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re: My best friend has a weird situation with his new GF.........
Posted on 10/14/16 at 12:58 pm to Ignignot
Posted on 10/14/16 at 12:58 pm to Ignignot
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im married, this isn't me lol
I actually was in this scenario once, hot AF chick that I met at work , was from LA, graduated from LSU, hit it off real well, but she lived with her creepy, over protective bro, hit it a few times and quit it, too many other fish in the sea
Posted on 10/14/16 at 12:58 pm to Ignignot
Sounds like the male twin wants a piece of your buddy's butthole
Posted on 10/14/16 at 12:58 pm to GoHoGsGo06
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Have you ever seen "So I married an axe murderer?"?
Good movie.
Posted on 10/14/16 at 1:00 pm to Ignignot
I think deep down every brother wants to bed his sister on some level. It's just about this guy adjusting to this new situation. Give him time and he'll come around.
Posted on 10/14/16 at 1:00 pm to CaptainsWafer
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Punch him square in the face, pee on the carpet, FHRITP, and establish dominance.
this is pretty much the only option
Posted on 10/14/16 at 1:01 pm to Ignignot
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Jealous of my podnuh tapping his sis
Your girl is trailer trash too baw
Posted on 10/14/16 at 1:02 pm to Ignignot
He probably molested her as a child.
Posted on 10/14/16 at 1:04 pm to Ignignot
This reminds me of the scene in "Wolf of Wallstreet" when Jonah Hill's character was talking about why he married his first cousin and he was like "she was hot. I wasn't going let anyone frick my hot cousin".
Posted on 10/14/16 at 1:05 pm to Ignignot
"Your podnuh" is a lock for twin action.
Just not the kind anybody wants. Except maybe "your podnuh."
Just not the kind anybody wants. Except maybe "your podnuh."
Posted on 10/14/16 at 1:08 pm to Ignignot
The brother wants the goober too
Posted on 10/14/16 at 1:09 pm to Ignignot
Bring your gf to your place (and don't invite her brother, obviously).
Lock the door when you go in her bedroom.
Lock the door when you go in her bedroom.
Posted on 10/14/16 at 1:12 pm to Ignignot
Think about it from the twins point of view...
His entire life has been spent with his sister. He has been THE constant man in her life for his and her entire life.
I can see why it would be difficult to accept as they grow up that he has to back off and let someone else be the man in her life.
His entire life has been spent with his sister. He has been THE constant man in her life for his and her entire life.
I can see why it would be difficult to accept as they grow up that he has to back off and let someone else be the man in her life.
This post was edited on 10/14/16 at 1:13 pm
Posted on 10/14/16 at 1:14 pm to Ignignot
Have your buddy send the brother a pic of him PIIHB.
Posted on 10/14/16 at 1:15 pm to Ignignot
How about don't frick the chick with her twin brother in the room? This should not be difficult to figure out. Does your friend not have his own place where they can be alone?
How the frick do you people get through lunch without poking your eye out with a fork?
How the frick do you people get through lunch without poking your eye out with a fork?
Posted on 10/14/16 at 1:16 pm to NoHoTiger
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How the frick do you people get through lunch without poking your eye out with a fork?
spoons
Posted on 10/14/16 at 1:16 pm to Ignignot
Just get her to come to your place, podnuh
Posted on 10/14/16 at 1:16 pm to NoHoTiger
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How the frick do you people get through lunch without poking your eye out with a fork?
spork
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