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My disdain for fat people hit an all-time high this weekend
Posted on 8/5/19 at 8:50 am
Posted on 8/5/19 at 8:50 am
I know most OT'ers get annoyed by the average fat person but what I witnessed this past Saturday took everything to a new level.
On Saturday night the GF and I took in our usual weekend fix of Braves baseball. The game was a sellout and our seats were at the top of our section with nobody next to us for the first 2 innings, which was pleasant. That all changed when big LaTisha (that was her actual name, before I get PM'ed or banned) and her husband and three kids strolled up.
LaTisha was easily pushing 250+. Instead of courteously sitting between her kids so that she wasn't bumping into me every time she reached for her phone or whatnot, she plopped down in the seat right next to me. Keep in mind that the park was sold out, and the attendants were pretty strict, so we couldn't move seats.
In the middle of the 3rd inning, she gets up and annoyingly makes us stand up for her to waddle through to the exit aisle. She comes back a few minutes later with a large bag of popcorn. I thought, maybe at least she'll share it with her kids. Nope, she ate the whole damn thing herself while annoyingly crunching in my right ear.
Top of the 4th - she gets up again. Grabs a hotdog. Eats it before Dallas Kuechel even registers an out (and he pitched really well Saturday). Gets up yet again to grab a bottle of Coke and then finally settles for the next inning or so.
By this point, the GF and I are making bets as to what she gets up to grab next.
Bottom of the 5th - bag of peanuts. Eats the entire thing herself and gets the damn shells all over my shoes.
Bottom of the 6th - beer.
7th inning stretch - ice cream.
Top of the 9th - the King of Pops guy comes through the section. GF and I instantly look at each other. Sure enough, she hollers at him and gets one.
Finally, the concessions shut down after the game entered extra innings, so she was essentially cut off.
Keep in mind that she shared none of her pickings with her kids.
I understand somewhat if people have genetically predisposed conditions or thyroid disorders or whatnot that cause them to gain weight. I also get it if you own up to your poor diet and are actively trying to lose weight. But I have no sympathy or regard for people who consciously choose to put garbage in their bodies, then wonder why they have cardiac issues, can't fit into airplane seats, or why they aren't taken seriously by those who take care of their bodies. People like this lady are a huge reason why the costs of healthcare in this country are out of control.
TLDR: went to Braves game, was forced to sit next to obese lady who ate through probably $100 worth of concessions.
/rant
On Saturday night the GF and I took in our usual weekend fix of Braves baseball. The game was a sellout and our seats were at the top of our section with nobody next to us for the first 2 innings, which was pleasant. That all changed when big LaTisha (that was her actual name, before I get PM'ed or banned) and her husband and three kids strolled up.
LaTisha was easily pushing 250+. Instead of courteously sitting between her kids so that she wasn't bumping into me every time she reached for her phone or whatnot, she plopped down in the seat right next to me. Keep in mind that the park was sold out, and the attendants were pretty strict, so we couldn't move seats.
In the middle of the 3rd inning, she gets up and annoyingly makes us stand up for her to waddle through to the exit aisle. She comes back a few minutes later with a large bag of popcorn. I thought, maybe at least she'll share it with her kids. Nope, she ate the whole damn thing herself while annoyingly crunching in my right ear.
Top of the 4th - she gets up again. Grabs a hotdog. Eats it before Dallas Kuechel even registers an out (and he pitched really well Saturday). Gets up yet again to grab a bottle of Coke and then finally settles for the next inning or so.
By this point, the GF and I are making bets as to what she gets up to grab next.
Bottom of the 5th - bag of peanuts. Eats the entire thing herself and gets the damn shells all over my shoes.
Bottom of the 6th - beer.
7th inning stretch - ice cream.
Top of the 9th - the King of Pops guy comes through the section. GF and I instantly look at each other. Sure enough, she hollers at him and gets one.
Finally, the concessions shut down after the game entered extra innings, so she was essentially cut off.
Keep in mind that she shared none of her pickings with her kids.
I understand somewhat if people have genetically predisposed conditions or thyroid disorders or whatnot that cause them to gain weight. I also get it if you own up to your poor diet and are actively trying to lose weight. But I have no sympathy or regard for people who consciously choose to put garbage in their bodies, then wonder why they have cardiac issues, can't fit into airplane seats, or why they aren't taken seriously by those who take care of their bodies. People like this lady are a huge reason why the costs of healthcare in this country are out of control.
