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re: My son's girlfreind of only four months is pregnant with triplets..

Posted on 9/18/17 at 7:59 pm to
Posted by HailToTheChiz
Back in Auburn
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Posted on 9/18/17 at 7:59 pm to
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paternity test


And take about 5 of them
Posted by OKellsBells
USA
Member since Dec 2016
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Posted on 9/18/17 at 8:00 pm to
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as a family we will have his and her back 100% through this.

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as a family


Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 8:10 pm to
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but not surprising that that would be your tactic, I can't accomplish anything or accumulate any assets, so I'll just get knocked up to make up for my shortfalls


You act like I'm the one resorting to such tactics.


Hell I'm pretty much barren remember. I have to say though...if my fertility doctor told me "yes I can 100% guarantee to get you pregnant...but it would 100% be with triplets" I would kindly tell him no thanks and run like the wind and take that money and book one hell of a vacation.
Posted by UncleRuckus
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 9/18/17 at 8:11 pm to
If she already knows it's triplets she's at least a few months pregnant. Why the frick was your son rawdogging a chick he just met.

Also, there's probably a decent chance those kids aren't his because she got knocked up not long after her and your son started smashing
Posted by OKellsBells
USA
Member since Dec 2016
5264 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 8:13 pm to
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They have only been dating 4 months. Most intelligent women are proactive as hell about birth control, ESP early stages of a relationship. Unless she wanted to lock a man down.


Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 8:14 pm to
Your meme makes no sense


Nice try though

ETA: Again...i'm reposting the same sentiment as others in the thread

This post was edited on 9/18/17 at 8:18 pm
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 9/18/17 at 8:15 pm to
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Why the frick was your son rawdogging a chick he just met.


Because it feels nice.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 9/18/17 at 8:22 pm to
Give us some details from her side of the family.

Are her folks close to her in any way? financial condition? etc?
Posted by OKellsBells
USA
Member since Dec 2016
5264 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 8:22 pm to
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i'm reposting the same sentiment as others in the thread


Yep, the whole mob mentality.

Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 8:25 pm to
Or the side of common sense.


Why should we celebrate for the OP's son being an idiot and not learning how to wrap it up tight with the chick he's only been fricking for a few months?


Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
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Posted on 9/18/17 at 8:29 pm to
Don't worry about KellsBells. She's a certifiable retard.
Posted by shinerfan
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Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 9/18/17 at 8:32 pm to
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He's a twin as well but I've been told forever it isn't genetic




Fraternal twins are genetic but tend to skip a generation. Identicals are supposedly not related to genetics

Posted by TheOcean
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Member since Aug 2004
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Posted on 9/18/17 at 8:33 pm to
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He's financially secure though


Your baws a welder?
Posted by OKellsBells
USA
Member since Dec 2016
5264 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 8:37 pm to
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Why should we celebrate for the OP's son being an idiot and not learning how to wrap it up tight with the chick he's only been fricking for a few months?

Because triplets are rare

Because OP is optimistic

Because your lecture isn't helping Paw-Paw

Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
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Posted on 9/18/17 at 8:38 pm to
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Don't worry about KellsBells. She's a certifiable retard.

and I thought she couldn't get more perfect for me
Posted by SuperSaint
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Posted on 9/18/17 at 8:39 pm to
Back off KBalls, I don't want to have to get inbeteen you two
Posted by ihometiger
Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 9/18/17 at 8:41 pm to
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
69191 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 8:41 pm to
No. There's no celebrating a fricktard decision by two grown adults.

The kids will always be labeled an expensive mistake. They'll probably lead to an early marriage, an early divorce and soon be hated by both mom and dad.

Dad will hit the bottle and become an alcoholic based off of the disappointing road his life has taken. He'll fall into a deep depression and well.... I'll let you finish the story.

Oh, but yeah .... Let's throw a party.
Posted by SuperSaint
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Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 9/18/17 at 8:42 pm to
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Let's throw a party.
we are









At the flambeau fest
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
196576 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 8:42 pm to
what did your dad drink ?
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