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re: My wife lied about her evening with a famous athlete

Posted on 5/6/19 at 2:22 pm to
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138530 posts
Posted on 5/6/19 at 2:22 pm to
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The same reason my peen is on fire...
bless your heart

that's the chlamydia talking
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77241 posts
Posted on 5/6/19 at 2:22 pm to
You vicious scamp
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92246 posts
Posted on 5/6/19 at 2:22 pm to
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Who’s the “athlete” that the OPs “wife” supposedly “didn’t sleep with?”

didn't read the whole thing, just jumped in here, but I've done a lot of athletic and rock charters and have been to a lot of after parties, and, although OP is probably trolling, the groupies are there for one thing and one thing only, and if they balk, the celebs shoo them away and they bring in the next wave
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
72157 posts
Posted on 5/6/19 at 2:23 pm to
so you have been married for a few (3 years) and this happened 7 years ago. You were engaged for 4 years. No wonder she banged someone else (or was tag teamed it seems). The only people who wait that long for the wedding date are poors who have to save.

Also, none of this happened, but was a funny read.
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 5/6/19 at 2:26 pm to
Wow...

Don’t ever call me an attention whore again.
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
130242 posts
Posted on 5/6/19 at 2:27 pm to
The amount of people on here that have not even bothered to read the thread and find out that this was ripped off straight from a newspaper and popular podcast is pretty astounding.
Posted by mylsuhat
Mandeville, LA
Member since Mar 2008
49996 posts
Posted on 5/6/19 at 2:27 pm to
I was just coming to post the same thing
Posted by Diver Diva
Member since Apr 2019
386 posts
Posted on 5/6/19 at 2:29 pm to
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You've called them 198 times already?


Sarcasm, sweetie. It means I really don't give a flying rat's hiney if you think I'm a guy.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
102675 posts
Posted on 5/6/19 at 2:30 pm to
Your wife took the BBC from all of them
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92246 posts
Posted on 5/6/19 at 2:32 pm to
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Sarcasm, sweetie. It means I really don't give a flying rat's hiney if you think I'm a guy.

you told her, big guy!
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
38984 posts
Posted on 5/6/19 at 2:32 pm to
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Sarcasm, sweetie.


Oh. I thought you really picked up the phone and made a call to a hotline before each of your posts. My bad.

Your penis distracted me and I didn't pick up on the facetious nature of your post.
Posted by Dead Man Walking
Member since Mar 2019
963 posts
Posted on 5/6/19 at 2:33 pm to
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sweetie


Cat fight.


quote:

flying rat's hiney
The term Flying frick gets more effect.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92246 posts
Posted on 5/6/19 at 2:33 pm to
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Your penis distracted me

don't let small things distract you
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
72157 posts
Posted on 5/6/19 at 2:33 pm to
I saw the boston globe link but not sure of the podcast. Which podcast? I started skimming the thread after a few pages
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
40865 posts
Posted on 5/6/19 at 2:33 pm to
I hooked up with Venus Williams once randomly. She had some amazing hand job stamina.
Posted by Ancient Astronaut
Member since May 2015
37331 posts
Posted on 5/6/19 at 2:34 pm to
Was his name Sean White?
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77241 posts
Posted on 5/6/19 at 2:34 pm to
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Your penis distracted me


"The daily double!"
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17457 posts
Posted on 5/6/19 at 2:34 pm to
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The amount of people on here that have not even bothered to read the thread and find out that this was ripped off straight from a newspaper and popular podcast is pretty astounding.


Oh, so he's so pathetic he lies about his wife getting a train on her so he can enjoy the attention received by all of us calling him a loser.

That's much better.
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
68038 posts
Posted on 5/6/19 at 2:35 pm to
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I have been married to my wife for a few years, together for about 10. We have children,


you were in school like 2 years ago bruh
Posted by dj30
New Orleans
Member since Feb 2006
29855 posts
Posted on 5/6/19 at 2:42 pm to
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