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Mingo's Fashion Corner: Alright Baws Let's Talk Hygeine/Grooming
Posted on 1/17/19 at 6:15 pm
Posted on 1/17/19 at 6:15 pm
Welcome to the thread that will make your appearance great again. It's time to stop being a lazy slob and get it together. So without further ado let's begin.
Hair Care
First things first, stop going to Supercuts for your $15 haircut. It looks like a $15 haircut. Secondly, buzzing your head because it's easy makes you look like a penis. Sack up and go to a proper barber and get a nice haircut.
Now, lets talk about taking care of your newly minted salad. Get rid of the three in one Old Spice and get some good shampoo. I recommend something like this:
Skin and Oral Care
Now that we got the top figured out let's move on. Having shitty skin is a surefire way to ensure you look like shite. Washing and moisturizing the skin is imperative. Call using a men's lotion gay all you want, but when you are walking around with razor burn or pepperoni face the real men will be laughing at you.
The next item on the list to pulling you out of the despair that is your pitiful appearance is oral care. We all know you got to brush those chompers, but let's take things a step further. One, stop eating and drinking all that sugar. That shite is awful for your teeth. Next, stopping being a lazy arse and floss. It takes 5 minutes and prevents decay and bad breath. Also, invest in a nice electric toothbrush. Personally, I use the Oral B Professional Care. The new automatics are far superior to the standard piece of shite you get at the dentist and don't replace for a year. Finally, head to your dentist and get some whiting trays made. You look like a beaver with those corn kernels hanging out of your gums. I recommend about 1 hour once a week of bleaching your teeth. Doesn't cause enamel breakdown but keep them tooths pearly white.
Shaving
Yes, beards look good, but your shitty half neck beard does not. Look yourself in the mirror and be honest about your beard growing game. If it sucks, you are going to have to compensate else where, your Joe Dirt chops and shitty chin thing doesnt look good, shave it.
If you can grow a beard, excellent. Keep it trimmed and groomed. Looking like redneck Santa Clause is just as bad as the dweeb hipster with a neck beard.
In conclusion, you got to keep that shite tight fellas. Married men, looking like a slob is just setting yourself up to get Jody'd. You young single baws, if you aint keeping it tight, no self respecting woman is going to give you the time of day looking like McLovin.
This is now the Q&A part of the presentation. We will delve into other aspects in the next edition in Mingo's Fashion Corner.
Hair Care
First things first, stop going to Supercuts for your $15 haircut. It looks like a $15 haircut. Secondly, buzzing your head because it's easy makes you look like a penis. Sack up and go to a proper barber and get a nice haircut.
Now, lets talk about taking care of your newly minted salad. Get rid of the three in one Old Spice and get some good shampoo. I recommend something like this:
Skin and Oral Care
Now that we got the top figured out let's move on. Having shitty skin is a surefire way to ensure you look like shite. Washing and moisturizing the skin is imperative. Call using a men's lotion gay all you want, but when you are walking around with razor burn or pepperoni face the real men will be laughing at you.
The next item on the list to pulling you out of the despair that is your pitiful appearance is oral care. We all know you got to brush those chompers, but let's take things a step further. One, stop eating and drinking all that sugar. That shite is awful for your teeth. Next, stopping being a lazy arse and floss. It takes 5 minutes and prevents decay and bad breath. Also, invest in a nice electric toothbrush. Personally, I use the Oral B Professional Care. The new automatics are far superior to the standard piece of shite you get at the dentist and don't replace for a year. Finally, head to your dentist and get some whiting trays made. You look like a beaver with those corn kernels hanging out of your gums. I recommend about 1 hour once a week of bleaching your teeth. Doesn't cause enamel breakdown but keep them tooths pearly white.
Shaving
Yes, beards look good, but your shitty half neck beard does not. Look yourself in the mirror and be honest about your beard growing game. If it sucks, you are going to have to compensate else where, your Joe Dirt chops and shitty chin thing doesnt look good, shave it.
If you can grow a beard, excellent. Keep it trimmed and groomed. Looking like redneck Santa Clause is just as bad as the dweeb hipster with a neck beard.
In conclusion, you got to keep that shite tight fellas. Married men, looking like a slob is just setting yourself up to get Jody'd. You young single baws, if you aint keeping it tight, no self respecting woman is going to give you the time of day looking like McLovin.
This is now the Q&A part of the presentation. We will delve into other aspects in the next edition in Mingo's Fashion Corner.
This post was edited on 1/17/19 at 6:25 pm
Posted on 1/17/19 at 6:16 pm to Mingo Was His NameO
Isn't this a pecker thing?
Posted on 1/17/19 at 6:16 pm to Mingo Was His NameO
You are not and never will be Pecker
Posted on 1/17/19 at 6:16 pm to Mingo Was His NameO
Pecker already made this exact thread
Posted on 1/17/19 at 6:16 pm to Mingo Was His NameO
You’re the Metrosexual Oweo.
Posted on 1/17/19 at 6:16 pm to Mingo Was His NameO
About the beards: which razor do you suggest for true blood American Men?
Posted on 1/17/19 at 6:17 pm to Mingo Was His NameO
I’m sorry. Am I fricking you? No? Then I’m not spending $50 on hair cut.
Posted on 1/17/19 at 6:17 pm to Mingo Was His NameO
i guess you have to care what your hair looks like when everyone looks down at you
Posted on 1/17/19 at 6:18 pm to Jones
quote:
You are not and never will be Pecker
I don't want to be. In Pecker's absence needs to help you baws be all that you can be.
This post was edited on 1/17/19 at 6:22 pm
Posted on 1/17/19 at 6:19 pm to Mingo Was His NameO
What kind of man gives a shite about the shampoo he uses other than it saying “for men” on the bottle.
This thread is gay.
This thread is gay.
Posted on 1/17/19 at 6:20 pm to Mingo Was His NameO
quote:
In Pecker's absense
In his what now?
Posted on 1/17/19 at 6:21 pm to Mingo Was His NameO
People will react negatively at first, but this is all good advice.
fricked up teeth and facial skin is not a good look.
fricked up teeth and facial skin is not a good look.
Posted on 1/17/19 at 6:21 pm to Mingo Was His NameO
quote:
This is now the Q&A part of the presentation. We will delve into other aspects in the next edition in Mingo's Fashion Corner.
Besides having sex with men, is being part of Mingo's Fashion Corner the gayest thing about you?
Posted on 1/17/19 at 6:21 pm to Mingo Was His NameO
Kiehl's face products for men are also great.
Posted on 1/17/19 at 6:21 pm to Mingo Was His NameO
Are you a black dude?
Posted on 1/17/19 at 6:23 pm to FrankDrebin
quote:
What kind of man gives a shite about the shampoo he uses other than it saying “for men” on the bottle.
Why does it need to say for men?
You trying to say Prell is not for men?
Or does your insecurity run so deep you must be reassured by hair products that, yes, you are manly?
Posted on 1/17/19 at 6:24 pm to jefforize
The guy is telling people to wash their hair, shave, and floss and brush their teeth
Not exactly some insider secret news for us
Next he is going to say we should wash our clothes
Not exactly some insider secret news for us
Next he is going to say we should wash our clothes
Posted on 1/17/19 at 6:25 pm to Mingo Was His NameO
Most male celebrities dont use shampoo
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