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re: My old lady’s gay friend popped up unannounced at our house today.
Posted on 11/17/18 at 6:10 pm to Hawgeye
Posted on 11/17/18 at 6:10 pm to Hawgeye
quote:
Reality check: Dude isn’t gay. He is porking your old lady and while you hide from him at your home, he is getting a bj in your recliner. Currently they’re laughing at you and how dumb you are.
Funny thing is I think he is interested in her. The more I think about it the angrier I get. Shits about to go down
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Posted on 11/17/18 at 6:12 pm to LilDicky
quote:
Funny thing is I think he is interested in her. The more I think about it the angrier I get. Shits about to go down
He is going to kick your arse then call the cops. You know they’re arresting you first
Posted on 11/17/18 at 6:13 pm to LilDicky
Dont hit a white person in a white neighborhood dude!
Posted on 11/17/18 at 6:14 pm to Finch
quote:
He is going to kick your arse then call the cops. You know they’re arresting you first
Nope. He gonna say hello to the barrel of my Springfield XD if he gets out of line
Posted on 11/17/18 at 6:16 pm to LilDicky
Stay in your room or he might give you the aids.
Posted on 11/17/18 at 6:16 pm to LilDicky
quote:He brought chicken wings?
Well now we’re home and this jackass decides to pop up with a package of chicken wings
You're firmly in the wrong here now.
Posted on 11/17/18 at 6:17 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
quote:
Turn one of your stools over and tell him to make himself at home
This post was edited on 11/17/18 at 6:17 pm
Posted on 11/17/18 at 6:18 pm to LilDicky
quote:
Nope. He gonna say hello to the barrel of my Springfield XD if he gets out of line
You’re not black
Posted on 11/17/18 at 6:21 pm to LilDicky
quote:
Well now we’re home and this jackass decides to pop up with a package of chicken wings.
He brought a thoughtful gift.
Posted on 11/17/18 at 6:23 pm to LilDicky
Show him the tossing salad bit by Chris Rock on youtube.
When it's over, wink at him when your wife isn't looking.
When it's over, wink at him when your wife isn't looking.
Posted on 11/17/18 at 6:27 pm to LilDicky
Let him stroke your shaft, cradle your balls...and swallow the gravy.
Posted on 11/17/18 at 6:31 pm to philly444
quote:
If he was a black gay guy would it be okay?
The man said he brought chicken wings
Posted on 11/17/18 at 6:55 pm to LilDicky
Maybe she’s tired of you referring to her as your “old lady” and is trying to frick the gay friend.
This post was edited on 11/17/18 at 6:57 pm
Posted on 11/17/18 at 7:03 pm to AbitaFan08
quote:
unwilling to be social it’s probably latent homosexuality.
Only a queer would say that.
Posted on 11/17/18 at 7:06 pm to LilDicky
She just told you he's gay because she fricking him. Enjoy the wings and watch the game knowing she won't be interrupting you because the "gay" guy is plowing her.
Win/Win
Win/Win
Posted on 11/17/18 at 7:10 pm to Ryan3232
quote:
Homophobes
It's irritating to me how misused this word is.
"Fear of homosexuality"
is not the same as:
"Dislike, disapproval, rejection of homosexuality"
I don't enjoy canned peas. I generally avoid canned peas when I can.
Does this make me afraid of canned peas? A "Canned Peasphobic"?
Posted on 11/17/18 at 7:14 pm to LilDicky
quote:
Well she’s already mad because I won’t come out
Here’s your problem. You need to come on out, quit lying to everyone, hook up with the guy.
Posted on 11/17/18 at 7:18 pm to LilDicky
So...he turned you down?
That's gotta sting.
That's gotta sting.
Posted on 11/17/18 at 7:34 pm to Roman Candle Tag
quote:Let me further explain the type of person im talking about. I pat another man on the back for whatever reason and that person responds with, “woah man dont touch me, im not gay!”
Roman Candle Tag
Those people are gay.
Posted on 11/17/18 at 7:36 pm to LilDicky
He didn’t come to visit your old lady.
He wanted to see you, lovie lumpkins.
He wanted to see you, lovie lumpkins.
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