My good for nothing son finally went on a date

Background: My son just turned 18, going into his senior year in high school. He was held back in the 9th grade. All he does is listen to rap, vape, smoke marijuana and watch anime.

This afternoon he’s been going on and on about this gurl he took out yesterday, 15 years of age. He said they spent most of the night “hot boxing” in the car, whatever that means. I asked if he made any advances, I wasn’t surprised when he said no. My son is a baby back bitch when it comes to girls. That’s when he told me, she advanced on him, gave him a blow job. That’s not what he said directly, but those were the context clues given. I was shocked, a little proud of him. I hope he does all he can to keep her, lord knows he’ll never find another.