re: Natalie Portman is back on the market: divorcing her bobble head husband

Posted by Cajun Tifoso

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Posted on 8/7/23 at 5:34 pm to tiggerthetooth

Holy shite! They're real

Posted by southpawcock

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Posted on 8/7/23 at 5:35 pm to Bubb

Bro cheated on Natalie Portman for this?

Posted by Ziippy

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Posted on 8/7/23 at 5:40 pm to southpawcock

^
Who is she?

Posted by When in Rome

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Posted on 8/7/23 at 5:44 pm to teke184

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I remember when SNL did this joke with Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovett. Brings me back to my youth.

Not just SNL. It was Norm

fun fact: that was one of his favorite jokes of all time, because the punch line was nearly identical to the setup

Who is Camille Étienne? Meet Natalie Portman’s husband Benjamin Millepied’s alleged mistress

Posted by southpawcock

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Posted on 8/7/23 at 5:44 pm to Ziippy

quote:
Who is she?

This post was edited on 8/7/23 at 5:45 pm

Posted by When in Rome

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Posted on 8/7/23 at 5:48 pm to When in Rome

Speaking of SNL

Posted by Ziippy

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Posted on 8/7/23 at 5:52 pm to southpawcock

Camille looks better in some pictures than in others.

Posted by Stovall21

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Posted on 8/7/23 at 5:55 pm to LegendInMyMind

I swear he was on The Twilight Zone with that forehead!

Posted by southpawcock

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Posted on 8/7/23 at 5:56 pm to Ziippy

Clothing style aside, she does look good here IMO. And this is when she isn't even trying. More women should take this approach.

Posted by SwampRocket

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Posted on 8/7/23 at 5:56 pm to Stovall21

She probably cut him off from sex

Surprised that really hasn’t been mentioned here

Posted by ShoeBang

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Posted on 8/7/23 at 5:56 pm to tiggerthetooth

This post was edited on 8/7/23 at 5:58 pm

Posted by Bluefin

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Posted on 8/7/23 at 5:57 pm to Aubie Spr96

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Totally did it for me in V for Vendetta.

Posted by LRB1967

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Posted on 8/7/23 at 5:59 pm to Bubb

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He is a French dancer and choreographer

Gay. The kids probably are not his.

Posted by LSUtoBOOT

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Posted on 8/7/23 at 6:01 pm to tiggerthetooth

She obviously gave him a lot of head.

Posted by DeltaTigerDelta

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Posted on 8/7/23 at 6:48 pm to tiggerthetooth

Wood stow my vessel in her port.

Posted by Rouge

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Posted on 8/7/23 at 6:51 pm to tiggerthetooth

If Natters is into being treated badly by medium ugly men, might I show her my CV.....

Posted by SEClint

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Posted on 8/7/23 at 6:56 pm to tiggerthetooth

I wish she would hook up with this guy

Just to troll everyone

Posted by Lsupimp

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Posted on 8/7/23 at 6:59 pm to SwampRocket

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She probably cut him off from sex
Surprised that really hasn’t been mentioned here

Impossible. This is the OT, sir, a place for white knights and consequences for those who speak of things that don't strictly serve the feminine imperative. Leave this thread at once.