re: Mystery pair of panties in my house

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In my experience women are extremely sloppy and irresponsible with their personal belongings and space such as their bathrooms or vehicles. If they are related they will also literally steal clothing items from each other at a moments notice without batting an eye

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This is one of the early tells.

Always study how clean a women keeps her bathroom pre-marriage.

This is for the young lads.

A couple years ago, my wife found a gold necklace on the bedroom floor near our dresser. Plain chain, nothing attached to it other than a tiny leaf. I didn’t recognize it and my wife didn’t either. She freaks out. “THIS IS NOT MINE, WHERE DID IT COME FROM!?”.

I just laughed (because if I really was having an affair, I’d have said exactly what I did say — “babe, I have no idea where that came from”.

It resulted in a massive fight and she was convinced she caught me having an affair and all I could do was simply say I didn’t know whose necklace it was. It was the most frustrating thing ever — I truly had no idea where it came from and she was 100% positive I’d have been having an affair. I told her I was flattered that she thinks I’d be able to convince another woman to put up with me and my shite .

Fast forward to the next day. My wife hasn’t talked to me at all for 18 hours and she’s legitimately about to pack her things to leave - yea, it was crazy and I was worried because I truly didn’t have an explanation for the necklace. The robot vacuum is running and I hear something stuck in its rollers. I stop it, flip it over, and there’s a gold mesh leaf stuck inside of it. THE SAME frickING LEAF THAT HAD BEEN PART OF A GOLD NECKLACE MY WIFE HAD.

VINDICATION

I take the mangled and twisted leaf and stick it on top of her bag that she was starting to pack. Silently. She stares at it and cries. It was her own fricking necklace the whole damn time and the vacuum ran over it after it fell on the ground, ripping the leaf off and leaving the chain, now unrecognizable.

Now I have something to finally bring up about the past in arguments. She won’t ever live this one down!

A sloppy house is a key tell.

Date the messy ones, marry the clean ones.

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A sloppy house is a key tell.

Date the messy ones, marry the clean ones.

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I mean, how am I supposed to trust her to make a pristine cold cut if she cant even clean our bathroom properly?

Straight-up fact.

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They are nothing but ashes now

The more I think about it the more I'm beginning to think this was just an elaborate scheme by Mrs. Wishn. I mean the way it played out it was set up to where I would unwittingly literally burn the evidence and then she be all casual about it

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Set up for divorce.

Did you burn panties in the trash?
-Yes
Why?
-they were in the burn bucket
Do you expect us to believe you burned a pair of panties you just happened to find in you home when it is more likely you were hiding an affair?
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They are nothing but ashes now

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damn, I would’ve at least taken them to Goodwill.

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Always study how clean a women keeps her bathroom pre-marriage.

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Check her car too. Odds are a funky monkey is going to have a funky monkey as well.

bruh.... if you didn't bring those panties in the house, and you don't have a son or daughter of age to bring women's panties in the house, and panties don't just grow legs and walk into people's houses... then it HAD TO BE someone that your wife had over.... there is literally NO OTHER explanation

Put some hidden camera's in your house to record when you are not around.

ETA: and if you video her scissoring you can post it on the internet.