Started By
Message

re: My wife says that she doesn’t like doggy style….

Posted on 4/26/26 at 1:22 pm to
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
63214 posts
Posted on 4/26/26 at 1:22 pm to
You literally said your wife doesn’t wanna have sex with you because you don’t know how to do it properly

Anybody with half a brain knows that it’s because of lack of foreplay you asked for help I gave you wise advice

Posted by Uga Alum
Member since Jul 2022
6529 posts
Posted on 4/26/26 at 1:25 pm to
I said my wife doesn’t like doggy style, not that she won’t have sex with me at all. I even said she prefers to get on top. Are you retarded?

Also, we do plenty of foreplay and doggy style still hurts her.
Posted by SlidellCajun
Slidell la
Member since May 2019
16402 posts
Posted on 4/26/26 at 1:29 pm to
Your wife is definitely not a bitch
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
63214 posts
Posted on 4/26/26 at 1:29 pm to
Look, you admitted to being a failure, it satisfying your wife, I gave you advice that any gynecologist would affirm and tell you just the same
Have more foreplay, use a little more lubrication and start out slower

It hurts because she’s not ready yet on the inside and you haven’t done a good enough job of that

If you want a real advice, you just got some, you can keep acting like a child and you can keep failing to satisfy your wife, that is your choice

Posted by Uga Alum
Member since Jul 2022
6529 posts
Posted on 4/26/26 at 1:30 pm to
You’re nuts. Again, I’m not taking advice from a gay Aggy.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
63214 posts
Posted on 4/26/26 at 1:33 pm to
Please your wife or someone else will

You took a bold step admitting that you can’t please her, now all you need to do is improve
Posted by Tigersaint01
Emerald Isle, NC
Member since Aug 2024
74 posts
Posted on 4/26/26 at 1:42 pm to
If you don’t know how to satisfy your wife sexually, I suggest communicating with her before random everyone on the internet. Trust me, pleasing your wife in bed has many benefits for years to come..
Posted by Banned
Member since Feb 2026
331 posts
Posted on 4/26/26 at 1:43 pm to
quote:


She likes being on top because that way she can control how much of my dick goes inside of her


With the above e and it hurting her doggy style, she might have some kind of medical issue going on down/in there.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
60605 posts
Posted on 4/26/26 at 1:47 pm to
quote:

I said one position hurts her
she needs to go to the gynecologist and make sure she doesn’t have endometriosis or another disease that leads to tissue growing other than where it should be

Because no offense - if you were huge or something, then all sex positions would hurt.
Posted by lake chuck fan
Vinton
Member since Aug 2011
23781 posts
Posted on 4/26/26 at 2:21 pm to
Tell it doesn't matter what she likes....
Your doing something wrong if she thinks she has any input.
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
20890 posts
Posted on 4/26/26 at 7:23 pm to
quote:

she needs to go to the gynecologist and make sure she doesn’t have endometriosis or another disease that leads to tissue growing other than where it should


Isn’t it really difficult to confirm endometriosis?
Posted by Uga Alum
Member since Jul 2022
6529 posts
Posted on 4/26/26 at 7:59 pm to
Positions that allow me maximum penetration cause her pain. That’s why she likes to be on top. She can control how much penetration is possible from that position.
This post was edited on 4/26/26 at 8:00 pm
Posted by threeputt23
Hammond la
Member since Dec 2021
386 posts
Posted on 4/26/26 at 8:21 pm to
We have the same problem, but I’m dating a Filipina so……
Posted by holdmuh keystonelite
Member since Oct 2020
4651 posts
Posted on 4/27/26 at 12:07 am to
Enjoy having the most downvotes ever on this site. I would love to see how big your dick really is, because I don't believe you.
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
87513 posts
Posted on 4/27/26 at 12:24 am to
How did admins allow this stupid shite to be five pages.
Posted by Uga Alum
Member since Jul 2022
6529 posts
Posted on 4/27/26 at 5:43 am to
You want to see my dick? How gay is this website?
Posted by PGAOLDBAWNevahBroke
Member since Oct 2025
431 posts
Posted on 4/27/26 at 10:07 pm to
BTPU
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
60605 posts
Posted on 4/27/26 at 10:10 pm to
quote:

You want to see my dick? How gay is this website?
pics or gtfo
Posted by FlyDownTheField83
Auburn AL
Member since Dec 2021
1628 posts
Posted on 4/27/26 at 10:20 pm to
Take a penny and slide it into her opening with the head of Lincoln going in first. If you are able to get it so far in that Lincoln is bald then that is the correct method to approximate your penetration, and……you do not have to buy a set of tires.
Posted by TaderSalad
mudbug territory
Member since Jul 2014
26441 posts
Posted on 4/28/26 at 5:54 am to
Subtle "I married Mingo's sister" brag
first pageprev pagePage 5 of 5Next pagelast page
refresh

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on X, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookXInstagram