re: My old lady’s gay friend popped up unannounced at our house today.

Didn't you say you moved into your white old ladies neighborhood? I assume that means she is paying the bills since its her house. Maybe you should be a good boy and deal with it or else move out.

Sounds like your wife tried to get a bi MMF 3 way going

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The whole day she’s been talking about how tired she is and how she wants to go home and do nothing. Well now we’re home and this jackass decides to pop up with a package of chicken wings. Nope. Not gonna let that’s shite slide

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Ok. That would piss me off.

Not sure what the gay thing had to do with it except that you won't speak up to him or her cuz you are afraid he will accuse you of being a homophobe if you dont act overjoyed about his rude intrusion of you peaceful evening.

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Homophobes are closet homosexuals.

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I call bs

I think the black community calls gays downloaders amirite?

He is not gay just saying that he is fricking your old lady. You small dick bastard. Lol

My husband usually blows out the front bathroom and usually my friends will leave soon after. Especially with his fake groaning.

Years ago my wife and I lived in an apartment while dating and she had a friend named gay Frank.

He'd come over from time to time. One night she passed out so Frank and I sat up drinking watching The Dukes of Hazzard he would make comments about how hot Bo was and I was telling him that he was nuts if Daisy didn't make his pants go crazy.

No BJ's were given or received

He's a handful at times, but wouldn't trade him for anyone.

I hate to be the one to break this to you, but speaking from personal experience, I would be very concerned.