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re: Mother-in-law just threw her drink on me
Posted on 4/16/16 at 9:45 pm to Paul Allen
Posted on 4/16/16 at 9:45 pm to Paul Allen
Send her a picture of you teabagging her daughter. All problems solved.
Bonus points if daughter has a pearl necklace.
Bonus points if daughter has a pearl necklace.
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Posted on 4/16/16 at 9:48 pm to PrivatePublic
The shorter the hair, the bigger the butt.
Posted on 4/16/16 at 9:49 pm to Paul Allen
quote:
I made a disparaging remark about my wife's new hairstyle. She had been drinking all day on the beach and took umbrage about my comment.
Damn Paul, you are a piece of shite baw
Posted on 4/16/16 at 9:50 pm to Paul Allen
Come on dude. At your house????? Is the mother- in- law a heavy drinker????? I am taking it that you don't like the wife's new cut????
Posted on 4/16/16 at 9:50 pm to Paul Allen
tell MIL she's fat and moist
Posted on 4/16/16 at 9:51 pm to Paul Allen
Have an upvote.
Sorry; always wanted to say that. Glad it's out of my system.
Sorry; always wanted to say that. Glad it's out of my system.
Posted on 4/16/16 at 9:51 pm to dukke v
quote:theres always ONE is every family
dukke v
amiright Peeej ?
Posted on 4/16/16 at 9:52 pm to OWLFAN86
throw your own drink back at her
Posted on 4/16/16 at 9:52 pm to OWLFAN86
Posted on 4/16/16 at 9:52 pm to Paul Allen
quote:
Mother-in-law
quote:
took umbrage
Yeah that's kind of what they do.
Posted on 4/16/16 at 9:54 pm to Paul Allen
Hit that bitch brah
Posted on 4/16/16 at 9:54 pm to Paul Allen
Posted on 4/16/16 at 9:54 pm to PrivatePublic
This is why I date women who have shitty relationships w/ their moms.
No days or nights of MIL just stopping by for hours on end.
No days or nights of MIL just stopping by for hours on end.
Posted on 4/16/16 at 9:55 pm to dukke v
Listen man, you're abusing an endangered punctuation tool, the question mark, and you're just worsening their plight. Please help us conserve question marks so that they may thrive and once again flourish in the English language. Thank you.
Posted on 4/16/16 at 9:55 pm to Paul Allen
What was your comment? If you said "I liked her hair longer" it is not drink worthy from her mom. If you made a comment about jazzing in the new do... bottoms up.
Either way, did you fix MIL a new drink?
Either way, did you fix MIL a new drink?
Posted on 4/16/16 at 9:57 pm to slutiger5
Classy broad
Posted on 4/16/16 at 9:57 pm to hendersonshands
quote:what other kind of family would Paul Allen marry into?
Congrats on marrying into a trashy family
Posted on 4/16/16 at 9:58 pm to Paul Allen
quote:
I made a disparaging remark about my wife's new hairstyle. She had been drinking all day on the beach and took umbrage about my comment. Cautionary tale: Gents, be careful about what you say to your mother-in-law. Gonna be a couch night tonight.
You're doing something wrong. My MIL runs errands for me, cooks for me, and takes my smartass mouth with a forced smile.
And sleeping on the couch? Only cause I like it and wanna watch the big TV or sneak out to see a neighbor lady. Ain't nobody telling me where to sleep. I'm a man. I'm 42. You need to take control of that shite now before it gets outta hand.
Posted on 4/16/16 at 10:00 pm to ragacamps
quote:
Classy broad
Aka white trash
Posted on 4/16/16 at 10:02 pm to Front9Bandit
What was the remark? Directed at OP...
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