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re: My neighbor just showed up naked at my front door
Posted on 4/4/14 at 11:29 pm to BayouBengals03
Posted on 4/4/14 at 11:29 pm to BayouBengals03
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And people wonder what is wrong with America.
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Posted on 4/4/14 at 11:30 pm to shutterspeed
You are dumb. Who said anything about an intruder? You fricking dumbass.
Posted on 4/4/14 at 11:30 pm to 3HourTour
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He's not my friend. He lives next door but I've spoken to him maybe 10 times since we moved in around 2 years ago. He's blaming himself right now.
If this isn't total bullshite...big if...
1. Do him a favor, tell him she is fricking someone else because he is a little bitch, and that he better man up and go over there.
2. follow and film it
3. post it on youtube and here and $
Posted on 4/4/14 at 11:30 pm to AUsteriskPride
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My mom slept walked naked to our next door neighbors house when I was a kid.
I hope you don't believe this.
I tried this SAME fricking excuse. It don't work. Your mom's a whore.
Posted on 4/4/14 at 11:31 pm to 3HourTour
Take pics and go back over there.
Get medieval
Get medieval
Posted on 4/4/14 at 11:32 pm to ithad2bme
He's walking back to his house now. He doesn't want me to go with him
Posted on 4/4/14 at 11:32 pm to 3HourTour
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Turns out he got home a little earlier than his wife was expecting. He gets naked and jumps in bed with his wife only to find another dude already there. My neighbor, being the pussy that he is, runs out of the house naked and comes over to my house. I gave him some clothes and he's sitting at my kitchen table. We think the other dude is still at his house. How should we handle this? I want to grab my 12 gauge and head over there. He thinks we should "ride it out." What the frick does that even mean? Pussy.
if true, at least him showing up naked, he's fricking your wife. Decided to knock a piece off and when you answered the door. This was the weak arse story he came up with. Mf'ing amateur.
Posted on 4/4/14 at 11:32 pm to SmackoverHawg
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I hope you don't believe this. I tried this SAME fricking excuse. It don't work. Your mom's a whore.
Nah, she had sleep issues. She was always sleepwalking/having night terrors. I think that was the only time she made it out of the house during her episode. Plus, she could have done better than the dude next door.
This post was edited on 4/4/14 at 11:33 pm
Posted on 4/4/14 at 11:32 pm to 3HourTour
Ok nevermind. He got half way and came back. Now he's crying.
Posted on 4/4/14 at 11:32 pm to 3HourTour
Congrats on him seeing his kid with your wife.. He doesn't even have to pay CS. Jokes on you. Slip in and out 
Posted on 4/4/14 at 11:33 pm to 3HourTour
He is not thinking straight. Also this will end up in court, and he needs a witness.
Posted on 4/4/14 at 11:33 pm to 3HourTour
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You are dumb. Who said anything about an intruder? You fricking dumbass.
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He gets naked and jumps in bed with his wife only to find another dude already there.
Sorry you can't read properly. Or write properly.
Or both.
Posted on 4/4/14 at 11:33 pm to 3HourTour
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He's walking back to his house now. He doesn't want me to go with him
Of course, because it's bullshite and he didn't get to nail your wife because you cockblocked him. Were you supposed to be home tonight?
Posted on 4/4/14 at 11:34 pm to 3HourTour
quote:. Understandable. His world just got shite on.
Ok nevermind. He got half way and came back. Now he's crying.
Posted on 4/4/14 at 11:35 pm to 3HourTour
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Ok nevermind. He got half way and came back. Now he's crying.
So are you, like, just posting on your phone while this guy's life is falling apart? Cause, idk, maybe it's the martinis talking, but the idea of being a fly on the wall there is kind of funny.
I still say you infiltrate the premises and depose the adulterer
Posted on 4/4/14 at 11:36 pm to shutterspeed
You're the one who can't read.
Intruder: 1.
a person who intrudes, esp. into a building with criminal intent.
synonyms: trespasser, interloper, invader, infiltrator; More
His wife let the dude in cause she's frickin him. Suck a dick bra.
Intruder: 1.
a person who intrudes, esp. into a building with criminal intent.
synonyms: trespasser, interloper, invader, infiltrator; More
His wife let the dude in cause she's frickin him. Suck a dick bra.
Posted on 4/4/14 at 11:37 pm to baybeefeetz
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Understandable. His world just got shite on.
If he was banging a chick on the side like was said....then why is he devastated?
Posted on 4/4/14 at 11:38 pm to VaBamaMan
Dude, no pics and this is just a bad troll.
Don't make me break the evil doll out on your arse.
Don't make me break the evil doll out on your arse.
Posted on 4/4/14 at 11:38 pm to VaBamaMan
I think that's part of the reason why he's devastated.
I'm about to kick his arse out of my house but he's wearing one of my saints tshirts. I don't want him to leave with it.
I'm about to kick his arse out of my house but he's wearing one of my saints tshirts. I don't want him to leave with it.
Posted on 4/4/14 at 11:39 pm to baybeefeetz
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This is a made up story
This. it has BS written all over it.
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