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My SO asks me if I like nudes...ETA, pic in OP

Posted on 5/4/19 at 9:13 am
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
22390 posts
Posted on 5/4/19 at 9:13 am
My SO (no pics) asks me if I like nudes. Before answering I thought to myself, “Hell yea – I like her nude, I like other women nude, I fantasize about the cute TV weathergirls nude.” But, not knowing where this was headed, I simply answered, “I appreciate the nude female form.”

She replied, “Good, I like nudes too”.

Visions of an FFM threesome danced in my head, but these thoughts were quickly deflated when she said she would like to get a nude picture to hang in our bathroom and wanted to know if I would be all right with that.

I told her I could probably get a good naked picture of Jodi West or Katie Morgan in their primes, but again she threw cold water on my aspirations, saying she had some type of classical nude in mind.

No question here for the OT – I just want to vent my disappointment at the direction this conversation took. Thanks.

ETA:

My SO found the nude she wanted and convinced someone to hang it over the bathtub. Here it is:

This post was edited on 5/15/19 at 8:00 pm
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
73729 posts
Posted on 5/4/19 at 9:15 am to
A thread about nudes without a single nude.
Posted by p&g
Dixie
Member since Jun 2005
12995 posts
Posted on 5/4/19 at 9:15 am to
Cuck
Posted by FlyinTiger93
Member since May 2010
3724 posts
Posted on 5/4/19 at 9:16 am to
Your pics haven't loaded, yet.
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
84834 posts
Posted on 5/4/19 at 9:16 am to
Sounds like she’s banging your best friend
Posted by Tshiz
Idaho
Member since Jul 2013
7974 posts
Posted on 5/4/19 at 9:16 am to
She’s fricking other dudes. RIP
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47684 posts
Posted on 5/4/19 at 9:16 am to
So she Is going with Marilyn Monroe?
Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
24441 posts
Posted on 5/4/19 at 9:17 am to
You lookin to set a new downvote record here? I hope you do OP.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138834 posts
Posted on 5/4/19 at 9:19 am to
Isn't OP like 70 years old?
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
21070 posts
Posted on 5/4/19 at 9:19 am to
Prime opportunity for you to make inappropriate jokes and flirt with your wife. You want to use and time your comments so that she laughs/gasps at the same time and gives your a playful slap on the arm or chest. This is how you know she’s turned on by your cocky masculine persona and you’ve established that sex will be on the table for that evening if you practice kino the rest of the day.

But instead you said nothing except for a beta comment about the nude female form (is that a gender study approved term?) and came to the OT to complain.

Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 5/4/19 at 9:19 am to
Sounds annoying

Btw, if you're living with your gf, you should know by now if a threesome is on the table
Posted by Gray Tiger
Prairieville, LA
Member since Jan 2004
36512 posts
Posted on 5/4/19 at 9:19 am to
quote:

blueridgeTiger


Did she specifically say FEMALE nudes?

Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
30763 posts
Posted on 5/4/19 at 9:19 am to
quote:

FFM


LOLOLOLOLOL

Only 3-some your getting is the Devils 3-some.
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
21044 posts
Posted on 5/4/19 at 9:19 am to
quote:

she said she would like to get a nude picture to hang in our bathroom and wanted to know if I would be all right with that.


Ok, I'll send you what I got, but I want the ones you dont use back
Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
30763 posts
Posted on 5/4/19 at 9:20 am to
quote:

saying she had some type of classical nude in mind.


She wants a pic of Golden Nugget?
Posted by Buck Dancer
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2008
4867 posts
Posted on 5/4/19 at 9:21 am to
Nude of BBC soon to be hung in your bathroom. Next stop BBC in the bedroom.

Her next text- “do you like cucks”
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
80807 posts
Posted on 5/4/19 at 9:24 am to
Who puts that in a bathroom?
Posted by TroyTider
Florida Panhandle
Member since Oct 2009
4055 posts
Posted on 5/4/19 at 9:28 am to
quote:

Did she specifically say FEMALE nudes?


^^^this^^^. If it is a male Jamaican or African model, you may have a different set of problems soon.
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
9335 posts
Posted on 5/4/19 at 9:37 am to
Jody’s dick pic gonna be hanging in your bathroom when you get home this evening
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
69559 posts
Posted on 5/4/19 at 9:39 am to
quote:

Btw, if you're living with your gf, you should know by now if a threesome is on the table


Damn, LL is freaky.
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