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re: Missing South African hunter believed to have been eaten by crocodiles

Posted on 4/19/17 at 1:59 pm to
Posted by Blitzed
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Posted on 4/19/17 at 1:59 pm to
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A South African hunter is believed to have been eaten by crocodiles


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divers


frick that job.

Posted by rondo
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Posted on 4/19/17 at 2:01 pm to
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example of zimbabwe croc

I love perspective photos and the people that are fooled by them.
Posted by LSU_Saints_Hornets
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Posted on 4/19/17 at 2:06 pm to

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Posted by Chiefagain
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Posted on 4/19/17 at 2:13 pm to
...by cranky



Posted by kywildcatfanone
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Posted on 4/19/17 at 2:18 pm to
Good, one less trophy hunter in the world.
Posted by Tigeralum2008
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Posted on 4/19/17 at 2:22 pm to
quote:

example of zimbabwe croc
I love perspective photos and the people that are fooled by them.


FWIW I checked Snopes to verify the legitimacy of the image prior to posting. In fact, the image url is actually from Snopes.
Posted by rondo
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Posted on 4/19/17 at 2:24 pm to
I have no doubt that croc is big as frick...but I also have no doubt its like 5 feet from the camera and the Africans are like 25 feet from the camera.
Posted by ForeverLSU02
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Posted on 4/19/17 at 2:25 pm to
That particular croc was estimated to be 15'-18' long. No official measurement was ever taken
Posted by jrodLSUke
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Posted on 4/19/17 at 2:25 pm to
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WIW I checked Snopes to verify the legitimacy of the image prior to posting.

You had to check Snopes to see if the 50-ft. croc was real?
Posted by Burt Reynolds
Monterey, CA
Member since Jul 2008
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Posted on 4/19/17 at 2:26 pm to
Serves him right for killing beautiful animals. Don't join the food circle if you don't want be a part of it.
Posted by Dam Guide
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Posted on 4/19/17 at 2:30 pm to
Wonder if he is related to my dentist.
Posted by Burt Reynolds
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Posted on 4/19/17 at 2:33 pm to
That crocodile was shot in the Congo btw dumbass
Posted by Ole Geauxt
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Posted on 4/19/17 at 2:39 pm to
My post was whacked because it said that he shouldn't be peeing or pooping by the river in it!?!?!?

Oh my gosh,,, which rule did I break?
Posted by ForeverLSU02
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Posted on 4/19/17 at 2:42 pm to
That post was in the OB thread, gramps
Posted by Ole Geauxt
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Posted on 4/19/17 at 2:44 pm to
Dammit,,, I started thinking the steel trap was rusting more than I thought...
Carry on, crocksters.

Posted by Tigeralum2008
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Posted on 4/19/17 at 2:52 pm to
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That crocodile was shot in the Congo btw dumbass


WTFever man.... it was a GD Nile croc found throughout those parts of Africa

quote:

The largest accurately measured male, shot near Mwanza, Tanzania, measured 6.45 m (21 ft 2 in)


The camera angle probably exaggerates the size of the croc.

I'm sure you researched how they did it so you can try to make that 3" dick of yours appear larger when you DM all those boys on Grindr


This post was edited on 4/19/17 at 2:54 pm
Posted by ForeverLSU02
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Member since Jun 2007
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Posted on 4/19/17 at 2:57 pm to
quote:

That crocodile was shot in the Congo btw dumbass

Looks like Zimbabwe to me

Posted by Burt Reynolds
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Member since Jul 2008
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Posted on 4/19/17 at 3:05 pm to
quote:

I'm sure you researched how they did it so you can try to make that 3" dick of yours appear larger when you DM all those boys on Grindr



do your parents know you're gay?
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 4/19/17 at 3:08 pm to
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Guess they may have drowned him first, as if that improves things.


one drowned him first.

then they fought over him.

part that gets me is

how many crocodiles did they catch and tear open before they found the hunter/hunted?
and of course, there's that moment when you find his body part Z and the wife wants his ring finger.



This post was edited on 4/19/17 at 3:11 pm
Posted by MontyFranklyn
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Member since Jan 2012
24301 posts
Posted on 4/19/17 at 3:08 pm to
Well we know he won't be "Staying Fly" ha, ha, ha, ha (bad pun)
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