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Posted on 9/27/22 at 10:54 pm to Diseasefreeforall
What about training monkeys for the porch?
Posted on 9/27/22 at 11:03 pm to Diseasefreeforall
Sounds like grounds to throw some bullets in em
Posted on 9/28/22 at 12:02 am to Diseasefreeforall
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”That was the straw that broke the camel’s back. I called police, filed a report, and now there’s a detective on the case.”
Spreading cow shite on front porch and cars is the straw that broke the camel’s back for them to finally call the police not the stealing over and over at their house and across the neighborhood???
Stealing packages and feel disrespected enough by stealing a box containing dirty diapers to come back with diaper and then come back a second time with cow crap. Take the L and remember wtf you were doing in first place. Don’t retaliate.
I would not vote to convict if someone opens front door and shoots the piece of crap. Maybe find a new one time use for some pits at the pound and have a way to “release the hounds” tied to doorbell video stealing a package. They can have barn cats, so maybe they can have some porch pirate pits. Use pits just in case these stains on society are carrying guns to avoid actual pet being harmed. Pits can just be put down after job is done.
If caught I hope they get charged with intimidating/coercing the witness and even get some RICO crap on them for retaliation on top of the theft and vandalism.
This post was edited on 9/28/22 at 7:21 pm
Posted on 9/28/22 at 2:26 am to Diseasefreeforall
Ain’t ‘shite’ gonna happen with defunded police.
Posted on 9/28/22 at 5:17 am to Proximo
What "innocent" person is on my porch?
Other than the delivery guy. If I dont have any set deliveries nobody should be on my porch
Other than the delivery guy. If I dont have any set deliveries nobody should be on my porch
Posted on 9/28/22 at 6:11 am to Diseasefreeforall
quote:
I called police, filed a report, and now there’s a detective on the case.”
quote:
Austin
This law abiding home owner is gonna frick around and get arrested harassing criminals like this.
Posted on 9/28/22 at 6:12 am to Nado Jenkins83
quote:Neighbor? Kid fundraising? Campaigner?
What "innocent" person is on my porch?
Posted on 9/28/22 at 6:43 am to Gravitiger
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quote:
What "innocent" person is on my porch?
Neighbor? Kid fundraising? Campaigner?
if they are opening the package, which then detonated, then they are not innocent. I don't think he meant put something like a claymore on the porch, just a rigged package
Posted on 9/28/22 at 6:54 am to Diseasefreeforall
The fear of revenge is why I put my Amazon bait-boxes full of shite on the porches of vacant homes.
Another good one is a box with a open container of gasoline inside. When the pirate grabs it, the container tips, and the pirate gets soaked in gas.
Another good one is a box with a open container of gasoline inside. When the pirate grabs it, the container tips, and the pirate gets soaked in gas.
Posted on 9/28/22 at 6:59 am to Diseasefreeforall
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“Thirty minutes later, they came back with a giant bag of cow manure. They spread that all over our front porch and on our cars in the driveway,” Gabriela said. “That was the straw that broke the camel’s back. I called police, filed a report, and now there’s a detective on the case.”
ironically, the shite smearing might be the only reason the cops investigate. they usually don't GAF about porch pirates, but a porch pirate who vandalized a house might get them to care.
Posted on 9/28/22 at 7:12 am to Diseasefreeforall
All thieves should be shot.
Posted on 9/28/22 at 7:14 am to Diseasefreeforall
Mark Robers videos on porch pirates are great watches. By the fourth video he's sending devices to call centers in India.
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It's crazy that porch pirates are often so organized.
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It's crazy that porch pirates are often so organized.
Posted on 9/28/22 at 7:41 am to Diseasefreeforall
I love how she said there is a detective on it.
Ain’t shite gonna happen.
It was written up so there is a file on it but i actual investigation will occur
Ain’t shite gonna happen.
It was written up so there is a file on it but i actual investigation will occur
Posted on 9/28/22 at 7:51 am to Proximo
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Yeah that’s illegal.
So is trespassing and theft. What innocent person would be hurt by my trap? The mask-and-hoodie wearing criminal?
Posted on 9/28/22 at 7:55 am to Diseasefreeforall
She should put out a bear trap that will snap this bastards leg in half.
Posted on 9/28/22 at 8:10 am to TxWadingFool
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Screwed up going to the cops and media
Exactly, they are not going to do anything
Posted on 9/28/22 at 8:15 am to Fat and Happy
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I love how she said there is a detective on it.
Ain’t shite gonna happen.
It was written up so there is a file on it but i actual investigation will occur
Police probably just told her to start having things delivered to an Amazon locker or a package store.
Posted on 9/28/22 at 8:19 am to Proximo
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Yeah that’s illegal. What happens when it’s an innocent person that gets hit by your trap?
You gotta crack a few eggs to make an omelet
Posted on 9/28/22 at 8:26 am to Diseasefreeforall
Park the cars down the road
Put boxes at front door
Great Perp with the ol mossberg Mav Tactical 12ga
State your intentions
never see them again
Put boxes at front door
Great Perp with the ol mossberg Mav Tactical 12ga
State your intentions
never see them again
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