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re: My best friend has a weird situation with his new GF.........

Posted on 10/14/16 at 12:58 pm to
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
83846 posts
Posted on 10/14/16 at 12:58 pm to
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im married, this isn't me lol

I actually was in this scenario once, hot AF chick that I met at work , was from LA, graduated from LSU, hit it off real well, but she lived with her creepy, over protective bro, hit it a few times and quit it, too many other fish in the sea
Posted by CunningLinguist
Dallas, TX
Member since Mar 2006
19079 posts
Posted on 10/14/16 at 12:58 pm to
Sounds like the male twin wants a piece of your buddy's butthole
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
60045 posts
Posted on 10/14/16 at 12:58 pm to
quote:

Have you ever seen "So I married an axe murderer?"?


Good movie.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18212 posts
Posted on 10/14/16 at 12:58 pm to
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podnuh


Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 10/14/16 at 1:00 pm to
I think deep down every brother wants to bed his sister on some level. It's just about this guy adjusting to this new situation. Give him time and he'll come around.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
83846 posts
Posted on 10/14/16 at 1:00 pm to
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Punch him square in the face, pee on the carpet, FHRITP, and establish dominance.

this is pretty much the only option
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
31857 posts
Posted on 10/14/16 at 1:01 pm to
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Jealous of my podnuh tapping his sis

Your girl is trailer trash too baw
Posted by nes2010
Member since Jun 2014
7205 posts
Posted on 10/14/16 at 1:02 pm to
He probably molested her as a child.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
118044 posts
Posted on 10/14/16 at 1:04 pm to
This reminds me of the scene in "Wolf of Wallstreet" when Jonah Hill's character was talking about why he married his first cousin and he was like "she was hot. I wasn't going let anyone frick my hot cousin".
Posted by Tom Servo
Member since Aug 2009
556 posts
Posted on 10/14/16 at 1:05 pm to
"Your podnuh" is a lock for twin action.

Just not the kind anybody wants. Except maybe "your podnuh."
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49109 posts
Posted on 10/14/16 at 1:06 pm to
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
23840 posts
Posted on 10/14/16 at 1:08 pm to
The brother wants the goober too
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 10/14/16 at 1:09 pm to
Bring your gf to your place (and don't invite her brother, obviously).

Lock the door when you go in her bedroom.

Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
79598 posts
Posted on 10/14/16 at 1:12 pm to
Think about it from the twins point of view...

His entire life has been spent with his sister. He has been THE constant man in her life for his and her entire life.

I can see why it would be difficult to accept as they grow up that he has to back off and let someone else be the man in her life.
This post was edited on 10/14/16 at 1:13 pm
Posted by Loungefly85
Lafayette
Member since Jul 2016
7930 posts
Posted on 10/14/16 at 1:14 pm to
Have your buddy send the brother a pic of him PIIHB.
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
45997 posts
Posted on 10/14/16 at 1:15 pm to
How about don't frick the chick with her twin brother in the room? This should not be difficult to figure out. Does your friend not have his own place where they can be alone?

How the frick do you people get through lunch without poking your eye out with a fork?
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
71830 posts
Posted on 10/14/16 at 1:16 pm to
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How the frick do you people get through lunch without poking your eye out with a fork?


spoons
Posted by SeauxLeauxHeaux
Member since Mar 2014
528 posts
Posted on 10/14/16 at 1:16 pm to
Just get her to come to your place, podnuh
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
83846 posts
Posted on 10/14/16 at 1:16 pm to
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How the frick do you people get through lunch without poking your eye out with a fork?



spork
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
172438 posts
Posted on 10/14/16 at 1:17 pm to
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