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re: Missouri Man Determined to Have Sex with Metrolink Train

Posted on 3/5/25 at 3:08 pm to
Posted by LSUBFA83
Member since May 2012
4239 posts
Posted on 3/5/25 at 3:08 pm to
Dude looks like a definite throwback on the evolutionary ladder.
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
23224 posts
Posted on 3/5/25 at 3:13 pm to
quote:

Ummm "was that wrong?"


It's frowned upon.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
20829 posts
Posted on 3/5/25 at 4:21 pm to
quote:

In one of the more troubling instances, he admitted to exposing himself to a child under 15 years old in March 2023.
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
55601 posts
Posted on 3/5/25 at 4:39 pm to

4,1,3,2
Posted by RealDawg
Dawgville
Member since Nov 2012
11315 posts
Posted on 3/5/25 at 5:01 pm to
Seat shouldn’t have been so sexy
This post was edited on 3/5/25 at 5:01 pm
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
131601 posts
Posted on 3/5/25 at 5:11 pm to
Dude looks like a neanderthal
Posted by makersmark1
earth
Member since Oct 2011
21230 posts
Posted on 3/5/25 at 5:13 pm to
Oh, who here has not had the desire to meld with a seat?

This is a basic human right!

“No jizzing on the seat?
Get up and stomp your feet!
Time to expose the snake,
Because my freedom you can’t take!”
Posted by CrappyPants
Member since Apr 2021
1117 posts
Posted on 3/5/25 at 5:16 pm to
"Mind yo buzness, I'm just knocking my chicken on this velvet seat mf'er!"
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
34227 posts
Posted on 3/5/25 at 5:18 pm to
Missouri is the meth capital
Posted by neworleansnotsouthla
Mid-City
Member since Dec 2023
704 posts
Posted on 3/5/25 at 5:23 pm to
?? , i listened to that song while reading the comments
Posted by GeauxtigersMs36
The coast
Member since Jan 2018
13249 posts
Posted on 3/5/25 at 7:36 pm to
Hell I’m still confused on what he was trying use to get off. Also, he has a mental illness and needs a hospital.
Posted by ElderTiger
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2010
7791 posts
Posted on 3/5/25 at 8:30 pm to
I thought just chicks could pull trains.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
72501 posts
Posted on 3/5/25 at 8:45 pm to
This guy fricks.
Posted by Mason Dixon Swine
West Finger
Member since Jan 2019
2919 posts
Posted on 3/5/25 at 9:27 pm to
JD Vance?
Posted by Sunnyvale
Little ST. James
Member since Feb 2024
3340 posts
Posted on 3/5/25 at 9:33 pm to
Guilty
Posted by nvasil1
Hellinois
Member since Oct 2009
17747 posts
Posted on 3/5/25 at 9:46 pm to
Somebody should introduce him to the chick who married a train station.

Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
13804 posts
Posted on 3/5/25 at 9:47 pm to
This is a top 5 mugshot



Posted by dovehunter
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2014
1917 posts
Posted on 3/5/25 at 11:20 pm to
Air Traffic Controller?
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
40884 posts
Posted on 3/5/25 at 11:40 pm to
Total alpha move making that train his bitch.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74897 posts
Posted on 3/5/25 at 11:48 pm to
shite don’t play in Osaka homey-

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