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re: Move over Mardi Gras says Texas...It's time for the Houston Rodeo and all the fake cowboys
Posted on 3/3/25 at 3:17 pm to sidewalkside
Posted on 3/3/25 at 3:17 pm to sidewalkside
Clown
When I go to a Mardi gras ball I wear a tux and beads
When I go on guided hunts, I still wear camouflage and rubber boots
When I go to a wedding, church, or business meetings I wear a suit.
My close family owned sale barns my whole youth. I've worked cattle and rides horses my whole life. Never rode in competition
I've been to the NFR over 10 times since turning 18.
So yeah, if I go to Houston, I'll dress to fit the part...even though I dont dress "cowboy or western" in my now city s Louisiana life.
Again, tell us how a guy in boots easily banged your lady
When I go to a Mardi gras ball I wear a tux and beads
When I go on guided hunts, I still wear camouflage and rubber boots
When I go to a wedding, church, or business meetings I wear a suit.
My close family owned sale barns my whole youth. I've worked cattle and rides horses my whole life. Never rode in competition
I've been to the NFR over 10 times since turning 18.
So yeah, if I go to Houston, I'll dress to fit the part...even though I dont dress "cowboy or western" in my now city s Louisiana life.
Again, tell us how a guy in boots easily banged your lady
This post was edited on 3/3/25 at 3:28 pm
Posted on 3/3/25 at 3:21 pm to sidewalkside
Was there Thursday and had a blast.
Sorry you weren’t invited to any tents baw
Sorry you weren’t invited to any tents baw
Posted on 3/3/25 at 3:23 pm to sidewalkside
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cowgirl costumes
i don't see an issue here
Posted on 3/3/25 at 3:30 pm to idlewatcher
Take a walk around the cookoff and tell some of those pit masters they are “fake cowboys”
Posted on 3/3/25 at 3:38 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
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Suburban Texans and their cowboy boots are hilarious
I grew up in suburban Texas and always thought the abundance of cowboy boots was kitschy.
Posted on 3/3/25 at 3:39 pm to sidewalkside
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all of the city slickers, who have never stepped foot in the outdoors besides having a cocktail on a patio, dusts off their finest cowboy and cowgirl costumes and cosplay as true cowboys for the next three weeks. Hats, vest, boots, leather fringe, turquoise jewelry, pearl snaps as far as the eye can see.
I'm personally offended by this post.
Honestly, what could they wear that works for you personally?
Secondly, what did you actually expect?
My first concert was Garth Brooks at the Houston Rodeo and Livestock Show in the early 90's. I own over 100 acres and 30 head of cattle. I have some killer western clothing, but for the most part I wear a polo and jeans to work 5 days a week.
If I go to a rodeo, any rodeo, you can bet your arse I'll be gussied up.
I guess in your world I'm a poser because I'm checking or working cows in a polo and fleece northface when it actually counts.
Posted on 3/3/25 at 3:40 pm to ChatGPT of LA
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ChatGPT of LA
Yeah sure. That’s a whole lotta compensating to explain why you like to LARP as a cowboy. And…”guided hunts”…now we know you wear panties under your camo
Posted on 3/3/25 at 3:40 pm to Riverside
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I’ve always told my Houston friends that the Rodeo is their effort to recreate the fun of Mardi Gras.
No, you idiot. It’s called rodeo season and it starts in February and goes through March. San Antonio has their rodeo, then Fort Worth, and finally Houston. It has nothing to do with recreating Mardi Gras. So dumb
This post was edited on 3/3/25 at 6:39 pm
Posted on 3/3/25 at 3:41 pm to sidewalkside
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you wear panties under your camo
wait, is that wrong?
Posted on 3/3/25 at 3:44 pm to sidewalkside
My former employer had an RV with Stabbin Cabin written on both sides and would park next to the Astrodome itself for the rodeo. Oil/Chemical and Emergency Response sort of company. I was in the industrial division. If you were with a major company and had authority to award contracts, you got an invite to their private suite for one showing of the rodeo. Industrial division had some contracts with Shell Chemical as well as Refining in LA, I got to go to one event in 2001 with a few Shell guys, freaking Barry Manilow was the entertainer. The wives loved it. Rather dull if you ask me.
Posted on 3/3/25 at 3:47 pm to Riverside
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I’ve always told my Houston friends that the Rodeo is their effort to recreate the fun of Mardi Gras.
The vast majority don't even think about Mardi Gras at all.
Posted on 3/3/25 at 3:48 pm to sidewalkside
The wine garden at the rodeo is some of the best times to be had.
Posted on 3/3/25 at 3:49 pm to CitizenK
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The vast majority don't even think about Mardi Gras at all.
Because they prefer Mardi Gras in Galveston lmao
Posted on 3/3/25 at 3:50 pm to Mid Iowa Tiger
On a beautiful spring Saturday it can’t be beat.
Posted on 3/3/25 at 3:51 pm to Topwater Trout
If you don’t want to see the females at the Houston rodeo you are gay. It’s that simple.
Posted on 3/3/25 at 3:54 pm to 777Tiger
According to CowboyGPT of LA it’s required
Posted on 3/3/25 at 3:54 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
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Suburban Texans and their cowboy boots are hilarious
Do people have to earn the right to wear cowboy boots? It's a fashion choice. We're not talking stolen valor here.
Posted on 3/3/25 at 3:55 pm to jizzle6609
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Females
Completely absent in pic form from this thread.
Posted on 3/3/25 at 3:59 pm to sidewalkside
I'm a fan of the BBQ cookoff that just ended
Fun parties in those tents

Fun parties in those tents
Posted on 3/3/25 at 4:11 pm to sidewalkside
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the rodeo is fun...all the people playing dress up like cowboys and cowgirls is cringe.
what would you like them to wear to a rodeo? Suit? Coat and tails? Crocs, socks, and some baggy shorts?
Its a RODEO. Hats, Jeans, boots seem like a good fit. Even if the person wearing them lives in the museum district or Kingwood. You're as dumb as the people who get pissed cause someone wearing an LSU shirt may not have actually gone to LSU.
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