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re: My stepson is desperate for your advice
Posted on 4/24/20 at 4:00 pm to tokenBoiler
Posted on 4/24/20 at 4:00 pm to tokenBoiler
Act like he is madly in love w her. In 30 days he will be in love w her. Marry and raise the kids. Settle the frick down. You have to leave the game sometime. Grow up man up go to church be happy. Any other choice is shite.
Posted on 4/24/20 at 4:00 pm to MojoGuyPan
Pretty sad shotgun weddings are barely a thing anymore
Posted on 4/24/20 at 4:04 pm to Samson
You dance, you pay the fiddler. I mean congrats on not wanting to do the right thing.
Posted on 4/24/20 at 4:06 pm to Samson
I would advise him to ask the girl for a pre-natal paternity test since they are not in love, not getting married etc. Obviously volunteer to pay for it. If they are his kids and she wants to keep them, then well, he's a father. Be a father.
Posted on 4/24/20 at 4:07 pm to lsuwontonwrap
quote:So's she.
Sorry I'm late
Posted on 4/24/20 at 4:12 pm to MillerLiteTime
Just got off the phone w/ him. I asked him what his primary motive is, and he basically told me that he doesn't want any kids and is looking for a way to avoid paying child support. He asked about the military because he was hoping that they'd cover the child support. His biggest concern is that once his grandparents find out about it, they are going to cut him off financially because an unplanned pregnancy isn't part of their "plan" for him. I told him that if that's the route he wants to take, I can't help him anymore.
This post was edited on 4/24/20 at 4:13 pm
Posted on 4/24/20 at 4:13 pm to Samson
Dumbass rawdogged super fertile poon that already pumped one out.
That’s on him. Time to own up to his lunacy and be a daddy. Or a dead beat military daddy rawdogging some Viet lady boys to add to his mistake making process.
That’s on him. Time to own up to his lunacy and be a daddy. Or a dead beat military daddy rawdogging some Viet lady boys to add to his mistake making process.
Posted on 4/24/20 at 4:14 pm to Samson
He needs to get a job. I don’t care if you knocked up Octomom, you can’t leave he high and dry.
Posted on 4/24/20 at 4:14 pm to Samson
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To make things even trashier (if that's possible), the father of her first child is incarcerated.
OK.
He HAS TO GET A PATERNITY TEST ASAP.
No planning until genetics confirmed. She a ho.
Posted on 4/24/20 at 4:16 pm to Buck Magnum
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He needs to get a job
he has a job at a health club
Posted on 4/24/20 at 4:18 pm to Samson
Wait. What’s his moms take on all this?
Posted on 4/24/20 at 4:18 pm to Samson
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He has tried to convince her into giving the twins up for adoption but she is intent on keeping them (not to mention she already has another kid!)
He sounds like a real winner. Tell him to get a paternity test then be a dad to the kids if they are his.
Posted on 4/24/20 at 4:21 pm to Samson
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Sadly, no. That's another shocking thing. My stepson is a good-looking kid, into fitness, eating right, working out. He's built, six pack, all that. But he sets his standards very low when it comes to females. I mean this chick is OK, but certainly nothing special.
This kid just contributed a two-fer to the gene pool? Goddamn. Couldn’t even frick up correctly by impregnating an OT 10. Just end him now.
Posted on 4/24/20 at 4:22 pm to Kcprogguitar
She's been hysterical over the whole thing, mainly because she can't believe his stupidity. We've always told him to wear protection, and we've even given him boxes of condoms. His response was, "She said she was on the pill" 

Posted on 4/24/20 at 4:23 pm to Samson
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This post was edited on 2/1/21 at 12:29 pm
Posted on 4/24/20 at 4:24 pm to Samson
Does he not know how fricking works? There are ways to prevent this
Posted on 4/24/20 at 4:24 pm to Samson
Nobody ever got pregnant taking it in the face
Posted on 4/24/20 at 4:25 pm to Samson
Kick her in the stomach real hard many times. Then get his nuts cut. Thank me later
Posted on 4/24/20 at 4:26 pm to Samson
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"She said she was on the pill"
Still pull out baws
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