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re: My last day at my job is today. What should I do?
Posted on 5/22/15 at 7:39 am to ksayetiger
Posted on 5/22/15 at 7:39 am to ksayetiger
quote:
for those interested ill start a thread on specifics later
I can't fricking wait
Posted on 5/22/15 at 7:40 am to ksayetiger
Laugh at their jokes, let them get the best of you sort of speak, be a good sport. End on a high note, shake hands and say you'll keep in touch. You never know, you might come back.
Posted on 5/22/15 at 7:40 am to ksayetiger
Laugh at their jokes, let them get the best of you sort of speak, be a good sport. End on a high note, shake hands and say you'll keep in touch. You never know, you might come back.
Posted on 5/22/15 at 7:41 am to jose canseco
quote:
can't fricking wait
Oh it will be good if you can remember back to 2008.
Posted on 5/22/15 at 7:41 am to ksayetiger
Put a rubber band around the kitchen sink hose handle.
Posted on 5/22/15 at 7:43 am to ksayetiger
Why would you stay til 4. I wouldn't come back after lunch.
Posted on 5/22/15 at 7:43 am to Rhino5
quote:
You never know, you might come back.
That is why i never burn bridges. I was told if i ever come back to nola area they will find a spot for me. Lesson for the younger pups on here.
Posted on 5/22/15 at 7:46 am to Tino
quote:
Call everyone asschains
I'm embarrassed to say this made me laugh out loud, pretty hard.
Posted on 5/22/15 at 7:46 am to Salmon
quote:
leave early and sneak out the back so you don't have to do all those awkward goodbyes
I utilize the Dirty Irish Exit almost exclusively.
Posted on 5/22/15 at 7:47 am to ksayetiger
Ride to work on a lawnmower or a horse.
Decorate someone's cubicle while they're at lunch so when they come back it looks like a beach or something.
Steal someone's office supplies (stapler, pens, markers, ect) and put them inside of a snack vending machine where they have to buy them back.
Decorate someone's cubicle while they're at lunch so when they come back it looks like a beach or something.
Steal someone's office supplies (stapler, pens, markers, ect) and put them inside of a snack vending machine where they have to buy them back.
Posted on 5/22/15 at 7:47 am to ksayetiger
quote:
My last day at my job is today. What should I do?
Leave at 11am and go to the bar. Screw that prank crap. Say you goodbyes and roll.
Posted on 5/22/15 at 7:48 am to ksayetiger
Print out some photos of yourself and hide them all over the office... under toilet seat lids, tape one to the copier lid (if they use the feed tray they'll end up w/ a stack of your pic), etc.
Or you could just shite on their desks.
Or you could just shite on their desks.
Posted on 5/22/15 at 7:48 am to ksayetiger
I left hot dog weenies in rarely used cabinets. I photocopied my hand Flippin bird and put it behind pics on walls in their offices. Stuff like that so one day they'd have a mentos commercial moment and be like "oh that mikel!"
Posted on 5/22/15 at 7:49 am to ksayetiger
Hit on every woman there that you find attractive. You might get lucky since you're moving out of town.
Posted on 5/22/15 at 7:49 am to ksayetiger
quote:
I was told if i ever come back to nola area they will find a spot for me. Lesson for the younger pups on here.
And you really believe that crap? EVERYONE gets that line. They MIGHT find a spot for you, at the bottom of the chain.
Posted on 5/22/15 at 7:50 am to ksayetiger
Top 10 ways to be the "funny guy" at the office
10. Keep telling the same person that they have bad breath even if they
don't, and then punch them in the face.
9. Announce in a meeting that you have AIDS. After everyone gives you
the sympathy remarks, tell everyone how
you're just kidding and tell them that they are all a bunch of queers.
8. Before a meeting, fill your mouth with custard. Then during the
meeting, put one finger in the air and make like you
are hocking up a big loogie. Then spit the custard into a clear glass
and hand it to the person next to you and say,
"Beat that."
7. Inform a male co-worker that he "wouldn't make a good hooker." Then
piss in his coffee and tell him that he needs a good "arse ****ing."
6. Always walk around with a big smile on your face and keep one hand
down your pants.
5. Answer every question asked to you with "**** if I know!" Then call
the person a racial slur that doesn't even
match their race.
4. Brag about the fact that you own a gun, and keep playing with your
nuts. Get them really sweaty, and then walk around shaking everyone's
hand.
3. shite on the floor in your office and when someone comes in and sees
it, tell them it's the fake plastic kind. When they try to pick it up,
and realize that their hand is full of shite, laugh and point.
2. Run down the hall with your dick out while pissing all over and yell,
"It won't stop! God help me! It won't stop!" Then, when it stops, look
down and say, "Oh."
1. Ask to borrow someone's pen. Bring it to the bathroom and stick it in
your arse. Return it and tell the person to
smell it. When they tell you it smells bad, be like, "It should! I had
it in my arse!"
10. Keep telling the same person that they have bad breath even if they
don't, and then punch them in the face.
9. Announce in a meeting that you have AIDS. After everyone gives you
the sympathy remarks, tell everyone how
you're just kidding and tell them that they are all a bunch of queers.
8. Before a meeting, fill your mouth with custard. Then during the
meeting, put one finger in the air and make like you
are hocking up a big loogie. Then spit the custard into a clear glass
and hand it to the person next to you and say,
"Beat that."
7. Inform a male co-worker that he "wouldn't make a good hooker." Then
piss in his coffee and tell him that he needs a good "arse ****ing."
6. Always walk around with a big smile on your face and keep one hand
down your pants.
5. Answer every question asked to you with "**** if I know!" Then call
the person a racial slur that doesn't even
match their race.
4. Brag about the fact that you own a gun, and keep playing with your
nuts. Get them really sweaty, and then walk around shaking everyone's
hand.
3. shite on the floor in your office and when someone comes in and sees
it, tell them it's the fake plastic kind. When they try to pick it up,
and realize that their hand is full of shite, laugh and point.
2. Run down the hall with your dick out while pissing all over and yell,
"It won't stop! God help me! It won't stop!" Then, when it stops, look
down and say, "Oh."
1. Ask to borrow someone's pen. Bring it to the bathroom and stick it in
your arse. Return it and tell the person to
smell it. When they tell you it smells bad, be like, "It should! I had
it in my arse!"
Posted on 5/22/15 at 7:51 am to kingbob
quote:
Ride to work on a horse.
If i planned better i would have done this. that is awesome.
As it is... update soon. Going to work
Posted on 5/22/15 at 7:51 am to ksayetiger
Keep classy, you never no down the road what is going to happen
Posted on 5/22/15 at 7:52 am to tiger114
quote:
Then call
the person a racial slur that doesn't even
match their race.
quote:
Return it and tell the person to
smell it. When they tell you it smells bad, be like, "It should! I had
it in my arse!"
I have done both of these...
quote:
shite on the floor in your office and when someone comes in and sees
it, tell them it's the fake plastic kind. When they try to pick it up,
and realize that their hand is full of shite, laugh and point.
I might have to try this one.
Posted on 5/22/15 at 7:53 am to ksayetiger
quote:
Going to work
Pick up donuts on the way... and fill them with mayonnaise.
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