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re: My neighbor‘s daughter (18) made out with an older man last night

Posted on 2/9/25 at 12:01 pm to
Posted by TackySweater
Member since Dec 2020
24650 posts
Posted on 2/9/25 at 12:01 pm to
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He was telling me he’s gonna press charges

Dummy lol
Posted by nicholastiger
Member since Jan 2004
54059 posts
Posted on 2/9/25 at 12:01 pm to
Sounds like the villages in Florida
Posted by hometownhero89
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Member since Aug 2007
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Posted on 2/9/25 at 12:01 pm to
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According to the OP she’s an unattractive 18 year old slutbag. I wouldn’t exactly call her a treasure.



A perfect reason to fight for her publicly. She'd be my treasure and beauty is in the eye of the beholder, baw. If you don't show her what a man is, how will they ever have an example of what to look for.
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
32723 posts
Posted on 2/9/25 at 12:02 pm to
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Did the trailer park manager approve of this party?


In Kingwood?
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
27824 posts
Posted on 2/9/25 at 12:02 pm to
Did he get a stinky finger ?
Posted by hometownhero89
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Posted on 2/9/25 at 12:03 pm to
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This simp, pedestalization and infantilization of women has to stop. I swear some of yall have forsaken your Creator to worship at the alter of vagina



Lol sorry I'm making it harder for you baw. You got kids?
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
32723 posts
Posted on 2/9/25 at 12:04 pm to
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Dude they made out. Calm the frick down.


Truth. No hands, rubbing, nothing.

Smooched in the kitchen for a few minutes. Got busted by another kid at the party.

Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 2/9/25 at 12:04 pm to
Find out if they were drinking and have him arrested for contributing to the delinquency of a bunch of minors.
Posted by rocksteady
Member since Sep 2013
2359 posts
Posted on 2/9/25 at 12:06 pm to
If bill belichick is cool with it, I’m cool with it. Doesn’t matter what the dad does, that’s burned in his brain forever.

In my version of this story the daughter is smoking hot, dad comes and cheap shots me in the nose. Daughter gets mad and comes over to apologize for her dad. Then, and this is where it gets weird, she somehow gets stuck in my dryer
Posted by Howyouluhdat
On Fleek St
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 2/9/25 at 12:06 pm to
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I would tell her that she is eighteen. She's highly valuable to any man that wants her at her age and she is a treasure to be had.



Are you the creep or the dad?
Posted by hometownhero89
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Posted on 2/9/25 at 12:07 pm to
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Howyouluhdat



quote:

I would tell her that she is eighteen. She's highly valuable to any man that wants her at her age and she is a treasure to be had.


How is that not the truth?
This post was edited on 2/9/25 at 12:10 pm
Posted by dupergreenie
Member since May 2014
9536 posts
Posted on 2/9/25 at 12:09 pm to
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one of the chaperones (prob around 45 years old) made out with my neighbor’s daughter


I’ve seen movies start this way……
Posted by HeadCall
Member since Feb 2025
5715 posts
Posted on 2/9/25 at 12:10 pm to
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A perfect reason to fight for her publicly. She'd be my treasure and beauty is in the eye of the beholder, baw. If you don't show her what a man is, how will they ever have an example of what to look for.


You kinda sound like a serial killer if I’m being honest
Posted by Howyouluhdat
On Fleek St
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 2/9/25 at 12:11 pm to
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How is that not the truth?



It is but the way you worded it sounds weird to say to your daughter.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 2/9/25 at 12:13 pm to
Creepy but legal. She's 18.
Posted by hometownhero89
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Posted on 2/9/25 at 12:14 pm to
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You kinda sound like a serial killer if I’m being honest



You sound like a child making excuses for your accountability. What are you defending? The girl's best interest or yourself?
This post was edited on 2/9/25 at 12:15 pm
Posted by mattchewbocca
houma, la
Member since Jun 2008
6534 posts
Posted on 2/9/25 at 12:14 pm to
Tell us the truth. You were the chaperone weren’t you
Posted by HeadCall
Member since Feb 2025
5715 posts
Posted on 2/9/25 at 12:15 pm to
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You sound like a child making excuses for your accountability. Who are you defending the girl's best interest or yourself?


What the frick are you even talking about you psychopath?
Posted by B2 Bomber
Member since Sep 2016
345 posts
Posted on 2/9/25 at 12:15 pm to
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In my version of this story the daughter is smoking hot, dad comes and cheap shots me in the nose. Daughter gets mad and comes over to apologize for her dad. Then, and this is where it gets weird, she somehow gets stuck in my dryer


How long does it take for her mom to show up and make this situation less awkward?
Posted by greenbean
USAF Retired - 31 years
Member since Feb 2019
6103 posts
Posted on 2/9/25 at 12:16 pm to
Did the neighbor get a stinky finger?
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