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re: Millennials are an absolute embarrassment. Supposedly they don't like sex
Posted on 8/2/16 at 8:36 am to mizzoukills
Posted on 8/2/16 at 8:36 am to mizzoukills
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Noah Patterson, 18, likes to sit in front of several screens simultaneously: a work project, a YouTube clip, a video game. To shut it all down for a date or even a one-night stand seems a waste. “For an average date you’re going to spend at least two hours, and in that two hours I won’t be doing something I enjoy.”
It’s not that he doesn’t like women. “I enjoy their companionship, but it’s not a significant part of life,” said Patterson, a web designer in Bellingham, Wash.
He has never had sex. “I’d rather be watching YouTube videos and making money.” Sex, he said, is “not going to be something people ask you for on your resume.”
I pretty much agree with this dude. People put way too high of a premium on getting laid. Its fun and all, but it's just one aspect of life that really isn't that big of a deal. This also seems like some responsible population control.
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Posted on 8/2/16 at 8:36 am to mizzoukills
I kind of wondered if such easy access to porn would do this to new generations. You young bucks don't understand the struggle to get your hands on a playboy or VHS tape back in the day. Trying to get with a chick was almost easier. Now, I can sort of see kids say, why deal with the BS?
Posted on 8/2/16 at 8:37 am to mizzoukills
I am ok with them not breeding and adding more of their snowflakes to the gene pool. I am sure it will save me money in the long run.
Posted on 8/2/16 at 8:37 am to mizzoukills
I love sex
Had some this morning.
Had some this morning.
Posted on 8/2/16 at 8:37 am to mizzoukills
Don't worry, Mizzou, there are millions of other 18-30 worthless pieces of shite that will give birth to burdensome bastard progeny that the taxpayers can support.
Posted on 8/2/16 at 8:38 am to Hulkklogan
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Sex, he said, is “not going to be something people ask you for on your resume.”
Yes they do
BOOM.
Although it used to be M/F... now it's pick a sign
Posted on 8/2/16 at 8:39 am to mizzoukills
So you want these fricking idiots procreating.
Posted on 8/2/16 at 8:40 am to mizzoukills
LOL baby boomers.
We're about to drop y'all's arse in the nursing home within the next 10 years.
Enjoy the shite talking while you can, I suppose.
We're about to drop y'all's arse in the nursing home within the next 10 years.
Enjoy the shite talking while you can, I suppose.
Posted on 8/2/16 at 8:41 am to DollaChoppa
DollaChoppa
I know you're trolling, but in the off chance that you aren't trolling I have a question for you: You get more satisfaction out of jerking than actual sex?
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Why waste time banging when I could be jerking off?
I know you're trolling, but in the off chance that you aren't trolling I have a question for you: You get more satisfaction out of jerking than actual sex?
Posted on 8/2/16 at 8:42 am to Kracka
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Its fun and all, but it's just one aspect of life that really isn't that big of a deal.
How old are you?
Posted on 8/2/16 at 8:43 am to JohnZeroQ
JohnZeroQ
You, sir, are not a pathetic pussy! Good for you!
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I love sex Had some this morning.
You, sir, are not a pathetic pussy! Good for you!
Posted on 8/2/16 at 8:44 am to mizzoukills
Their choice. 
Posted on 8/2/16 at 8:44 am to terd ferguson
WTF!?
Okay, what happened to sanity?
Posted on 8/2/16 at 8:45 am to mizzoukills
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people born between the early 1980s and 2000 - have fewer sexual partners than the baby boomers and Generation X, immediately preceding them.
I did my part to combat this. Why didn't the rest of you virgin losers?
Posted on 8/2/16 at 8:45 am to mizzoukills
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You get more satisfaction out of jerking than actual sex?
Vaginas are just kinda gross, you know how you get all that vagina crust on your d after you bang a chick and then have to clean it off? Nasty. No wonder so many people get diseases from banging. Gross
Posted on 8/2/16 at 8:48 am to DollaChoppa
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Vaginas are just kinda gross, you know how you get all that vagina crust on your d after you bang a chick and then have to clean it off? Nasty. No wonder so many people get diseases from banging. Gross
I bang, then go straight downtown and rub my facial beard all up in that slop, then bang some more, then go back downtown and wet my beard again, then bang some more.....
It's awesome.
Posted on 8/2/16 at 8:48 am to colorchangintiger
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Why didn't the rest of you virgin losers?
Sex education.
Posted on 8/2/16 at 8:48 am to mizzoukills
Yea, youre def gonna get throat cancer
Posted on 8/2/16 at 8:49 am to mizzoukills
Guess all the folks wondering where those slutty teachers were back in the day shouldn't have any gripes now.
Posted on 8/2/16 at 8:49 am to DollaChoppa
Korn's "ADIDAS" was about as appropriate a theme song as could be when I was 18. It still is at 32 come to think about it. Can't relate to kids these days.
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