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re: Neighborhood kids continue to ding dong ditch you

Posted on 2/28/20 at 12:10 pm to
Posted by southpawcock
Member since Oct 2015
16065 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 12:10 pm to
Is there a window that has a view of your porch? Prop open the window with a double-barreled shotgun pointing at the steps.
Posted by Gris Gris
OTIS!NO RULES FOR SAUCES ON STEAK!!
Member since Feb 2008
49148 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 12:21 pm to
quote:

My family and I have been pissing in a car wash bucket for the last two days. The plan is to pour on the little bastards next time they come.


How crude. You have your entire family going in a bucket? Seriously?
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
21733 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 12:25 pm to
It's gonna be funny when the biggest 13 yr old whoops your arse and fricks your wife.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
62908 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 1:04 pm to
You ain't gonna do shite but wash their piss stained clothes
This post was edited on 2/28/20 at 1:04 pm
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 1:05 pm to
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How crude. You have your entire family going in a bucket? Seriously?



What about the fact that he's planning to pour the bucket of piss on them?
Posted by ColdTurkey
Where the Buffalo roam...
Member since Nov 2019
7698 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 2:03 pm to
Could be worse. They could be more devious and light mortar rounds back to back to back saved from New Year’s Eve on your front porch at 3 in the morning. Not that I’d ever do that.
Posted by Johnny Carson
Member since Jul 2010
1119 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 2:10 pm to
You need to go old school civil rights protesters crowd control on them. Enlist family and friends into three groups: one to man the hoses, one to release the dogs, and the last with batons to clean up on the disoriented stragglers. See who comes knocking on your door after that history lesson.
Posted by mjax57
Vinings, GA
Member since Mar 2012
4014 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 2:23 pm to
Set up a claymore outside of your door at night, this will easily solve your problems.
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
59061 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 2:32 pm to
quote:

If you pour piss on my kids I will kick your arse


You may wanna control your kids, but I doubt you can, just like I doubt you can kick anyones arse. If so, your kids wouldn't be little shits.
Posted by xxTIMMYxx
Member since Aug 2019
17562 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 2:44 pm to
What kind of trash family pees into the same bucket?
Posted by xxTIMMYxx
Member since Aug 2019
17562 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 2:46 pm to
quote:

One night when we camped out in someone's back yard, I took a dump into a paper bag, we put it on a neighbor's front porch, lit it, rang the bell, and ran.


You say this like it's innovative
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 2:48 pm to
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If so, your kids wouldn't be little shits.


Not true. Even the best parents can have shitbag kids.
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
12484 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 2:56 pm to
----Run them off the road once you get the opportunity

LINK
Posted by Higgysmalls
Ft Lauderdale
Member since Jun 2016
7102 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 2:57 pm to
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Like if the owner of these toes knocked on your door.



Lol. When I told my wife what we called those she just stared at me and said don't ever say that in front of the kids.
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 3:01 pm to
Lighten up on the chemical warfare Just open the door with and airsoft gun and scare them right as you pelt them.
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
59061 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 3:34 pm to
quote:

Even the best parents can have shitbag kids.


Yes, but the best parents would understand the shitbaggedness of their kids and not beat the shite out of someone for disciplining their kids.

A bad parent would defend a kid in the wrong.
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa-Here to Serve
Member since Aug 2012
15821 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 3:51 pm to
Get a paint ball gun.

That shite will leave a bruise.

Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
62908 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 4:32 pm to
We only flush for number 2.

Delicate plumbing
Posted by tketaco
Sunnyside, Houston
Member since Jan 2010
21159 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 4:34 pm to
Trip mines
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