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re: Need this board to entertain me. Wife in surgery.
Posted on 12/15/16 at 7:06 pm to LSU alum wannabe
Posted on 12/15/16 at 7:06 pm to LSU alum wannabe
quote:
tell me a story.
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it
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Posted on 12/15/16 at 7:07 pm to LSU alum wannabe
quote:
He's a general surgeon
Ah, so it isn't serious. Lipoma removal? Boil lanced?
Posted on 12/15/16 at 7:10 pm to Jake88
quote:
Ah, so it isn't serious. Lipoma removal? Boil lanced?
Maybe appendix? Classic appendix presentation but CT said nothing.
Posted on 12/15/16 at 7:13 pm to Breesus
quote:A tripod was he
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it
And a traveller you see
Who ruint all the poontang in Phuket.
Posted on 12/15/16 at 7:14 pm to LSU alum wannabe
CT isn't the best with soft tissue right? So this is exploratory?
Posted on 12/15/16 at 7:14 pm to Breesus
He said with a grin,
as he wiped off his chin
on Topic...Hope all goes well, Guy.
as he wiped off his chin
on Topic...Hope all goes well, Guy.
Posted on 12/15/16 at 7:14 pm to Jake88
"Doc, put one finger in it and sew it up tight around your digit."
Posted on 12/15/16 at 7:15 pm to Jake88
Yes.
Rarely does a CT miss the appy in my experience. But i know it does happen.
Rarely does a CT miss the appy in my experience. But i know it does happen.
Posted on 12/15/16 at 7:16 pm to LCA131
Thanks
Posted on 12/15/16 at 7:16 pm to LSU alum wannabe
Brenda make an appointment to see her doctor, because she is worried about her husband's bad temper.
Doctor Thomas asks: "What's the problem?"
Brenda says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my husband Jimmy seems to lose his temper for no reason. It's beginning to scares me."
The Doctor says: "I have a cure for that. When it seems that Jimmy is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he either leaves the room or calms down."
Two weeks later Brenda returns to the doctor looking fresh and happy.
Brenda says: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and he calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?"
Dr Thomas says: "The water itself does nothing. It's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick."
Doctor Thomas asks: "What's the problem?"
Brenda says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my husband Jimmy seems to lose his temper for no reason. It's beginning to scares me."
The Doctor says: "I have a cure for that. When it seems that Jimmy is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he either leaves the room or calms down."
Two weeks later Brenda returns to the doctor looking fresh and happy.
Brenda says: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and he calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?"
Dr Thomas says: "The water itself does nothing. It's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick."
Posted on 12/15/16 at 7:18 pm to LSU alum wannabe
quote:
Wife in surgery
quote:
Somebody post nudes
God, the OT never disappoints.
Posted on 12/15/16 at 7:20 pm to LSU alum wannabe
Did anybody mention that the surgeon is undoubtedly railing his unconscious wife?
Posted on 12/15/16 at 7:22 pm to LSU alum wannabe
Want me to tell you about the time that the ER thought I had poisoned my wife? They thought I had used rat poison.
Posted on 12/15/16 at 7:25 pm to AnonymousTiger
quote:
God, the OT never disappoints.
I said tell me a story. I'd be perfectly happy with a story.
Posted on 12/15/16 at 7:26 pm to Hangit
quote:
Want me to tell you about the time that the ER thought I had poisoned my wife? They thought I had used rat poison.
Sounds horrible. Was she bleeding from everywhere?
Posted on 12/15/16 at 7:27 pm to LucasP
quote:
id anybody mention that the surgeon is undoubtedly railing his unconscious wife?
You're the first.
"Pics" was almost immediate. Kinda disappointed in the OT today.
Posted on 12/15/16 at 7:31 pm to LSU alum wannabe
Hate to be the bearer of bad news but the surgeon doesn't work alone, there's nurses and anesthesiologists and janitors, lots of people work in the hospital. Your wife is getting it from a lot of hospital-employed penises.
Sorry bro, I'll pray for her recovery, but I won't pray for her worn out vag cause it's a sinner
Sorry bro, I'll pray for her recovery, but I won't pray for her worn out vag cause it's a sinner
Posted on 12/15/16 at 7:36 pm to LucasP
Surgeon is Asian. So it's tiny.
Posted on 12/15/16 at 7:55 pm to LSU alum wannabe
What if he went to LSUHSC and reads this site?
Posted on 12/15/16 at 7:57 pm to LSU alum wannabe
What kind of story do you want to hear buddy?
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