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MIL has just announced she's staying until NYD
Posted on 12/29/19 at 9:02 am
Posted on 12/29/19 at 9:02 am
Just after breakfast she told everyone she won't be leaving until Wednesday. Just straight ruined my plans to crush some puss especially on New Year's Eve. This woman is always up throughout the night. And she can hear a fart two rooms away much less the "Oh God", "Oh Jesus", and "Not that hole"my wife is prone to saying.
I'm not a jerk and I don't want the woman to be alone on NYE but I would like to ring in the New Year and decade with my wife. And by ring I mean "tap dat arse". What's a baw to do? I had been looking forward to some romance followed by some crushing (followed by look of dissatisfaction 3-4 minutes later).
Now it looks like all I have to look forward to is watching a ball drop Tuesday, while mine remain dry.
I'm not a jerk and I don't want the woman to be alone on NYE but I would like to ring in the New Year and decade with my wife. And by ring I mean "tap dat arse". What's a baw to do? I had been looking forward to some romance followed by some crushing (followed by look of dissatisfaction 3-4 minutes later).
Now it looks like all I have to look forward to is watching a ball drop Tuesday, while mine remain dry.
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Posted on 12/29/19 at 9:03 am to BaDoing
frick them both.
Posted on 12/29/19 at 9:03 am to BaDoing
Just fap. Like every other married baw.
Posted on 12/29/19 at 9:05 am to BaDoing
Threads like this make me glad my MIL doesn't live far away enough to need to stay over.
Posted on 12/29/19 at 9:05 am to BaDoing
It’s your house, frick your wife
Posted on 12/29/19 at 9:06 am to BaDoing
Posted on 12/29/19 at 9:07 am to BaDoing
Ball gag in your wife’s mouth.
Don’t you know anything ?
Don’t you know anything ?
Posted on 12/29/19 at 9:08 am to BaDoing
She can ear muff it.
Posted on 12/29/19 at 9:09 am to BaDoing
Maker her drink till she passes out
Posted on 12/29/19 at 9:09 am to BaDoing
Pics of mil?
Posted on 12/29/19 at 9:11 am to BaDoing
This is textbook trying too hard.
Posted on 12/29/19 at 9:13 am to BaDoing
Tell her what she might overhear
Then the choice is hers
Then the choice is hers
Posted on 12/29/19 at 9:13 am to BaDoing
Put up some pics of the MIL. I'm sure we have some hard up baws that'll take her for a spin in your guest room.
Posted on 12/29/19 at 9:16 am to saturday
Just turn up the AL Green extra loud so she can only hear that.
Posted on 12/29/19 at 9:17 am to BaDoing
Yeah you're barely getting any as it is. So nice try.
Posted on 12/29/19 at 9:21 am to BaDoing
quote:
. And she can hear a fart two rooms away much less the "Oh God", "Oh Jesus", and "Not that hole"my wife is prone to saying.
What's a baw to do?
Move out of your trailer and into a proper house.
This post was edited on 12/29/19 at 9:22 am
Posted on 12/29/19 at 9:23 am to BaDoing
Subtle I’m not a virgin brag
Posted on 12/29/19 at 9:24 am to BaDoing
You must be really good at sex
Posted on 12/29/19 at 9:26 am to BaDoing
just go to bathroom and say you gotta take a dump.
You can play with your pecker just like you had previously planned.
You can play with your pecker just like you had previously planned.
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