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re: My son's girlfreind of only four months is pregnant with triplets..

Posted on 9/18/17 at 4:24 pm to
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
112898 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 4:24 pm to
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dudes that are trying to lock down a girl because they don't get many gfs, or dudes that don't know women well enough to know you can't trust they are taking their BC regularly at 4 months, especially when you're successful financially

i'm guessing dudes of all varieties, including those who bang tons of chicks, are fricking up here and there and failing with their pull out game.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92280 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 4:25 pm to
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He knocked her up or was she knocked up before they started dating?

my first thought, better do some testing, and oh, btw, congrats on the sex
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
98954 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 4:25 pm to
Lucky he's self employed so he controls how much income he shows
Posted by bconne1
Member since Jun 2006
776 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 4:25 pm to
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Whoever invents male birth control is going to be rich as frick
That shite needs to be crowdfunded. How is this not already happening?
Posted by Steauxn
Philadelphia, PA
Member since Dec 2007
19277 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 4:25 pm to
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You gotta teach this boy the pullout method



The 4 Ps

Pill
Prophylactic
Pull out
Pray

Use any 3 and you're guaranteed to not get pregnant
Posted by ShaneTheLegLechler
Member since Dec 2011
63413 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 4:25 pm to
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So wait. He knocked her up or was she knocked up before they started dating?




Yes she's 5 months pregnant and just found out
Posted by Hester Carries
Member since Sep 2012
25692 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 4:25 pm to
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Is it too late for morning after pill?



Make her take 3.
Posted by halleburton
Member since Dec 2009
1615 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 4:26 pm to
If they know it's triplets, theyre at least 8 weeks into the pregnancy right? So he really knocked her up with triplets roughly a month and a half into their relationship. Certainly possible, but damn the odds.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92280 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 4:26 pm to
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Lucky he's self employed so he controls how much income he shows

that's not how this works...
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
98954 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 4:30 pm to
I've never paid child support cause I'm not trashy but I'd assume they go off your tax return.......what do they use?
Posted by Bailcracker
Member since Dec 2016
15 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 4:31 pm to
Congratulations OP. My wife and I have fraternal triplets that occurred spontaneously without fertility treatment so it can happen. They're now in preschool and it hasn't gotten any easier yet. It's without a doubt a life changing event. Outside support is very helpful whether it be family or hired help. It's like living in a daycare 24/7.
There are lots of triplet parent support communities...I'd recommend starting there.
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
25740 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 4:32 pm to
Congrats. You raised trash
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
87381 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 4:32 pm to
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She's about to be his girlfriend for A LOT longer.



He better hope so

Honestly, best thing he can probably do is try and build the strongest relationship he can with this girl and hope they're actually quite compatible.

hope he actually likes her
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
64368 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 4:32 pm to
Gf 1

Your son 0


His move.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92280 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 4:32 pm to
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..what do they use?

your blood
Posted by Steauxn
Philadelphia, PA
Member since Dec 2007
19277 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 4:32 pm to
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they go off your tax return



If this guy is smart, he'll make himself a W2 employee with a minimal "salary" and just draw off the company as money is needed.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 4:34 pm to
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My wife and I have fraternal triplets that occurred spontaneously without fertility treatment so it can happen. They're now in preschool and it hasn't gotten any easier yet.


You aren't helping
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
69190 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 4:34 pm to
Posted by tke857
Member since Jan 2012
12195 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 4:35 pm to
Yeah when I reread I saw GF. Holy frick that is some dumb fricking luck. Good luck to YOU and the Mrs. Bc y'all gonna be babysitting a shite load.


This time next year you'll by elbow deep in baby poo
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92280 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 4:36 pm to
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If this guy is smart, he'll make himself a W2 employee with a minimal "salary" and just draw off the company as money is needed.

again, that's not how it works, if he's self-employed, and the opposing attorney is even half way competent, everything, down to the last roll of toilet paper purchase will be scrutinized to make sure Johnny Tripleshot isn't trying to hide any income/assets

ETA: didn't hide incum in this case
This post was edited on 9/18/17 at 4:40 pm
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