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MIL has just announced she's staying until NYD

Posted on 12/29/19 at 9:02 am
Posted by BaDoing
Member since Oct 2019
352 posts
Posted on 12/29/19 at 9:02 am
Just after breakfast she told everyone she won't be leaving until Wednesday. Just straight ruined my plans to crush some puss especially on New Year's Eve. This woman is always up throughout the night. And she can hear a fart two rooms away much less the "Oh God", "Oh Jesus", and "Not that hole"my wife is prone to saying.

I'm not a jerk and I don't want the woman to be alone on NYE but I would like to ring in the New Year and decade with my wife. And by ring I mean "tap dat arse". What's a baw to do? I had been looking forward to some romance followed by some crushing (followed by look of dissatisfaction 3-4 minutes later).

Now it looks like all I have to look forward to is watching a ball drop Tuesday, while mine remain dry.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61239 posts
Posted on 12/29/19 at 9:03 am to
frick them both.
Posted by Ron Cheramie
The Cajun Hedgehog
Member since Aug 2016
5141 posts
Posted on 12/29/19 at 9:03 am to
Ask MIL to join baw
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120262 posts
Posted on 12/29/19 at 9:03 am to
Just fap. Like every other married baw.
Posted by bayourougebengal
Member since Mar 2008
7193 posts
Posted on 12/29/19 at 9:05 am to
Threads like this make me glad my MIL doesn't live far away enough to need to stay over.
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30571 posts
Posted on 12/29/19 at 9:05 am to
It’s your house, frick your wife
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
19999 posts
Posted on 12/29/19 at 9:06 am to
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
8369 posts
Posted on 12/29/19 at 9:07 am to
Ball gag in your wife’s mouth.


Don’t you know anything ?
Posted by WylieTiger
Member since Nov 2006
12949 posts
Posted on 12/29/19 at 9:08 am to
She can ear muff it.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
33935 posts
Posted on 12/29/19 at 9:09 am to
Maker her drink till she passes out
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 12/29/19 at 9:09 am to
Pics of mil?
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41592 posts
Posted on 12/29/19 at 9:11 am to
This is textbook trying too hard.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136811 posts
Posted on 12/29/19 at 9:13 am to
Tell her what she might overhear

Then the choice is hers
Posted by saturday
Pronoun (Baw)
Member since Feb 2007
7095 posts
Posted on 12/29/19 at 9:13 am to
Put up some pics of the MIL. I'm sure we have some hard up baws that'll take her for a spin in your guest room.
Posted by Big L
Houston
Member since Sep 2005
5411 posts
Posted on 12/29/19 at 9:16 am to
Just turn up the AL Green extra loud so she can only hear that.
Posted by Patfic15
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2018
3252 posts
Posted on 12/29/19 at 9:17 am to
Yeah you're barely getting any as it is. So nice try.
Posted by Jorts R Us
Member since Aug 2013
14813 posts
Posted on 12/29/19 at 9:21 am to
quote:

. And she can hear a fart two rooms away much less the "Oh God", "Oh Jesus", and "Not that hole"my wife is prone to saying.

What's a baw to do?



Move out of your trailer and into a proper house.
This post was edited on 12/29/19 at 9:22 am
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
112617 posts
Posted on 12/29/19 at 9:23 am to
Subtle I’m not a virgin brag
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
One State Solution
Member since May 2012
55610 posts
Posted on 12/29/19 at 9:24 am to
You must be really good at sex
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
66789 posts
Posted on 12/29/19 at 9:26 am to
just go to bathroom and say you gotta take a dump.



You can play with your pecker just like you had previously planned.
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