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Monkey rides mini bike, attacks toddler.
Posted on 5/4/20 at 10:03 am
Posted on 5/4/20 at 10:03 am
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Check out this video that was supposedly taken in an alleyway in Indonesia, where it shows a circus-like, small simian rolling up to a group of kids on a mini motorbike ... which it jumps off of right in front of them, and then attempts to take the runt of the litter.
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Posted on 5/4/20 at 10:06 am to touchdownjeebus
What the hell did I just watch? 
Posted on 5/4/20 at 10:06 am to touchdownjeebus
you have any idea how much a healthy child goes for on the black market?
Posted on 5/4/20 at 10:07 am to touchdownjeebus
Where did that monkey get a mini bike?
Posted on 5/4/20 at 10:08 am to touchdownjeebus
Raiders of the Lost Ark was on last night. I’m always happy to see that little POS monkey die from poison dates after all of his trickery.
Posted on 5/4/20 at 10:08 am to redstick13
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Where did that monkey get a mini bike?
That’s what I wanna know. Where is that video?
Posted on 5/4/20 at 10:09 am to touchdownjeebus
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Check out this video that was supposedly taken in an alleyway in Indonesia,
What part of Florida is this?
Posted on 5/4/20 at 10:10 am to redstick13
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Where did that monkey get a mini bike?
I bet he stole it.
Posted on 5/4/20 at 10:10 am to touchdownjeebus
Darth conducting a mudcheck.
Posted on 5/4/20 at 10:15 am to upgrayedd
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What part of Florida is this?
Posted on 5/4/20 at 10:16 am to touchdownjeebus
Yes, well, with all new clients, we try to have you recollect your past so that we might be able to help you with your issue. Do you have any life events you would consider traumatic?
"There was this time a monkey on a mini bike tried to abduct me."
"There was this time a monkey on a mini bike tried to abduct me."
Posted on 5/4/20 at 10:19 am to touchdownjeebus
Kid seems rather complacent about the whole thing.
Posted on 5/4/20 at 10:22 am to dbeck
Get your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape!
Posted on 5/4/20 at 10:31 am to touchdownjeebus
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That’s what I wanna know. Where is that video?
There is definitely more to this story, like why did he go after that specific kid?
Posted on 5/4/20 at 11:07 am to touchdownjeebus
There's an analysis on reddit about this:
If you look closely the monkey is attached to a rope that is being pulled back to the owner. Monkey doesn't want to go back so it grabs on to the closest thing it can.
They train the monkey's to ride on the bike til the end of the rope and then pull them back to do it again.
If you look closely the monkey is attached to a rope that is being pulled back to the owner. Monkey doesn't want to go back so it grabs on to the closest thing it can.
They train the monkey's to ride on the bike til the end of the rope and then pull them back to do it again.
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