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My wife only has sex with me two times a month

Posted on 7/30/18 at 1:17 pm
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
25733 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 1:17 pm
But that’s not too bad. I know three guys she cut off completely.
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
24154 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 1:17 pm to
Congrats on the sex
Posted by Oddibe
Close to some, further from others
Member since Sep 2015
6749 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 1:18 pm to
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But that’s not too bad. I know three guys she cut off completely.
She probably told you have a bigger dick than your friends also.
Posted by geauxtigers87
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2011
27431 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 1:18 pm to
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
97019 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 1:18 pm to
A fleshlight isn't a "wife" baw
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
59317 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 1:19 pm to
David the Gnome, is that you?
Posted by Splackavellie
Bayou
Member since Oct 2017
12669 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 1:19 pm to
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 1:21 pm to
Pics?
Posted by FieldMink
Fort Worth
Member since Jul 2017
797 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 1:22 pm to
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But that’s not too bad. I know three guys she cut off completely.


I'm assuming she cut them off before yall were married right? How do you even have a conversation about her past sex life and how she cut those guys off? Something don't seem right
Posted by Lsuhack1
Member since Feb 2018
866 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 1:24 pm to
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But that’s not too bad. I know three guys she cut off completely.


There are 10 more she hasn't cut off.
Posted by JBeam
Guns,Germs & Steel
Member since Jan 2011
68377 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 1:24 pm to
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My wife only has sex with me two times a month

quote:

But that’s not too bad. I know three guys she cut off completely.

Posted by rowbear1922
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2008
15791 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 1:24 pm to
Posted by stratman
NOLA
Member since Apr 2013
977 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 1:26 pm to
But if this fleshlight can make him a sandwich, does that count?
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23278 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 1:27 pm to
Even Fozzie Bear thinks your joke sucks.

This post was edited on 7/30/18 at 1:28 pm
Posted by Paul B Ammer
The Mecca of Tuscaloosa
Member since Jul 2017
2423 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 1:29 pm to
She only has sex with me twice a month as well, if that makes you feel better.
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
71123 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 1:37 pm to
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My wife has sex with me


Posted by Broken Arrow
Member since Dec 2007
8433 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 1:58 pm to
How often does she give it to the neighbor?
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
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Posted on 7/30/18 at 2:01 pm to
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
44922 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 2:01 pm to
Well now I feel like an idiot. This thread struck a chord with me and I came looking to commiserate with other married guys in my situation (although I would love 2 times a month). Instead it's a goddamn joke.
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 2:22 pm to
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But that’s not too bad. I know three guys she cut off completely.

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