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re: My alcoholic neighbor keeps asking me for money for alcohol
Posted on 11/6/17 at 7:09 pm to lsuwontonwrap
Posted on 11/6/17 at 7:09 pm to lsuwontonwrap
Never realized you lived in a cardboard box.
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Posted on 11/6/17 at 7:20 pm to Tempratt
quote:What year is this, 1951?
She’s a classy mom who is also cute.
To the OP: Use Pepper spray on him or put ice water in a SuperSoaker® and spray it on him.
Drunks care only about themselves, you’ve got to provide negative stimulus.
Prepare for him pissing in your landscaping as retribution.
That must be miserable to live around that kind of shite.
Posted on 11/6/17 at 7:47 pm to lsuwontonwrap
Man, that would totally suck...and would stress the hell out of me. I don't think there is a good short term solution to it, though. The guy's health is likely going to shite pretty quickly, so it will eventually stop on its own. In fact, you can probably just bite the bullet and hand him a $2 half pint of crystal clear every day for a couple of weeks and that will be the end of him. 
Posted on 11/6/17 at 7:53 pm to Ace Midnight
Better yet, OP could grab a beer out of the fridge and then pump fake a throw into the yard. Watch him run to chase it, and then shut the door and let the neighbor sniff around the yard looking for it.
Posted on 11/6/17 at 8:06 pm to lsuwontonwrap
Buy him more alcohol he will die soon. Then no worries.
Posted on 11/6/17 at 8:18 pm to lsuwontonwrap
quote:
. I'm not going to go that far, but what can I do?
Move out of your trashy neighborhood
Posted on 11/6/17 at 8:20 pm to tgrbaitn08
Next time when he knocks, open the door and when he stumbles inside, two to the chest one to the head....
This post was edited on 11/6/17 at 8:22 pm
Posted on 11/6/17 at 9:24 pm to lsuwontonwrap
Have someone rig your door bell wiring up so that it’ll shock the crap out of him when he rings it
Posted on 11/6/17 at 11:15 pm to lsuwontonwrap
Piss in an empty bottle of Jim Beam and give it to him. He won't ask you for shite after a swig of that
Posted on 11/6/17 at 11:28 pm to lsuwontonwrap
quote:
what can I do? His girlfriend
The answer was hidden in your OP the whole time.
Posted on 11/7/17 at 6:05 am to lsuwontonwrap
Is his name also Frank Gallagher?
Just get him a shock collar and tell him that if he can make it to your door while getting shocked, he can get the money. If he falls down one time, he can’t get the money.
Just get him a shock collar and tell him that if he can make it to your door while getting shocked, he can get the money. If he falls down one time, he can’t get the money.
Posted on 11/7/17 at 6:14 am to lsuwontonwrap
And I think I need to cut back when my throat is scratchy from a couple of glasses of wine.
Posted on 11/7/17 at 6:16 am to TigerFanInSouthland
Give some O'Douls
Posted on 11/7/17 at 6:34 am to lsuwontonwrap
quote:
He's in his 50's, he's had multiple health issues the most recent being colon cancer in which he had his colon removed and he now has a colostomy bag. He's always drunk. Always. We're talking falling down,
Keep ignoring him and he will leave you a flaming bag of poo.
Posted on 11/7/17 at 6:39 am to lsuwontonwrap
Give him a gallon jug of Vodka filled with water every time he comes over.
Posted on 11/7/17 at 7:51 am to lsuwontonwrap
sorry, i'll go elsewhere.
Posted on 11/7/17 at 8:37 am to LSURussian
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Tell him you'll give him ten bucks if he promises to never ask you for money again. Isn't it worth $10 to get rid of him?
yeah, because that will work Tell him to frick off and if he doesn’t stop bothering you then drop his drunk arse. It’s really not that difficult of a situation, especially if the cops are well aware of his behavior
This post was edited on 11/7/17 at 8:44 am
Posted on 11/7/17 at 8:43 am to lsuwontonwrap
Introduce him to Fentanyl and let the situation resolve itself organically.
Posted on 11/7/17 at 8:46 am to Ed Osteen
I'm sure it's already been suggested but get him to do yard work or some other kind of manual labor around the house
Posted on 11/7/17 at 8:47 am to lsuwontonwrap
Tell him this time he will have to pay it back. You will never see him again.
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