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Posted on 3/26/26 at 10:11 am to CAD703X
My old man was a psycho about the seat kicking, lights left on in unoccupied space and keeping closet doors closed since they weren't conditioned space.
And had zero patience for teaching me how to throw a ball or a rope.
And had zero patience for teaching me how to throw a ball or a rope.
This post was edited on 3/26/26 at 10:13 am
Posted on 3/26/26 at 10:17 am to White Bear
Lots of the same above with my dad but there was one more - making noise while he was watching Hee Haw. There better be tomb-like frigging silence!
Posted on 3/26/26 at 10:18 am to CAD703X
My dad.
quote:
No matter the weather, no matter the length of the drive, no matter how much I smoke, the window shall not be opened more than the barest minimum to qualify for being opened at all.
Posted on 3/26/26 at 10:19 am to FredBear
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It varied as to how much mine had to drink, especially whiskey. There were times just being in the same room with him could be problematic
Stupid, worthless, no good, gotdamn, freeloading son of a b*tch. Retarded, big mouth, know-it-all, a**hole, jerk.
You forgot ugly, lazy and disrespectful.
Shut up b*tch. Go fix me a turkey pot pie.
No dad, what about you?
F*** you.
No dad, what about you?
F*** you.
Dad, what about you?
F*** you.
This post was edited on 3/26/26 at 10:21 am
Posted on 3/26/26 at 10:21 am to CAD703X
Shall not wake him for a phone call " I don't care if it's the dam president calling"
Posted on 3/26/26 at 10:22 am to CAD703X
1) Leave the front door open
2) Not put your dish in the sink or dishwasher
3) Sit in his chair
2) Not put your dish in the sink or dishwasher
3) Sit in his chair
Posted on 3/26/26 at 10:23 am to oldtrucker
quote:my dad spent 40 years as a toll-test operator for south central bell.
Shall not wake him for a phone call " I don't care if it's the dam president calling"
the phone was disconnected from the receiver when he got home from work until he left the following morning.
stunted my growth with girls in high school
Posted on 3/26/26 at 10:25 am to LSURussian
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"If you use Dad's car for a date on Saturday night, you must clean the inside of the backseat's windows to remove bare footprints before it's time to go to church Sunday morning."
corollary, there shall not be evidence of dirt or mud all over the car from parking on the other side of the levee the night beforePosted on 3/26/26 at 10:26 am to iwyLSUiwy
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1. Thou shall not drag your feet. "Pick your damn feet up!"
my dad added a second sentence to this but i dont want to get banned 
Posted on 3/26/26 at 10:29 am to Hangover Haven
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my wife kept turning the thermostat down thinking it would make it colder in the house.
Good luck. She may nod and say she understands but it's just something a female can't comprehend.
Also, we have an on-demand water heater and my wife will say, you just took a shower so I need to wait for the water to heat back up.
Posted on 3/26/26 at 10:31 am to duckblind56
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Good luck. She may nod and say she understands but it's just something a female can't comprehend.
same, ac is struggling to hit 76 and she's got it turned down to 60 like that's going to put the HVAC in turbo mode or something.
Posted on 3/26/26 at 10:37 am to CAD703X
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breathing on it to get the AC to come on in the summer
I thought I was the only one. my bedroom was a corner room and the two exterior walls (brick) caught most of the Western sun. definitely the hottest room in the house.
Posted on 3/26/26 at 10:40 am to CAD703X
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2. Thou Shalt not slam thy car door. Retribution was instant should this occur.
Or the house door.
Mine would get up, come open the door, yell at me for slamming the door, then yell at me for making him get up. I of course then had to come and shut the door properly.
Posted on 3/26/26 at 10:42 am to FredBear
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just being in the same room with him could be problematic
Posted on 3/26/26 at 10:43 am to CAD703X
Thou shalt not speak to MY WIFE like that ever again
Posted on 3/26/26 at 10:46 am to CAD703X
Refrigerator door
Lights off when you leave the room
And number one rule... don't lie to me.
(and you could get by with a lot of shite if you didn't violate rule no1 - even the other two)
Lights off when you leave the room
And number one rule... don't lie to me.
(and you could get by with a lot of shite if you didn't violate rule no1 - even the other two)
Posted on 3/26/26 at 10:48 am to CAD703X
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breathing on it to get the AC to come on in the summer.
Damn, what privilege to grow up in a house that had a unit that would actually keep up in the summer.
Posted on 3/26/26 at 10:51 am to prostyleoffensetime
quote:you misunderstood.
Damn, what privilege to grow up in a house that had a unit that would actually keep up in the summer.
he set that fricker at like 80 in the summer and we would sweat all night in bed.
Posted on 3/26/26 at 10:58 am to CAD703X
Just because my Dad was snoring in his recliner didn't mean I could change the TV channel.
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