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re: Mother in TX wins Christmas. Cooks Shelf Elf in oven
Posted on 12/20/17 at 8:47 am to Pechon
Posted on 12/20/17 at 8:47 am to Pechon
Dude, my kids love elf on a shelf. We have done it for years. Years ago, they loved to get up and race to find where elf was new each day.
Today, as teenagers, they still love the tradition and help move ours around each night.
It is pure and fun.
We dont post pics on the webs.
Today, as teenagers, they still love the tradition and help move ours around each night.
It is pure and fun.
We dont post pics on the webs.
Posted on 12/20/17 at 8:49 am to Napoleon
I gotta say her having the elf be injured and not able to move for 2 weeks is a great idea for lazy parents
I think the elf is super creepy and will fight having it in my home tooth and nail. But if I am blessed with a child and they ask me with their big sad eyes where the elf is....I bet I will go run out to Target that day to go buy one
It will just be a clumsy elf that is injured all the time so can't move much.
I think the elf is super creepy and will fight having it in my home tooth and nail. But if I am blessed with a child and they ask me with their big sad eyes where the elf is....I bet I will go run out to Target that day to go buy one
Posted on 12/20/17 at 8:56 am to danfraz
Look at me, I'm a single mom....
Attention whore...
Attention whore...
Posted on 12/20/17 at 9:00 am to Napoleon
Napoleon- Quick Hijack -
I will be cleaning out some mini storage units and have some high performance engine parts that i'll be giving away. I've also got some old model appliances (washers and dryers)
can you shoot me an email
<---- @gmail.com
I will be cleaning out some mini storage units and have some high performance engine parts that i'll be giving away. I've also got some old model appliances (washers and dryers)
can you shoot me an email
<---- @gmail.com
Posted on 12/20/17 at 9:13 am to lsunurse
Look at her knees. And legs. There are plenty of small girls posted here everyday that aren't "fat bitches" but don't look like sharp points either. Dumb woman.
Posted on 12/20/17 at 9:15 am to Pechon
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Stupid shite that vapid moms make the holidays about themselves rather than actually be fun for the kids. They pose the elf in what they think is clever poses when they just copied someone from Pintrest. Then post it all over social media as a pathetic attempt to garner attention.
You sound like a very happy person who definitely won't shoot up his office.
Posted on 12/20/17 at 9:17 am to Tigers0891
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Look at her knees. And legs.
Again...you are just so used to fatties as your norm that you have forgotten what a normal knee looks like on a tall and slender woman.
Posted on 12/20/17 at 9:20 am to starsandstripes
20 years from now this elf will be going to prison
#MeToo
Posted on 12/20/17 at 9:21 am to TH03
Sorry you're mad because someone thinks Elf on the Shelf is a stupid fad. I guess it seems life is easy by being a sheep.
Posted on 12/20/17 at 9:33 am to Napoleon
We hate that fricking thing. Complete bullshite and aggravating. I don't even remember how we got roped into this. Our oldest (10) keeps asking if it's real or not (I think kids at school are talking) and we're real close to telling her.
They barely seem to care unless we take the time to put it in some elaborate pose/scenario. Whoever invented this thing needs their arse kicked.
They barely seem to care unless we take the time to put it in some elaborate pose/scenario. Whoever invented this thing needs their arse kicked.
Posted on 12/20/17 at 9:36 am to Jackie Chan
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On Xmas, the good kids get present from Santa, and the kids who have been naughty have their souls eaten by the elf. Its pretty weird if you ask me.
Yes...and how many good kids were actually eaten due to questionable elf judgement?
Posted on 12/20/17 at 9:38 am to Pechon
I don't give a shite about it, you just seem miserable.
And this "fad" according to Google has been going 12-13 years
And this "fad" according to Google has been going 12-13 years
Posted on 12/20/17 at 9:46 am to Hangover Haven
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Look at me, I'm a single mom....
Attention whore...
Maybe some of that.
But they've had a trying few years. She likely garnered attention initially because she's got a child with brain issues and there have been support pages related to that.
A lot of parents in those positions tend to become obsessed with social media and the like (making the situation a source of attention for themselves), but I'm not sure if it is fair to judge them harshly when plenty of people without those issues do it to an even worse degree.
Posted on 12/20/17 at 9:51 am to Havoc
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Whoever invented this thing needs their arse kicked.
I'm a little jealous of the person who invented this thing. Looks like its $30 and millions of household across the country have purchased one, with more buying each year.
Easy money for cheap looking elf doll and book.
Posted on 12/20/17 at 10:15 am to danfraz
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She was happy there wasn't "a snitch in the house anymore
She will be a handful when she gets older
Posted on 12/20/17 at 11:25 am to TH03
You sure are defensive about something you don't give a shite about. Seems like you're the one that's miserable.
Posted on 12/20/17 at 11:27 am to danfraz
You seem so happy about tgisZ
Let me guess you are miserable prick you thinks elf shelf is stupid?
Too cool?
No kids or relatives huh? Must suck.
Let me guess you are miserable prick you thinks elf shelf is stupid?
Too cool?
No kids or relatives huh? Must suck.
Posted on 12/20/17 at 11:37 am to Havoc
Leave a letter on Christmas morning saying elfie is retiring to a nursing home and won't be back next year.
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