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re: Metrosexual men

Posted on 1/23/16 at 12:32 pm to
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
61715 posts
Posted on 1/23/16 at 12:32 pm to
I hope you get aids of the dick
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 1/23/16 at 12:33 pm to
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nothing wrong with a guy doing any of the things you said except the mani/pedi part.



Spoken like an insecure guy that's never had one. They don't put finger nail polish on you. It's a badass foot and calf rub then they clip your toe nails
Posted by BayouSizzle
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2016
316 posts
Posted on 1/23/16 at 12:34 pm to
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And pedicures feel awesome. It's just a foot rub in hot water.


Once you get to this point...

The potential to sit down to pee must be in the rear view mirror.
Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
85640 posts
Posted on 1/23/16 at 12:35 pm to
And nice hands are sexy

And they feel better than callused ones with rough cuticles and sharp nails
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
70794 posts
Posted on 1/23/16 at 12:36 pm to
I'm not saying I haven't had one, but mani/pedi is a core characteristic of metrosexuals.

Nothing wrong with doing things that define several different types of people.
Posted by Horsemeat
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Posted on 1/23/16 at 12:36 pm to
I like sushi, red meat, and craft beer.
I'm nowhere near metro. Pretty sure I'm the antonym of that.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138487 posts
Posted on 1/23/16 at 12:37 pm to
I sit to pee, and I will whoop your pansy arse
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
27750 posts
Posted on 1/23/16 at 12:38 pm to
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nothing wrong with a guy doing any of the things you said except the mani/pedi part.



I dont get the mani/pedi part either. BUT I didn't get massages either, til I got one. And I am talking regular NOT RUB AND TUG massages.

So I will not begrudge a guy getting one. Plus if your feet are nasty and you are trying to make them better? Why the hell not.
Posted by BayouSizzle
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2016
316 posts
Posted on 1/23/16 at 12:39 pm to
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Umm what the hell does this even mean? The things I bolded are definitely not metrosexual.


There are no half-pregnant metro sexuals. Commit, or do not commit.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
150012 posts
Posted on 1/23/16 at 12:39 pm to
I've had a couple pedicures and love it. Best $25 I spend all year
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
70794 posts
Posted on 1/23/16 at 12:39 pm to
I actually stood this morning after getting out of bed and in midstream thought 'why did I do this?'
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
15523 posts
Posted on 1/23/16 at 12:41 pm to
OP
Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
85640 posts
Posted on 1/23/16 at 12:41 pm to
Pretty sure this guy grew up in a trailer
Posted by Redbone
my castle
Member since Sep 2012
20696 posts
Posted on 1/23/16 at 12:42 pm to
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Just replace metro with homo for chrissake.

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Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
27750 posts
Posted on 1/23/16 at 12:42 pm to
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actually stood this morning after getting out of bed and in midstream thought 'why did I do this?'



Especially a "post sex" pee that night or next morning? The aim is sketchy at best. Magazines, potpourri on back of toilet, candles, walls, feet, or toilet paper are fair game.
Posted by 12Pence
Member since Jan 2013
6344 posts
Posted on 1/23/16 at 12:43 pm to
I try and model my style and appearance after Joey Greco. Are you calling me metro?


Posted by REG861
Ocelot, Iowa
Member since Oct 2011
38115 posts
Posted on 1/23/16 at 12:44 pm to
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doyle craft beer sipping,


you mean the kind that has 5x as much alcohol content as the watered down shite you drink?
Posted by REG861
Ocelot, Iowa
Member since Oct 2011
38115 posts
Posted on 1/23/16 at 12:45 pm to
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Pretty sure this guy lives in a trailer




fify
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
25564 posts
Posted on 1/23/16 at 12:45 pm to
Lots of metros on here asking about eyebrows and fashion tips
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
60826 posts
Posted on 1/23/16 at 12:46 pm to
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also wear ariats to the office daily and I promise you wouldn't frick with me if you saw me on the street


I love this kind of shite.
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