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My wife only has sex with me two times a month
Posted on 7/30/18 at 1:17 pm
Posted on 7/30/18 at 1:17 pm
But that’s not too bad. I know three guys she cut off completely.
Posted on 7/30/18 at 1:18 pm to danilo
quote:She probably told you have a bigger dick than your friends also.
But that’s not too bad. I know three guys she cut off completely.
Posted on 7/30/18 at 1:18 pm to danilo
A fleshlight isn't a "wife" baw
Posted on 7/30/18 at 1:19 pm to danilo
David the Gnome, is that you?
Posted on 7/30/18 at 1:22 pm to danilo
quote:
But that’s not too bad. I know three guys she cut off completely.
I'm assuming she cut them off before yall were married right? How do you even have a conversation about her past sex life and how she cut those guys off? Something don't seem right
Posted on 7/30/18 at 1:24 pm to danilo
quote:
But that’s not too bad. I know three guys she cut off completely.
There are 10 more she hasn't cut off.
Posted on 7/30/18 at 1:24 pm to danilo
quote:
My wife only has sex with me two times a month
quote:
But that’s not too bad. I know three guys she cut off completely.

Posted on 7/30/18 at 1:26 pm to idlewatcher
But if this fleshlight can make him a sandwich, does that count?
Posted on 7/30/18 at 1:27 pm to danilo
Even Fozzie Bear thinks your joke sucks.


This post was edited on 7/30/18 at 1:28 pm
Posted on 7/30/18 at 1:29 pm to danilo
She only has sex with me twice a month as well, if that makes you feel better.
Posted on 7/30/18 at 1:37 pm to danilo
quote:
My wife has sex with me

Posted on 7/30/18 at 1:58 pm to danilo
How often does she give it to the neighbor?
Posted on 7/30/18 at 2:01 pm to danilo
Well now I feel like an idiot. This thread struck a chord with me and I came looking to commiserate with other married guys in my situation (although I would love 2 times a month). Instead it's a goddamn joke.
Posted on 7/30/18 at 2:22 pm to danilo
quote:
But that’s not too bad. I know three guys she cut off completely.

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