TLDR: went to Braves game, was forced to sit next to obese lady who ate through probably $100 worth of concessions.
/rant
This post was edited on 8/5/19 at 1:56 pm
Posted on 8/5/19 at 8:51 am to VolsOut4Harambe
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who ate through probably $100 worth of concessions.
so, what? a hot dog, some popcorn, and a couple of beers?
Posted on 8/5/19 at 8:52 am to VolsOut4Harambe
Christ on a cracker man. You’re at a baseball game
Get drunk and watch the game
Get drunk and watch the game
Posted on 8/5/19 at 8:53 am to VolsOut4Harambe
quote:
Instead of courteously sitting between her kids so that she wasn't bumping into me every time she reached for her phone or whatnot, she plopped down in the seat right next to me.
She was showing you that she was the alpha.
Posted on 8/5/19 at 8:53 am to VolsOut4Harambe
What you described really doesn't sound like that much to eat at a baseball game
Posted on 8/5/19 at 8:53 am to VolsOut4Harambe
Most people that attend baseball games and sit in their seats the whole time are fat asses. I’m sure the Braves park is somewhat set up the same, but when I go to Astros games I’ll spend a couple innings by the Crawford Boxes at the St Arnold’s bar, a couple more at the Budweiser Bar or Torcheys Taco deck, lean over the railing in left field for a while then settle into my seat for the last couple innings....usually by that time a premier seat of someone who already left.
Sitting in my seat for 4 hours of baseball seems miserable.
Sitting in my seat for 4 hours of baseball seems miserable.
This post was edited on 8/5/19 at 8:58 am
Posted on 8/5/19 at 8:53 am to brass2mouth
quote:
Christ on a cracker man. You’re at a baseball game
Get drunk and watch the game
Hard to enjoy the game when you're constantly having to get up so a 250lb tub of goo can waddle through.
Posted on 8/5/19 at 8:54 am to VolsOut4Harambe
I sat next to a fatty on my return flight home last night. I’ve always thought that many who post about this topic on here are over exaggerate or are too dramatic. I was wrong.
She weighed at least 350 lbs. and half of her leg, arm and waist where all in my personal space. And to make matters worse, she ate an entire pizza while flying and watched a food documentary program that she recorded on Netflix.
I had no other option. Flight was full. Awful experience.
She weighed at least 350 lbs. and half of her leg, arm and waist where all in my personal space. And to make matters worse, she ate an entire pizza while flying and watched a food documentary program that she recorded on Netflix.
I had no other option. Flight was full. Awful experience.
Posted on 8/5/19 at 8:54 am to VolsOut4Harambe
They should make a scoring pad for fatties for us to fill out at the game. This lady would have hit for the cycle
Posted on 8/5/19 at 8:55 am to Will Cover
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And to make matters worse, she ate an entire pizza while flying
Which airlines are serving whole pizzas?
Posted on 8/5/19 at 8:55 am to VolsOut4Harambe
The obesity epidemic is currently the biggest threat to our national security.
Posted on 8/5/19 at 8:55 am to VolsOut4Harambe
5 times during a what, 3+ hour game?
Posted on 8/5/19 at 8:55 am to VolsOut4Harambe
Could always be worse.
Posted on 8/5/19 at 8:55 am to VolsOut4Harambe
There are endless places to watch the game from Suntrust.
This is on you for staying in your shite 400 level seats next to some cow for the entire game
This is on you for staying in your shite 400 level seats next to some cow for the entire game
Posted on 8/5/19 at 8:56 am to VolsOut4Harambe
Maybe if you paid attention to the game rather than to your fat neighbor, you would enjoy yourself more.
Posted on 8/5/19 at 8:56 am to VolsOut4Harambe
Studies show that the public his a larger disdain for people who use the word whatnot than they do for fat people named latisha
Posted on 8/5/19 at 8:57 am to VolsOut4Harambe
sounds like you need to pony up for better seats next time.
Posted on 8/5/19 at 8:57 am to VolsOut4Harambe
You're lucky you didn't smell like a boudin ball.
Posted on 8/5/19 at 9:00 am to VolsOut4Harambe
A lot of OT’ers are on the heavier side so you may get some backlash on this
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