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re: Mystery pair of panties in my house

Posted on 3/15/24 at 10:51 am to
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 3/15/24 at 10:51 am to
Maybe they are panties that she wears for her boyfriend.

Maybe they are panties that she wears for her girlfriend.

Maybe they are panties that her girlfriend left at your house.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
25101 posts
Posted on 3/15/24 at 10:56 am to
A few years ago, SO finds a pair of woman's panties in our outside laundry room ... a giant set of panties.

SO knows I'm not pounding a fattie and they were far bigger than a size I would wear LOL. We never did figure it out.
The only plausible explanation was that our across the street neighbor at the time, a large lady, used the laundry room while were were out of town. We never locked the room, and it was accessible from outside.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
97218 posts
Posted on 3/15/24 at 10:57 am to
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Additionally, was the underwear "soiled" in any significant way in any of the two regions of interest? I know you looked.


But did he sniff?
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
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Posted on 3/15/24 at 10:59 am to
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
32704 posts
Posted on 3/15/24 at 11:00 am to
Jody isn't your problem.

Sounds like it might be a Jodie or Jodiee.
Posted by LSUfanNkaty
LC, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
11749 posts
Posted on 3/15/24 at 11:01 am to
I've had this happen to me a couple of times. Turns out, they were mine.....
Posted by Wishnitwas1998
where TN, MS, and AL meet
Member since Oct 2010
61801 posts
Posted on 3/15/24 at 11:13 am to
quote:

Yeah buddy...she wasn't joking. She was gauging your reaction.


I get women don't usually think straight but she should know what my reaction would be. Hell yea!!
Posted by Wishnitwas1998
where TN, MS, and AL meet
Member since Oct 2010
61801 posts
Posted on 3/15/24 at 11:14 am to
quote:

Maybe your wife is laughing bc they are in fact men’s briefs and you have no idea she is banging some dude who wears sexy underwea


Hmmmmm.....
Posted by Wishnitwas1998
where TN, MS, and AL meet
Member since Oct 2010
61801 posts
Posted on 3/15/24 at 11:19 am to
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Her "finding" them and instantly knowing they arent from something you did shows she "knows" or at least has an idea. Did you know they weren't hers due to the size of them? Does she have a friend she goes to the gym with where she accidentally grabbed them off the bench when grabbing her stuff? No recent friend stay over recently? Yeah she knows and her not having a legit reason to tell you and avoiding that is sketchy as heck.


I mean this is where I'm at and why I made the thread.

And no, she doesn't go to the gym with a gf. She goes to the gym a few times a week though or did, she hasn't as much in the last couple weeks mostly bc of kids but......the mind must ponder
This post was edited on 3/15/24 at 11:20 am
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
112445 posts
Posted on 3/15/24 at 11:24 am to
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Because that’s just how we used to do it in ‘98. Panties every damn where.
This is 2000s, but a buddy and I rented a house, and I guess 1 day he pulled out his mattress, and there was like 2 or 3 bras and 1 or 2 panties.

Never been prouder of him than I was in that moment.
Posted by Wishnitwas1998
where TN, MS, and AL meet
Member since Oct 2010
61801 posts
Posted on 3/15/24 at 11:24 am to
quote:

Is it possible she had skid marks or minor stains from her period that you didn’t even notice? Perhaps she tossed them for this reason, but is too embarrassed to admit these are hers.


This is a good thought but I didn't notice anything unusual about them (or really notice anything at all about them) and we have been together for over 10 years. We are pretty open about things and I can't imagine her not just telling me that

Again, women are crazy so who knows but I wouldn't think she'd handle it that way
Posted by SouthPlains
Member since Jul 2023
981 posts
Posted on 3/15/24 at 11:26 am to
quote:

Maybe they are panties that her girlfriend left at your house.


There is a 4th possibility…

Maybe they are panties that her boyfriend left at OP’s house.

Food for thought.
Posted by Wishnitwas1998
where TN, MS, and AL meet
Member since Oct 2010
61801 posts
Posted on 3/15/24 at 11:30 am to
quote:

Pics of panties for investigation


They are nothing but ashes now

The more I think about it the more I'm beginning to think this was just an elaborate scheme by Mrs. Wishn. I mean the way it played out it was set up to where I would unwittingly literally burn the evidence and then she be all casual about it

It's so fricky
Posted by Wishnitwas1998
where TN, MS, and AL meet
Member since Oct 2010
61801 posts
Posted on 3/15/24 at 11:32 am to
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They were hers Women forget about half of what they do when kids come along


That is a possibility bc you are right, having two young kids has obviously been a major life changer and especially for her

This is one of the more benign possibilities so I'm hopeful
Posted by 6R12
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2005
10677 posts
Posted on 3/15/24 at 11:33 am to
As normal............. you've come to the right place.
Posted by Wishnitwas1998
where TN, MS, and AL meet
Member since Oct 2010
61801 posts
Posted on 3/15/24 at 11:39 am to
quote:

As normal............. you've come to the right place.


Of course I did, I know what tOT is for I wouldn't waste one of the internet's most valuable resources
This post was edited on 3/15/24 at 11:42 am
Posted by supatigah
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Member since Mar 2004
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Posted on 3/15/24 at 11:41 am to
her nonchalant attitude means she knows where they came from

the question for you, why doesnt she tell you what she knows about them?
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
20416 posts
Posted on 3/15/24 at 11:43 am to
Why don't you sit down with her and try to figure out where the mystery underwear came from? It would drive me crazy to just burn them and not know
Posted by ColdTurkey
Where the Buffalo roam...
Member since Nov 2019
7698 posts
Posted on 3/15/24 at 11:43 am to
Well, at any rate, I'm glad you posted this as it's taken up a significant portion of my morning trying to come up with alternate theories

The thing about most women is you'll never know. For your sanity's sake I hope its just a pair she forgot about. Were they her size? Did they look newish?
Posted by Wishnitwas1998
where TN, MS, and AL meet
Member since Oct 2010
61801 posts
Posted on 3/15/24 at 11:46 am to
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Why don't you sit down with her and try to figure out where the mystery underwear came from? It would drive me crazy to just burn them and not know


I mean that's what I did before I start the thread. She didn't care like at all, she cared so little we really couldn't try to figure it out bc she didn't even want to engage

Thus my being so perplexed

I agree with whoever says she knows where they came from, the question is why lie?
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