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Nearly 200 pounds of contraband bologna seized at New Mexico border, feds say

Posted on 2/12/21 at 7:58 am
Posted by heypaul
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Posted on 2/12/21 at 7:58 am


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Border agents caught a vehicle carrying 194 pounds of contraband Mexican bologna into the U.S. at the New Mexico border, Customs and Border Protection announced Thursday.

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The 49-year-old Albuquerque resident behind the wheel was fined $500, and the prohibited meat was destroyed.


WTF?

I guess the guy behind him with a trunk full of mayonnaise got away?

Posted by HerkFlyer
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Posted on 2/12/21 at 7:59 am to
That sounds like balogna
Posted by Pepe Lepew
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Posted on 2/12/21 at 8:01 am to
Where’s the bread?
Posted by Ed Osteen
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Posted on 2/12/21 at 8:01 am to
who the hell goes to trouble of smuggling deli meat
Posted by upgrayedd
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Posted on 2/12/21 at 8:01 am to
Posted by kywildcatfanone
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Posted on 2/12/21 at 8:01 am to
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New Mexico border



we have a wall around New Mexico now?
Posted by fatboydave
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Posted on 2/12/21 at 8:02 am to
Gut bombs
Posted by upgrayedd
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Posted on 2/12/21 at 8:03 am to
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who the hell goes to trouble of smuggling deli meat

These kids



Posted by bayoudude
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Posted on 2/12/21 at 8:03 am to
Looks like it wasn’t even refrigerated... also I don’t get smuggling that when it’s cheap and plentiful here. Must have been something else hidden in that vehicle
Posted by Hangit
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Posted on 2/12/21 at 8:03 am to
The guy would not stop for the sirens, so they had to sandwich him between two police vehicles, Lt. Kraft said. The felon says Kraft singled him out.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
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Posted on 2/12/21 at 8:04 am to
Good. They're not sending us their best lunch meat, let me tell you.
This post was edited on 2/12/21 at 8:04 am
Posted by upgrayedd
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Posted on 2/12/21 at 8:05 am to
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The guy would not stop for the sirens, so they had to sandwich him between two police vehicles, Lt. Kraft said. The felon says Kraft singled him out.

Kraft said due to the high rate of speed, it was difficult to ketchup with the suspect.
Posted by Animal
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Posted on 2/12/21 at 8:08 am to
I heard a story a while back about bologna being smuggled from mexico and into the US. Supposedly, Mexican immigrants hate the taste of US made bologna and will pay a premium for what they are accustomed to from their mother land.

I can't remember what the story said about what it goes for per lb but I remember thinking "holy shite, who'd have thunk."
Posted by Wiseguy
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Posted on 2/12/21 at 8:11 am to
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The guy would not stop for the sirens, so they had to sandwich him between two police vehicles, Lt. Kraft said. The felon says Kraft singled him out.



What the Hell,mans? Let the people satisfy their white bread tastes with the deli meat of their choice.
Posted by Martini
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Posted on 2/12/21 at 8:12 am to
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Looks like it wasn’t even refrigerated... also I don’t get smuggling that when it’s cheap and plentiful here. Must have been something else hidden in that vehicle




Apparently you haven’t eaten the bologna that is being made here. It’s garbage compared to what it used to be. You can’t find good rag bologna anymore. Mexican bologna is like Mexican Coke. If you get your hands on it fried up with a sunny side up egg on white bread with blue plate mayonnaise you can put the fricking cat outside.

And it has nitrates-it doesn’t need to be refrigerated.
Posted by ManBearTiger
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Posted on 2/12/21 at 8:14 am to
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These kids


Flawless execution on the set up good sir
This post was edited on 2/12/21 at 8:15 am
Posted by Wiseguy
Member since Mar 2020
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Posted on 2/12/21 at 8:15 am to
Hmm- wonder if you can get it at a Hispanic grocery store around here? I’d like to try it.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
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Posted on 2/12/21 at 8:16 am to
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Mexican immigrants hate the taste of US made bologna and will pay a premium for what they are accustomed to from their mother land.


If you gonna come here, you better speak American and eat our bologna.
Posted by Ed Osteen
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Posted on 2/12/21 at 8:18 am to
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upgrayedd




Posted by Celery
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Posted on 2/12/21 at 8:18 am to
That looks like a test run
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