My Advice to Nurses...From a Teacher

First off, I appreciate your concern, but we are hardened to a point that even Moh wouldn't understand. While you only have to deal with an ornery doctor and an occasional persistent pill popper, we have to deal with their, and your, offspring. And, all of you suck at raising kids.

Do you know how hard it is to stop thirty 6 year olds from eating a goldfish until you finish passing them all out?

Do you know the kind of stress involved when you have to make sure 30 bad arse kids aren't eating crayons, trying to hang the booger eater with shoelaces, or trying to climb the fence to get to the soda machine before nap time?

Not to mention having to deal with the passes made by your whore daughters. Do you have any idea what it's like to have to be around that many 16, 17, and 18 year old girls? Have you been to a no uniform hs on pep rally day?

So, don't talk down to us like we are idiots. You're a nurse, and you wouldn't understand the hell that educators go through to raise your children. If you really want to help, raise your kids better so I don't have to.

Have fun eating your catered, Italian food, or whatever free, 5-star dinner you get from the drug reps tonight.