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Michigan Chipotle customer shoots employee during brawl over guacamole
Posted on 4/7/24 at 11:18 am
Posted on 4/7/24 at 11:18 am
He must have been upset Chipotle charges extra for Guac
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An enraged customer at a Michigan Chipotle shot an employee when a fight over guacamole escalated to bloodshed.
The suspect, 32, can be seen flashing the firearm as the employee, 21, grabbed him by the sweatshirt in an attempt to stop him from leaving the store, video of the wild brawl shows.
“I was just eating a bowl and I heard shouting. And then I looked over, they’re arguing. One of the workers went to the back, I don’t know why, and then when he was in the back, the customer walked around the counter, tried to grab his food and put it in a bag,” witness Thomas Huber told Fox 2 Detroit.
“Then the employee came back, and they started fighting, and then we heard a gunshot and just ran out as quick as we could.”
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Posted on 4/7/24 at 11:21 am to WPBTiger
quote:
The suspect — an unnamed Detroit man
Posted on 4/7/24 at 11:22 am to WPBTiger
I didn’t know black people liked guacamole.
Posted on 4/7/24 at 11:24 am to WPBTiger
Yes Boo Boo.
Posted on 4/7/24 at 11:24 am to WPBTiger
Don't bring a Glock to a Guac fight
Posted on 4/7/24 at 11:34 am to WPBTiger
It’s just guacamole. It ain’t that serious
Posted on 4/7/24 at 11:41 am to WPBTiger
More like double scoop of Glock instead
Posted on 4/7/24 at 11:52 am to chalmetteowl
quote:
It’s just guacamole. It ain’t that serious
Had nothing to do with guacamole. It was all about being disrespected.
Don't y'all understand that being disrespected not only justifies deadly force, but practically obligates the guy to use deadly force?
Otherwise he'd acting white and shite.
Also, all cutlures are equal.
Posted on 4/7/24 at 11:55 am to GreatLakesTiger24
Different city, same crew. They everywhere.
Posted on 4/7/24 at 11:59 am to WPBTiger
Glockamole
Posted on 4/7/24 at 12:04 pm to WPBTiger
First mistake was going to Chipotle, instead just to any of the mexican restaurants you passed on your way.
Posted on 4/7/24 at 12:14 pm to WPBTiger
quote:
An enraged customer at a Michigan Chipotle shot an employee
Posted on 4/7/24 at 12:21 pm to wackatimesthree
quote:
Don't y'all understand that being disrespected not only justifies deadly force, but practically obligates the guy to use deadly force?
Otherwise he'd acting white and shite.
It’s only been 6 weeks since one of them gave another group of them the stink eye.
22 hospitalized later, mostly children, and 1 in the morgue and a Super Bowl victory parade destroyed. Yet, I’ve never heard a peep from “their” supposed leaders.
Oh wait, I take that back.
“Criminal behavior in America is just Black culture” - Benjamin Crump, black man. Feb. 19th, 2024
Posted on 4/7/24 at 12:39 pm to WPBTiger
I want to know the particulars of the guacamole argument.
Posted on 4/7/24 at 12:41 pm to WPBTiger
100% watched just the Sapranos episode where Chrissy shot the donut employee or when him and Paulie clipped the waiter for questioning the tip.
This world is lost.
This world is lost.
Posted on 4/7/24 at 12:43 pm to WPBTiger
Gimme the guac or catch this Glock
Posted on 4/7/24 at 2:05 pm to WPBTiger
Some good comments
quote:
Mitchell
7 hours ago
New rule: Give the guy with the gun anything he wants.
Extra guacamole? Sure, have a pint or two. Then, call the police.
Remember the police? You stopped paying them a few years ago.
Posted on 4/7/24 at 3:02 pm to WPBTiger
I know its wrong to paint a picture of the suspect in your head before opening a thread but it just seems to always be right when i open the thread. Knew it wasn't going to be an Asian. 
This post was edited on 4/7/24 at 3:04 pm
Posted on 4/7/24 at 3:06 pm to WPBTiger
Never grab the shirt of an armed man.
Posted on 4/7/24 at 3:08 pm to WPBTiger
I think that's legal now in Michigan.
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