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re: My wife just got locked up.

Posted on 2/10/17 at 3:21 pm to
Posted by 20 CO TIGAH 37
Colorado
Member since Apr 2014
34 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 3:21 pm to
Tell your kid, "Mommy is going on a recruiting trip for LSU."

She might actually find some football or basketball players.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
120068 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 3:22 pm to
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My son has a basketball game tomorrow and all the other mom's will be asking where she is bc she never misses a game


You can't just tell them "She came down with something and isn't feeling well".
Posted by sms151t
Polos, Porsches, Ponies..PROBATION
Member since Aug 2009
140708 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 3:24 pm to
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Why the frick are you talking to the judge!?


Better question would be why is the judge speaking to him?

Another oops to my fable in his column.
Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
100724 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 3:24 pm to
Get her some weed
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
135849 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 3:24 pm to
This is a story that repeats itself all over Louisiana I'm sure.




And your wife is an alcoholic. And if she got a DUI she should have gone to jail for a year on the first offense.

Having been almost killed by a drunk driver, I have no sympathy.
Posted by sms151t
Polos, Porsches, Ponies..PROBATION
Member since Aug 2009
140708 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 3:25 pm to
If this "wife" was smart she would use the I took Nyquil or something like that excuse.

But the OP is so deep in it he could not remember to use that as a possible portion of his fairy tale.

Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
27610 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 3:28 pm to
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So how does this work? Is it illegal for her to drink at home? If she fails the breathalyzer test, all that proves is that she was drinking. It is illegal to drive while drinking or drunk.. obviously, but I don't get the in-home thing


Zero alcohol, she can't drink at home, in the car, at the pool, at church no where
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
27610 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 3:31 pm to
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If this "wife" was smart


If my aunt had a nut sack she'd be my uncle
Posted by LSU316
Rice and Easy Baby!!!
Member since Nov 2007
30234 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 3:33 pm to
Oh yeah dis where my cah isss.
Posted by Anonymous95
Member since Sep 2014
2101 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 3:35 pm to
Torch has been posting about his old lady for a while. I believe him.

quote:

I took Nyquil or something like that excuse.

They don't give a shite what excuse you think you're the first one to come up with, if you blow alcohol into that thing, you're fricked.
This post was edited on 2/10/17 at 3:38 pm
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
216133 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 3:35 pm to
Sounds like the first judge was having a real bad day. And how long is she in for????
Posted by sms151t
Polos, Porsches, Ponies..PROBATION
Member since Aug 2009
140708 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 3:35 pm to
Well since you do not have a "wife" in jail I doubt you have an aunt.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
139098 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 3:35 pm to
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This post was edited on 5/5/17 at 2:50 am
Posted by sms151t
Polos, Porsches, Ponies..PROBATION
Member since Aug 2009
140708 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 3:37 pm to
Pio maybe you should start a keep her in jail thread, it will backfire, she will get released. Because every thread about the Hogs you make backfires.

Just trying to help the "wife" out.
Posted by tigerskin
Member since Nov 2004
44799 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 3:37 pm to
Yeah, at the game just say she isn't feeling well.....which will be true
Posted by tokenBoiler
Lafayette, Indiana
Member since Aug 2012
4977 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 3:37 pm to
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Dumb Bitch.


That's the sort of stable, supportive, loving home environment that will help your 10 year old grow up to be notable.
Posted by ihometiger
Member since Dec 2013
12475 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 3:38 pm to
If she sits in jail long enough she can horde some of the fruits she gets with lunch and make herself a nice homemade liquor stash.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
68776 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 3:38 pm to
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She got a DUI back in May and the judge had her blowing in an in home breathalyzer 3 times a day, she had two fails this month so he sent her straight to jail.

I'm going to have to tell my 10 yr old son when he gets home at 3:00 pm.

Dumb Bitch.


And your cousin, the BR contractor just got locked up. You're family is pretty trashy
Posted by tokenBoiler
Lafayette, Indiana
Member since Aug 2012
4977 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 3:43 pm to
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Who makes a DWI defendant blow three times a day at home on the first offense for 6+ months?


So-called judge making up laws to destroy our families.
Posted by tokenBoiler
Lafayette, Indiana
Member since Aug 2012
4977 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 3:44 pm to
quote:

Maybe this was her first DWI, but she must have had other alcohol related offenses. This just doesn't make sense.


Maybe she's underage.
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