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re: MIL has just announced she's staying until NYD

Posted on 12/29/19 at 9:29 am to
Posted by johnnyrocket
Ghetto once known as Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2013
9790 posts
Posted on 12/29/19 at 9:29 am to
It is time you and your wife go on a NYE vacation.

Your MIL can watch the house.

Problem solved.
Posted by arcalades
USA
Member since Feb 2014
19276 posts
Posted on 12/29/19 at 9:30 am to
quote:

And she can hear a fart two rooms away much less the "Oh God", "Oh Jesus", and "Not that hole"my wife is prone to saying.

just play some music while you tap dat arse
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
25135 posts
Posted on 12/29/19 at 9:31 am to
Invite a buddy over to take one for the team and be your wingman to keep your MIL occupied
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 12/29/19 at 9:32 am to
Your wife sounds like a whore
Posted by LSUDAN1
Member since Oct 2010
10891 posts
Posted on 12/29/19 at 9:34 am to
Time to make some MIL porn.
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
69702 posts
Posted on 12/29/19 at 9:36 am to
Alter
Posted by cave canem
pullarius dominus
Member since Oct 2012
12186 posts
Posted on 12/29/19 at 9:38 am to
That is sad on so many levels I am not sure where to start other than you have to plan out sex with your wife a week ahead of time?

Everyone else just stops by your crib anytime they wish.

Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
120100 posts
Posted on 12/29/19 at 9:49 am to
quote:

This is textbook trying too hard
Posted by MojoGuyPan
Intercession City, Florida
Member since Jun 2018
2797 posts
Posted on 12/29/19 at 9:55 am to
Silver lining:

Turn that MIL into a MILF and order up some oyakodon.


Don't forget to run a cam and upload to the hub for the rest of us. The OT can decide what came first.
This post was edited on 12/29/19 at 9:59 am
Posted by NimbleCat
Member since Jan 2007
8934 posts
Posted on 12/29/19 at 9:57 am to
You have a Mother-Daughter Combo Package served up on a platter and all you do is complain?

Enjoy the three-way. It's a MFF, with a Mother/Daughter Multiplier.

The fact that you are complaining makes me question your sexual prowess.
Posted by liz18lsu
Naples, FL
Member since Feb 2009
17899 posts
Posted on 12/29/19 at 9:58 am to
I totally read this as you were looking for some strange.
Posted by 14&Counting
Dallas, TX
Member since Jul 2012
41427 posts
Posted on 12/29/19 at 9:58 am to
quote:

"Oh God", "Oh Jesus", and "Not that hole"my wife is prone to saying.



Pic?
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
Member since May 2013
12318 posts
Posted on 12/29/19 at 10:00 am to
quote:

What's a baw to do?


Tell that old bag to GTFO.

Posted by KirkLazarus
Member since Aug 2017
3574 posts
Posted on 12/29/19 at 10:01 am to
mm she sounds like a real slut, see if you can hit it why the wife is out
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 12/29/19 at 10:13 am to
Your wife probably encouraged it so she didn’t have to have sex with you.
Posted by GeauxldMember
Member since Nov 2003
5479 posts
Posted on 12/29/19 at 10:26 am to
quote:

What's a baw to do?



Posted by 14caratgoldjones
Uniontown, Al
Member since Aug 2009
1579 posts
Posted on 12/29/19 at 10:44 am to
Tap it and make it extra loud just so the MIL WILL hear it. You’ll notice a twinkle in her eye when y’all gather at breakfast table the next morning. Slap your wife’s arse when she leans over and serves you the second helping of eggs and brings you the paper. Don’t even make eye contact.
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
61283 posts
Posted on 12/29/19 at 10:47 am to
quote:

I'm not a jerk


I'm sure your wife would love to read how you post about screwing her.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 12/29/19 at 10:48 am to
1) Starting a topic and then just leaving it is a loser poster move

2) Buy tickets to a fancy NYE bash at the nearest resort/hotel. Book a room for the night. Then let your wife and MIL know and make it like it was something you had planned ahead of time and wanted to surprise your wife with.
Posted by CarlBrutananadilews
Member since Oct 2019
392 posts
Posted on 12/29/19 at 10:54 am to
Make her a benedryl peanut butter sandwich
This post was edited on 12/29/19 at 10:55 am
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