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Mother-in-law just threw her drink on me

Posted on 4/16/16 at 9:35 pm
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
78666 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 9:35 pm
I made a disparaging remark about my wife's new hairstyle. She had been drinking all day on the beach and took umbrage about my comment.

Cautionary tale: Gents, be careful about what you say to your mother-in-law.

Gonna be a couch night tonight.

Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 9:36 pm to
That was her subconscious way of telling you she wants you to spill your semen all over her.
Posted by slutiger5
Parroquias de Florida
Member since May 2007
12520 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 9:36 pm to
sounds like you married into a classy family.
Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
Member since Oct 2010
72937 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 9:37 pm to
What was she drinking?

Pics of mother-in-law?
Posted by Charlie Arglist
Wichita, Kansas
Member since Nov 2012
5550 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 9:37 pm to
quote:

That was her way of telling you she wants you to spill your semen all over her.


Yep.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 9:37 pm to
Slap that bitch
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
35469 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 9:37 pm to
I'd put my umbrage in her whohah
Posted by Solo
Member since Aug 2008
8257 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 9:38 pm to
Only families who vote Democrat have incidents like the one you described.
Posted by siliconvalleytiger
Bay Area, CA
Member since Apr 2004
31330 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 9:38 pm to
You should leave the trailer for a long walk. No point escalating things. It's trashy.
This post was edited on 4/16/16 at 9:39 pm
Posted by Big L
Houston
Member since Sep 2005
6223 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 9:39 pm to
Funniest expression about women's hairstyles I heard was when a buddy's wife got the "off the shoulders" mom haircut that another friend dubbed "license to cheat hair."

Good luck on the couch
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Lift every voice and sing
Member since Oct 2011
41517 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 9:39 pm to
Put your balls in her next drink.
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
59575 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 9:40 pm to
Just show her the pimp hand. Next time you slap the shite out of her
Posted by Charlie Arglist
Wichita, Kansas
Member since Nov 2012
5550 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 9:41 pm to
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Slap that bitch


...with your pecker!
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 9:41 pm to
Sorry to hear this Paul

I hope this gets resolved and you're able to enjoy your time at the beach
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160203 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 9:42 pm to
Congrats on marrying into a trashy family
Posted by Janky
Team Primo
Member since Jun 2011
35957 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 9:43 pm to
Throw her drunk arse off the balcony and tell the cops you saw her jump.
Posted by Charlie Arglist
Wichita, Kansas
Member since Nov 2012
5550 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 9:43 pm to
quote:

That was her way of telling you she wants you to spill your semen all over her.


I'm so disappointed in the OT. This is almost page 2.


PIIHB!!!!
Posted by Stud Bud
MS But travel all over the country
Member since Sep 2015
6958 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 9:43 pm to
My MiL knows better.
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
26632 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 9:44 pm to
That's why you got your head cut off, pussy.

Posted by slutiger5
Parroquias de Florida
Member since May 2007
12520 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 9:44 pm to
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