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My wife was just diagnosed with the COVID-19 Ligma variant AMA

Posted on 8/5/21 at 9:21 am
Posted by WhiteGramblingGrad72
West Jefferson
Member since Sep 2020
403 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 9:21 am
Just got back from Urgent Care and it’s a bad case of the Ligma. We are both fully vaccinated, but the Dr. said there is no effective vaccine against this one yet. It affects females more than males but males can also get it. Constant coughing, lots of mucus. She can taste and smell, but it’s foul.

This is not to be confused with the Sugma variant, which causes more nausea/gagging.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 9:21 am to
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Ligma


As in Ligma balls and Sugma dick?
This post was edited on 8/5/21 at 9:23 am
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166249 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 9:21 am to
does she have nice titts?
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58341 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 9:22 am to
This was a lot funnier in your head.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
13881 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 9:22 am to
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Ligma variant AMA

quote:

no effective vaccine against this one yet.

quote:

affects females more than males


Wait until the one comes out that only affects________.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38508 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 9:22 am to
Is she an illegal immigrant?
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47498 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 9:23 am to
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My wife was just diagnosed with the COVID-19 Ligma variant AMA


Pretty sure she's got the Zachary Disease too.
Posted by drexyl
Mingovia
Member since Sep 2005
23064 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 9:23 am to
quote:

Ligma


quote:

Sugma


Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
7282 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 9:24 am to
huh...she was fine after my exam yesterday.
Posted by Beessnax
Member since Nov 2015
9146 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 9:24 am to
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WhiteGramblingGrad72


No wonder you thought this was a good idea
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
13881 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 9:25 am to
quote:

WhiteGramblingGrad72


Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
85011 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 9:25 am to
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She can taste and smell, but it’s foul.

Must be Ligma Butthole
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 9:26 am to
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Ligma Butthole


Posted by LSUcajun77
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2008
21267 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 9:26 am to
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Urgent Care


Stopped reading here. Those places are terrible, unless you have something simple going on.


Just realized I’m an idiot.
This post was edited on 8/5/21 at 9:28 am
Posted by Rhino5
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2014
28898 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 9:26 am to
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Ligma variant

I can’t fricking keep up at this point.
Posted by willymeaux
Member since Mar 2012
4754 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 9:27 am to
Is that the one that originated in the Sugandese region?
Posted by WhiteGramblingGrad72
West Jefferson
Member since Sep 2020
403 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 9:28 am to
Correct. Doctors think she contracted it by ingesting Boffa.
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
6407 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 9:29 am to
She was fine when I came over while you were at work. Sorry baw.
Posted by WhiteGramblingGrad72
West Jefferson
Member since Sep 2020
403 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 9:29 am to
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She was fine when I came over while you were at work. Sorry baw.

Jokes on you I’m unemployed
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
11291 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 9:31 am to
Bring her in for a pap smear.
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