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re: Neighborhood kids continue to ding dong ditch you

Posted on 2/28/20 at 8:12 am to
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 8:12 am to
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Your porch is going to smell like piss.
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It will match the rest of the house from the smell of that bucket
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 8:13 am to
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They care when you post to neighborhood FB page or distribute to neighborhood email list saying it’s repetitive.


I would be too embarrassed to post the video to any social media site unless they were committing a crime.

Kids being kids. If the shite I did as a kid was ever caught on video and posted to social media I’d either be dead or in jail for life.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58798 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 8:13 am to
Yea those 13 year olds who are glued to Nextdoor. Keep posting there and doing absolutely nothing else, thinking youre making a difference.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171903 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 8:14 am to
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I'd do it in person though and not blast it on the neighborhood facebook unless the parents were dickheads or something.


Exactly. Posting it online makes it seem like you care more about public shaming than actually stopping it. It's kinda passive aggressive.
Posted by crash1211
Houma
Member since May 2008
3420 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 8:14 am to
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That’s smart of you not to waste your reserves for the next Florida game.

I also hear it's a great way to reclaim slightly used meth.
This post was edited on 2/28/20 at 8:14 am
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
75079 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 8:31 am to
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There a few neighborhood kids who ding dong ditch our home among other houses. At first, it was cool. I did the same thing when I was their age, but their refusal to stop has crossed the line. This weekend I am going to get revenge on the little shits. My family and I have been pissing in a car wash bucket for the last two days. The plan is to pour on the little bastards next time they come.



Why don't you handle it like an adult? Ding dong ditch their asses back.
Posted by RedPants
GA
Member since Jan 2013
5789 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 8:34 am to
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There a few neighborhood kids who ding dong ditch our home
quote:

My family and I have been pissing in a car wash bucket for the last two days

I didn't know single-wides had doorbells.
Posted by LSUGrrrl
Frisco, TX
Member since Jul 2007
41432 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 8:43 am to
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No one likes a Karen.

I didn’t say I would do that. I can’t understand why people get so upset over kids doing this anyway unless it’s late at night and repetitive. In that case I would absolutely track down the parents and share video.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
96995 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 8:44 am to
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My family and I have been pissing in a car wash bucket for the last two days. The plan is to pour on the little bastards next time they come.


The frick is wrong with you
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
96995 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 8:44 am to
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Ding dong ditch—that’s not what we called it! If you’re over 35 you’ll know.


I’m 29 and I know what it’s called.
Posted by SavageOrangeJug
Member since Oct 2005
19758 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 9:43 am to
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If you pour piss on my kids I will kick your arse
Your heathen shouldn't continue to harass neighbors.

Your neighbor should use your kid as a club to beat you.
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36419 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 9:46 am to
Ring Doorbell.

/thread
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
23427 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 10:18 am to
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Ding dong ditch—that’s not what we called it! If you’re over 35 you’ll know.

Ninja knocking?
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
22006 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 10:28 am to
Posted by Bert Macklin FBI
Quantico
Member since May 2013
11110 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 10:33 am to
I don't know what everyone else is saying but I think you should frick their moms.
Posted by b87
Member since Nov 2014
46 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 10:59 am to
Geaux23, did this happen in Zachary? And did said crazy dude chase you down in truck and jump out with a shotgun?

-asking for a friend
Posted by GoAwayImBaitn
On an island in the marsh
Member since Jul 2018
2633 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 11:33 am to
Knagger knocking was more fun than ding dong ditching I'm pretty sure
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 11:38 am to
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open to ideas


go to parents.
ideally start with righteous fundementalists.
ask for help.
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
31928 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 11:56 am to
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My family and I have been pissing in a car wash bucket
One night when we camped out in someone's back yard, I took a dump into a paper bag, we put it on a neighbor's front porch, lit it, rang the bell, and ran.

To our surprise, no one was home. We watched it until if burned out, walked back over to make sure it was out. Kicked it down on their front walk and left it there. It rained later that night. For weeks there was a dark streak on their sidewalk where the burnt sh*t and paper stained the sidewalk.

I can't even remember why we did it to their house.
Posted by 14&Counting
Dallas, TX
Member since Jul 2012
40181 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 12:06 pm to
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I am open to ideas as well


In my state you are allowed to open fire
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