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re: My friend had some tests done and and got some bad news...kinda
Posted on 10/17/16 at 10:23 am to BIWO
Posted on 10/17/16 at 10:23 am to BIWO
I had an STD test in college and was told on the phone while driving by the nurse that my tests were “positive”. I nearly got in a wreck.
She immediately yelled “IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY, POOR USE OF WORDS! Your tests were GOOD and NEGATIVE! I’m so sorry!”
I dropped some curse words that I also had to apologize for.
What a dumbass nurse.
She immediately yelled “IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY, POOR USE OF WORDS! Your tests were GOOD and NEGATIVE! I’m so sorry!”
I dropped some curse words that I also had to apologize for.
What a dumbass nurse.
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Posted on 10/17/16 at 10:25 am to Breadstick Gun
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Funny this is that he said he'd learned his lesson and deleted the app lol
What's sad is that it took a false result to make him learn his lesson..
Posted on 10/17/16 at 10:26 am to Breadstick Gun
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It's pretty funny now but can you imagine thinking for a week that you "might" have HIV???
When I was in college I worked at a crappy call center in BR that answered calls for anything you can imagine.
One day a guy called on the American Red Cross Blood Drive line and was livid about having received a letter stating that he had tested positive for HIV.
Never been happier to hand off a call to a supervisor in my life.
Side unrelated note: The first call you ever take is listened to live by QA and I got an 83 year old man from Scottsdale, Arizona ordering Girls Gone Wild.
Posted on 10/17/16 at 10:28 am to Breadstick Gun
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I'm a married male. He's a single male
does your wife know?
Posted on 10/17/16 at 10:29 am to Sisyphus
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The first call you ever take is listened to live by QA and I got an 83 year old man from Scottsdale, Arizona ordering Girls Gone Wild.
Did he enjoy it?
Posted on 10/17/16 at 10:35 am to OweO
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Did he enjoy it?
He ordered the whole collection which at the time was about $300. Obviously a connoisseur.
Posted on 10/17/16 at 10:37 am to Breadstick Gun
A few days?? I think your boy got screwed. It should take about 30 minutes.
Posted on 10/17/16 at 10:40 am to ThatMakesSense
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No way in hell, am I getting a phone call and telling me I have some shite.
They called and told him to come in for the positive result, they just told him over the phone that it was a false positive.
Posted on 10/17/16 at 10:40 am to GarnetStrand
That's is the main reason he was pissed. They sat on it.
Posted on 10/17/16 at 11:06 am to Breadstick Gun
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I'm a married male. He's a single male who uses Tinder. Funny this is that he said he'd learned his lesson and deleted the app lol
Sounds like your "friend" is you, and by Tinder, you meant Grinder
Posted on 10/17/16 at 11:09 am to Mid Iowa Tiger
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The bad part for me was the doc wanted a list of all partners for the last 18 months
Not trying to be any sort or brag, but there is no way for me to do this. I couldn't even come up with last names much less be able to contact them.
Posted on 10/17/16 at 11:26 am to lsunurse
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Yes, because thinking you have a disease(that can still technically kill you) is fricking hilarious.
We all have to die sometime. Might as well be HIV.
Posted on 10/17/16 at 11:40 am to Breadstick Gun
I went for a week in college thinking I had Leukemia. Stuff like this isn't funny. Doctor saw weird bone mass stuff after I had an x-ray done on my knee. I thought I was going to die in several months. Scary stuff
Posted on 10/17/16 at 11:41 am to Breadstick Gun
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So my friend from my last assignment
Yeah, like I would tell some a-hole from my last assignment that I have tested for AIDS.
Posted on 10/17/16 at 12:26 pm to lsunurse
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by lsunurse
da fuk is wrong with you? Go get laid or something.
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