- My Forums
- Tiger Rant
- LSU Recruiting
- SEC Rant
- Saints Talk
- Pelicans Talk
- More Sports Board
- Fantasy Sports
- Golf Board
- Soccer Board
- O-T Lounge
- Tech Board
- Home/Garden Board
- Outdoor Board
- Health/Fitness Board
- Movie/TV Board
- Book Board
- Music Board
- Political Talk
- Money Talk
- Fark Board
- Gaming Board
- Travel Board
- Food/Drink Board
- Ticket Exchange
- TD Help Board
Customize My Forums- View All Forums
- Show Left Links
- Topic Sort Options
- Trending Topics
- Recent Topics
- Active Topics
Started By
Message
My last day at my job is today. What should I do?
Posted on 5/22/15 at 7:29 am
Posted on 5/22/15 at 7:29 am
Fwiw, best and most enjoyable job i ever had. Moving to new city next week (for those interested ill start a thread on specifics later).
So.... what would you do, keeping mind i dont burn bridges. Just a simple funny prank or two. My coworkers have something up their sleaves i have been told, i want a little retaliation.
Alright OT. Give me your best harmless funny things to do on your last day at a job.
So.... what would you do, keeping mind i dont burn bridges. Just a simple funny prank or two. My coworkers have something up their sleaves i have been told, i want a little retaliation.
Alright OT. Give me your best harmless funny things to do on your last day at a job.
33
Posted on 5/22/15 at 7:29 am to ksayetiger
shite on their desks.
Posted on 5/22/15 at 7:31 am to ksayetiger
Learn to spell sleeves and then take your mop with you when you go.
Good luck in your new venture working for someone else.
Good luck in your new venture working for someone else.
Posted on 5/22/15 at 7:32 am to ksayetiger
Have a fake heart attack.
Posted on 5/22/15 at 7:32 am to ksayetiger
Tell everyone the reason you're leaving is because you have stage 4 butthole cancer and you will no longer be able to work. You've already sold your house but still can't afford the treatment. Your coworkers start a gofundme campaign to pay for your treatment, they raise $20,000. You take the money and never speak to them again.
Posted on 5/22/15 at 7:32 am to ksayetiger
Talk in third person all day.
Like Scruffy.
Like Scruffy.
Posted on 5/22/15 at 7:33 am to LCA131
quote:
LCA131
Posted on 5/22/15 at 7:33 am to ksayetiger
Leave a good impression
Posted on 5/22/15 at 7:33 am to ksayetiger
Make sure you get a few reams of paper.
Posted on 5/22/15 at 7:33 am to LCA131
My new job provides all supplies. I specifically requested a better cleaner than Fabuloso. They said ok but i couldnt tell my coworkers i had the good stuff
Posted on 5/22/15 at 7:35 am to ksayetiger
Play "Deez NUTS" youtube videos all day as loud as you can
Posted on 5/22/15 at 7:35 am to ksayetiger
Call everyone asschains
Posted on 5/22/15 at 7:35 am to soccerfüt
quote:
Talk in third person all day.
Like Scruffy.
Ksayetiger thinks that is a great idea. He will do that
Posted on 5/22/15 at 7:35 am to ksayetiger
leave early and sneak out the back so you don't have to do all those awkward goodbyes
Posted on 5/22/15 at 7:36 am to hendersonshands
Leave random notes hidden in your desk for the next tenant to find.
Test your servers delayed email feature. If it "delays" on the server and not locally, send a bunch of delayed messages to people.
Give out awards to people for various bullshite.
Host a meeting to leave behind artifacts from your office to specific people.
Test your servers delayed email feature. If it "delays" on the server and not locally, send a bunch of delayed messages to people.
Give out awards to people for various bullshite.
Host a meeting to leave behind artifacts from your office to specific people.
Posted on 5/22/15 at 7:36 am to ksayetiger
quote:
I specifically requested a better cleaner than Fabuloso.
I would fire you for this, I really like the smell and most of our clientele is Hispanic.
Posted on 5/22/15 at 7:36 am to Ziggy
Hi there Zig. Hope you are well.
Posted on 5/22/15 at 7:36 am to ksayetiger
Shoot a fifth of Beam.
Posted on 5/22/15 at 7:37 am to Salmon
quote:
leave early and sneak out the back so you don't have to do all those awkward goodbyes
I already planned that. Put some boxes in a hidden corner and around 4:00 say i am taking these boxes to my car and never look back.
Posted on 5/22/15 at 7:38 am to ksayetiger
Blast Christmas music through your speakers.
Page 1 of 4
Popular
Back to top
Follow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News