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re: My girlfriend of 3 years gave me an ultimatum today

Posted on 7/12/20 at 7:42 pm to
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8375 posts
Posted on 7/12/20 at 7:42 pm to
You need to stop putting the pussy on a pedestal. You’re making it in to this great big goddess Pussylya. Toughen up baw. Imagine what marriage would be like with this broad?
Posted by LSUTigersVCURams
Member since Jul 2014
21940 posts
Posted on 7/12/20 at 7:42 pm to
Hey Boo been thinking a lot about the conversation we had last night and well I have been thinking about all the good times we’ve had together and the future we’ve talked about. And well Ivemade up my mind. I choose

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Posted by Mainieri Fan
Member since Sep 2018
1264 posts
Posted on 7/12/20 at 7:43 pm to
Long-distance relationship? What are you going to do if you get "her" here and she's got a dick bigger than yours?
Posted by LoneStar23
USA
Member since Aug 2019
5164 posts
Posted on 7/12/20 at 7:44 pm to
Imagine being that mentally unstable. I feel bad for the woman
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129003 posts
Posted on 7/12/20 at 7:44 pm to
quote:

t sounds like she doesn't want to move


Would you want to move from the scenically beautiful state of California








to Arkansas??
Posted by UncleRuckus
Member since Feb 2013
7644 posts
Posted on 7/12/20 at 7:45 pm to
If you haven’t dumped her yet, you’re a gigantic pussy
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101919 posts
Posted on 7/12/20 at 7:45 pm to
Her.


Vote for whomever you want anyway.


Carry on with life.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65697 posts
Posted on 7/12/20 at 7:45 pm to

Arkansas is gorgeous. Get out more.
Posted by Eat Your Crow
caught beneath the landslide
Member since May 2017
9190 posts
Posted on 7/12/20 at 7:46 pm to
quote:

Would you want to move from the scenically beautiful state of California








to Arkansas??

I would much rather live in northwest Arkansas than California, all things considered.

NWA is beautiful, too.
Posted by Patfic15
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2018
3252 posts
Posted on 7/12/20 at 7:46 pm to
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This post was edited on 7/26/20 at 10:42 pm
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48519 posts
Posted on 7/12/20 at 7:46 pm to
quote:

to Arkansas?? 

Northwest Arkansas is very scenic. Maybe not like California but you can also buy a nice home for 250k.
Posted by MeridianDog
Home on the range
Member since Nov 2010
14186 posts
Posted on 7/12/20 at 7:46 pm to
Tell her you are going to vote for Biden and also going to let her go.

Then go vote for whoever you want to vote for. I wish you future happiness with someone who is not so controlling. Today, the president, tomorrow You can't buy a Bass boat, and there are some terrific lakes in Arkansas, so I wouldn't chance it.

The only request I will make, is don't move to Arkansas and marry your sister. That just isn't right. I don't care what they say.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108292 posts
Posted on 7/12/20 at 7:47 pm to
quote:

Her or Trump. She made it pretty clear.


I’m not even a Trump guy, but take it from me: Trump. My last relationship was (fortunately) brought down by Donald Trump. I strongly dislike the man, but if I disbelieved an article that Donald Trump went out and serial raped babies and then drank their blood General Butt Naked style, then she’d flip her shite.

Here’s what you need to understand: These people are crazy. And here’s the bigger thing you need to understand: they don’t need to be the mother of your children. I thank God everyday that I did not impregnate that bitch. There’s no question we’d be broken up now since I do plan on reluctantly voting for Trump in 2020 due to how crazy their side is. But I travel a lot for work, and I guarantee if I sired a child with her before this, when the child asked why Daddy isn’t home every night, I guarantee she’d say because he hates you. This is what type of people that give you the ultimatum are.

Break up with her immediately before you can have make up sex and theoretically impregnate her. Be as civil towards her as she towards you, which will probably ensure a permanent breakup. Trust me, I was in denial of it for months, and I’ve never been more happy to be single in my life. Do it right after reading this message and never look back. And if she’s living with you and you have the lease in your name, give an hour before getting out of your life forever. As for the rest of the shite she can’t get out in time, get a storage unit, move her shite into it, and tell her she has a month to either get it or that the storage people are going to sell it. Best thing you’ll ever do.
This post was edited on 7/12/20 at 7:49 pm
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129003 posts
Posted on 7/12/20 at 7:47 pm to
quote:

Arkansas is gorgeous. Get out more.


Compared to the widely diverse and scenic California?

With it's combination of majestic mountains and amazing coastlines? Among desert landscapes and natural redwood forests and several National Parks?



I think not
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78580 posts
Posted on 7/12/20 at 7:47 pm to
What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by Stexas
SWLA
Member since May 2013
6000 posts
Posted on 7/12/20 at 7:48 pm to
Don’t do this bruh.

Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 7/12/20 at 7:48 pm to
Tell her fine it’s you or Biden
Posted by TJG210
New Orleans
Member since Aug 2006
28340 posts
Posted on 7/12/20 at 7:48 pm to
quote:

Would you want to move from the scenically beautiful state of California


Yea, especially if you don’t want to be gouged by taxes that go toward paying for nonsense.
Posted by Pintail
Member since Nov 2011
10444 posts
Posted on 7/12/20 at 7:49 pm to
Whether or not you are a trump supporter, she is crazy.

Run. Fast.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101919 posts
Posted on 7/12/20 at 7:49 pm to
Arkansas is also cheap AF compared to the scenic parts of California.
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