Mowing the grass at night

There is a reason mowers have lights on them. Duh!

Drunks.

Pussy whipped men

Is this a rhetorical question? I've never observed anyone doing this.

I munch the carpet

Have you never met a coke addict? They get shite done at night

My kind of neighbor.

that time is wrong but hey, maybe the guy is on long hours and that was his time window?

as for someone asking what he is cutting right now, many people mulch leaves with the mower instead of raking them

Pretty good tune to do it by (in the Summer)-