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Mother in TX wins Christmas. Cooks Shelf Elf in oven
Posted on 12/20/17 at 6:53 am
Posted on 12/20/17 at 6:53 am
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Mease wrote that Elfis showed up on December 1 with a broken leg and "blamed it on the ids for leaving their toys out, saying he tripped and broke his leg." A note found with Elfis said he was on strict bed rest and couldn't move for 14 days.
"Mom win, right? I just got a free pass to not worry about moving that creepy guy for TWO WEEKS! Heck ya," Mease wrote.
On Monday her kids wanted leftover pasta for lunch and without thinking twice she preheated the oven and four minutes later according to Mease she started smelling something "funky."
"That’s when all hell broke loose and I broke my son’s heart," Mease wrote.
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Posted on 12/20/17 at 6:56 am to danfraz
Looks staged.
Posted on 12/20/17 at 7:05 am to Displaced
What is this shelf elf stuff?
Posted on 12/20/17 at 7:07 am to starsandstripes
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What is this shelf elf stuff?
Stupid shite that vapid moms make the holidays about themselves rather than actually be fun for the kids. They pose the elf in what they think is clever poses when they just copied someone from Pintrest. Then post it all over social media as a pathetic attempt to garner attention.
This post was edited on 12/20/17 at 7:08 am
Posted on 12/20/17 at 7:09 am to starsandstripes
People with kids open up their home to elves during the holidays. The elves watch over the children and tell Santa if they've been bad or good. No one is allowed to touch the elf or it loses its magical powers. On Xmas, the good kids get present from Santa, and the kids who have been naughty have their souls eaten by the elf. Its pretty weird if you ask me.
Posted on 12/20/17 at 7:10 am to danfraz
All I got out of this is that her kids are named Gray and Ily... wtf is wrong with people.
Posted on 12/20/17 at 7:15 am to danfraz
I laughed and then I didn't. For parents that's a funny story for kids that really enjoy elf on the shelf it's devastating. I know it would break my daughter's heart if that happened to her and her brother's elf.
Posted on 12/20/17 at 7:17 am to GoRuckTiger
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I laughed and then I didn't. For parents that's a funny story for kids that really enjoy elf on the shelf it's devastating. I know it would break my daughter's heart if that happened to her and her brother's elf.
I get that point. The 9 yr old seemed more upset than the little girl. She was happy there wasn't "a snitch in the house anymore"
Posted on 12/20/17 at 7:18 am to danfraz
IWHTheElfKiller
Posted on 12/20/17 at 7:24 am to autauga
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IWHTheElfKiller
yeah I saw she was a killer in more ways than one
Posted on 12/20/17 at 8:23 am to danfraz
Tssk tssk.
Add another body to the Clinton count, amirite?
Add another body to the Clinton count, amirite?
Posted on 12/20/17 at 8:27 am to danfraz
Brittany needs to make a sammich for herself while she's in the galley.
Posted on 12/20/17 at 8:29 am to Displaced
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Looks staged.
Yep. Mom just wanted her story to go viral.
Posted on 12/20/17 at 8:29 am to soccerfüt
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Brittany needs to make a sammich for herself while she's in the galley.
She looks fine.
Posted on 12/20/17 at 8:33 am to StrongBackWeakMind
If you're into skeletons
Posted on 12/20/17 at 8:36 am to starsandstripes
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What is this shelf elf stuff?
A way to get children used to a surveillance state
Posted on 12/20/17 at 8:40 am to StrongBackWeakMind
She isn't ugly but when girls are that tall and that skinny they don't look great. Face is all shallow looking and her legs are like bird legs. Pass
Posted on 12/20/17 at 8:42 am to Tigers0891
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She isn't ugly but when girls are that tall and that skinny they don't look great.
You must like some fat arse bitches. That chick doesn't look that skinny at all. She looks normal.
Posted on 12/20/17 at 8:45 am to TJGator1215
quote:Looks like a normal slim woman.
If you're into skeletons
If you think she's a skeleton, you're most likely smushing a 200 pounder.
Posted on 12/20/17 at 8:46 am to danfraz
The elf sucks. I forgot to move it the other day and they freaked out.
What the hell, it's a toy.
Really I'm jealous I didn't think of this fifteen years ago.
What the hell, it's a toy.
Really I'm jealous I didn't think of this fifteen years ago.
This post was edited on 12/20/17 at 8:47 am
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