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re: MIL has just announced she's staying until NYD

Posted on 12/29/19 at 11:21 am to
Posted by Horsemeat
Truckin' somewhere in the US
Member since Dec 2014
15173 posts
Posted on 12/29/19 at 11:21 am to
We get it - you have sex with your wife. Congrats.
Posted by MMauler
Primary This RINO Traitor
Member since Jun 2013
23900 posts
Posted on 12/29/19 at 11:43 am to
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And she can hear a fart two rooms away much less the "Oh God", "Oh Jesus", and "Not that hole"my wife is prone to saying.



Or, in your case, "Is it in yet?" and "Are you finished ALREADY?"
Posted by Simmesport
ElDorado Ar
Member since Aug 2019
262 posts
Posted on 12/29/19 at 11:44 am to
Why not both
Posted by DmitriKaramazov
Member since Nov 2015
5574 posts
Posted on 12/29/19 at 11:51 am to
I have no idea why adults continue to kowtow to their parents like overgrown teenagers. Tell your MIL to leave the house and entertain herself for a few hours on NYE so you can bang. Or just go out on NYE and leave her at home. Or frick your wife in the shower. Or just frick her in the bed and if you MIL hears, too bad.
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 12/29/19 at 12:11 pm to
Just frick your wife. If your MIL has issue with it answer the door with dick swinging and a "Do you mind?"
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104325 posts
Posted on 12/29/19 at 12:35 pm to
Family time is precious.
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 12/29/19 at 1:23 pm to
Subtle "wife won't let me PIIHB" complaint
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
14917 posts
Posted on 12/29/19 at 1:43 pm to
If your MIL doesn't think you frick her daughter, there are problems.
This post was edited on 12/29/19 at 6:49 pm
Posted by Slingscode
Houston, TX
Member since Sep 2011
2191 posts
Posted on 12/29/19 at 1:53 pm to
I've got an extra room above the garage.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 12/29/19 at 2:12 pm to
Get your wife to tell her to GTFO. Who invites themselves to stay??
Posted by jflsufan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2013
5002 posts
Posted on 12/29/19 at 5:06 pm to
quote:

I'm not a jerk and I don't want the woman to be alone on NYE but I would like to ring in the New Year and decade with my wife.


How does yours MIL look and is she DTF? If so I can come over and keep her busy for a few minutes while you do your thing.
Posted by dupergreenie
Member since May 2014
9389 posts
Posted on 12/29/19 at 5:34 pm to
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Oh God", "Oh Jesus", and "Not that hole"my wife is prone to saying. 


Doing this would probably guarantee that you MIL wont be at your house for next new years.....
Posted by TIGRLEE
Northeast Louisiana
Member since Nov 2009
31493 posts
Posted on 12/29/19 at 5:34 pm to
Post her pic
Posted by dupergreenie
Member since May 2014
9389 posts
Posted on 12/29/19 at 5:34 pm to
quote:

keep her busy for a few minutes 


Ok Mr. Braggy brag....
Posted by Hopeful Doc
Member since Sep 2010
15388 posts
Posted on 12/29/19 at 7:21 pm to
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"Oh God", "Oh Jesus", and "Not that hole"my wife is prone to saying.



So you put one sock on the door and one in wife's mouth.

That's why we have two feet, I think.
This post was edited on 12/29/19 at 7:22 pm
Posted by MojoGuyPan
Intercession City, Florida
Member since Jun 2018
2797 posts
Posted on 12/29/19 at 7:44 pm to
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If your MIL doesn't think you frick her daughter, there are problems.


You miss the point.

I think we all knew that our parents f'd, doesn't mean they wanted me to watch and I certainly didn't want to watch that filth.

Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
14917 posts
Posted on 12/30/19 at 6:28 am to
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doesn't mean they wanted me to watch and I certainly didn't want to watch that filth.



IK,R.
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
30407 posts
Posted on 12/30/19 at 6:36 am to
Y'all must be newly weds. Ain't nobody tapping asses and screaming in this house.
Posted by QJenk
Atl, Ga
Member since Jan 2013
17201 posts
Posted on 12/30/19 at 8:30 am to
How big is the house. I had the same problem with Mom in law staying with us for Christmas. Enjoyed her company, but her room was right next door to us. Our solution, go to the basement and get right to work.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
107038 posts
Posted on 12/30/19 at 9:11 am to
quote:

MIL has just announced she's staying until NYD


I'll just say, if I was on the jury I'd vote to acquit.
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