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re: MILF Breaks Out Coke on 3rd Date - WWTOTD??

Posted on 1/31/17 at 12:14 am to
Posted by Russ337
NM
Member since Dec 2013
1473 posts
Posted on 1/31/17 at 12:14 am to
If she has some x as well, you should marry that chick lol...
Posted by ByteMe
Member since Sep 2003
22360 posts
Posted on 1/31/17 at 12:31 am to
quote:

If she has some x as well, you should marry that chick lol.


I can only imagine what kind of life you'll have when you don't grow up.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
89802 posts
Posted on 1/31/17 at 4:07 am to
quote:

After a couple of dates things go as they should (Congrats accepted)


Posted by mauser
Orange Beach
Member since Nov 2008
27586 posts
Posted on 1/31/17 at 5:16 am to
Dump her and be on the lookout for STDs
Posted by I am GLORIOUS
On Tanden's Pond
Member since Oct 2016
3128 posts
Posted on 1/31/17 at 5:33 am to
Are there any pics in this thread?

If so, carry on


If not, GTFO
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
69234 posts
Posted on 1/31/17 at 5:35 am to
quote:

Then on the third date, she breaks out some powder (cocaine) without any warning. She has a white collar job and a kid (who was not there at the time).


I am so hard right now
Posted by terriblegreen
Spokane, LA
Member since Aug 2011
12453 posts
Posted on 1/31/17 at 6:28 am to
Everybody is busting this guys balls, and while I'll admit it would be fun to bang this chick a few times, there are a few things that could go horribly wrong. It's probably best to formulate an exit strategy.
Posted by YouAre8Up
in a house
Member since Mar 2011
12792 posts
Posted on 1/31/17 at 6:55 am to
quote:

No pics, but she’s an OT 6-7


Posted by fishfighter
RIP
Member since Apr 2008
40026 posts
Posted on 1/31/17 at 7:01 am to
quote:

I want nothing to do with the coke.


That should tell you she is batshit crazy. RUN!
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 1/31/17 at 7:18 am to
quote:

I want nothing to do with the coke.


That's what you SAY!
Posted by HoarseComeSunday
Shreveport
Member since Oct 2004
1239 posts
Posted on 1/31/17 at 8:11 am to
She's bored with you.
Posted by paladine36
Member since Feb 2013
1524 posts
Posted on 1/31/17 at 8:11 am to
wanna see something funny? Blow the coke into her vagina and anus and get her hot and watch what happens.
A better effect is to replace the coke with a tab of X.
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
40383 posts
Posted on 1/31/17 at 8:24 am to
quote:

MILF



quote:

After a couple of dates things go as they should (Congrats accepted).




Wouldn't that make her a MIF.
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
62212 posts
Posted on 1/31/17 at 8:29 am to
quote:

she’s an OT 6-7

quote:

I want nothing to do with the coke.


I wouldn't want it either. Now let's say she's an OT 9 or 8.7, that changes the game a little bit.



Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66465 posts
Posted on 1/31/17 at 8:54 am to
More like a MIWNF
This post was edited on 1/31/17 at 8:55 am
Posted by sugatowng
Look at my bling Bitches
Member since Nov 2006
25601 posts
Posted on 1/31/17 at 9:00 am to
RAQUEL...do it off my fricking arse!
Posted by WhiteMandingo
Member since Jan 2016
8139 posts
Posted on 1/31/17 at 9:11 am to
You're the reason men have less testosterone than their fathers, and they had less testosterone their fathers.

My son may have to live in a world where there won't be Coke whores because pussies like you ruined it for him.

MAN UP , BUMP UP
Posted by WhiteMandingo
Member since Jan 2016
8139 posts
Posted on 1/31/17 at 9:11 am to
You're the reason men have less testosterone than their fathers, and they had less testosterone their fathers.

My son may have to live in a world where there won't be Coke whores because pussies like you ruined it for him.

MAN UP , BUMP UP
Posted by rintintin
Life is Life
Member since Nov 2008
17102 posts
Posted on 1/31/17 at 9:29 am to
Funny, same thing just happened to me, although younger, no kids, and it was the 2nd date.


I don't know what you're bitching about, It was an epic night.
Posted by terriblegreen
Spokane, LA
Member since Aug 2011
12453 posts
Posted on 1/31/17 at 9:48 am to
I have a 2nd date tonight. This could get interesting.
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