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re: Men's restroom etiquette question.
Posted on 6/8/16 at 11:17 pm to geauxnavybeatbama
Posted on 6/8/16 at 11:17 pm to geauxnavybeatbama
Stand behind the guy and tell him you're getting flashbacks to prison.
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Posted on 6/8/16 at 11:17 pm to geauxnavybeatbama
Center one or go to one of the stalls. I'm not using the small urinal unless I have to.
Posted on 6/8/16 at 11:17 pm to Parallax
quote:
The better question: 2 urinals with one being used -- do you grab the other urinal or use a stall?
Stall for me but I think my threshold for a stall is lower than most.
Stall is only reserved for when all urinals are occupied. Unless you're a weirdo.
Posted on 6/8/16 at 11:17 pm to Parallax
Stall means lack of self esteem in my opinion.
Posted on 6/8/16 at 11:18 pm to Parallax
quote:
The better question: 2 urinals with one being used -- do you grab the other urinal or use a stall?
If there is a separator between the urinals, I'd probably use the urinal. I don't want to deal with the whole stall pissing scenario if I can avoid it.
This post was edited on 6/8/16 at 11:19 pm
Posted on 6/8/16 at 11:18 pm to geauxnavybeatbama
quote:
Stall means lack of self esteem in my opinion.
Yup
Posted on 6/8/16 at 11:20 pm to geauxnavybeatbama
I don't know, but you baws best be washing your hands before you leave. Soap and water, mother frickers!
Posted on 6/8/16 at 11:27 pm to geauxnavybeatbama
quote:
Which do you use?
It doesn't matter what your options are, the correct answer is always the vacant option that is furthest away from any fellow pissers. The only exception to the rule is if the bathroom is near maximum capacity.
Posted on 6/8/16 at 11:29 pm to geauxnavybeatbama
Piss between the legs of the guy on the right. Use him as a splash guard
Posted on 6/8/16 at 11:31 pm to Langland
This reminds me of a ridiculous bathroom situation I had this week.
Walking in, the stalls are at the end, to the left. 4 regular and the handicap/king throne at the end.
First thing I noticed was the one guy in there was in the stall right next to the big daddy. Wtf? Being a gentleman, I choose the first stall so as to not crowd.
After I plop down to do work, I hear what apparently was the office shite team stroll in, talking and laughing. 3 guys. They all occupy the remaining stalls. Then, all at once, in what can only be described as a shite Symphony dedicated to the poor dietary choices from the night before, they all proceed to explode on their target. Not a solid turd was to be passed that morning.
Once I heard one of them let out a chuckle, I got the feeling I was in the middle of some odd ceremony and bolted.
I hate people.
Walking in, the stalls are at the end, to the left. 4 regular and the handicap/king throne at the end.
First thing I noticed was the one guy in there was in the stall right next to the big daddy. Wtf? Being a gentleman, I choose the first stall so as to not crowd.
After I plop down to do work, I hear what apparently was the office shite team stroll in, talking and laughing. 3 guys. They all occupy the remaining stalls. Then, all at once, in what can only be described as a shite Symphony dedicated to the poor dietary choices from the night before, they all proceed to explode on their target. Not a solid turd was to be passed that morning.
Once I heard one of them let out a chuckle, I got the feeling I was in the middle of some odd ceremony and bolted.
I hate people.
Posted on 6/8/16 at 11:33 pm to geauxnavybeatbama
If you're the first guy there, is it bad etiquette to take the middle stall? Do we have to anticipate another pisser?
Posted on 6/8/16 at 11:37 pm to CoeJ
Yes. It's like double parking.
Posted on 6/8/16 at 11:37 pm to geauxnavybeatbama
I always use the short one because I don't want my tip to touch the perfume puck
Posted on 6/8/16 at 11:43 pm to geauxnavybeatbama
Short one. I'm not going to be that guy....
Posted on 6/8/16 at 11:43 pm to geauxnavybeatbama
The left one.
I always use thw short urinal. I twnd to lean into a good piss.
I touched my junk to the side of the urinal once and had to wash it in the sink.
Try explaing to the walmart employee why you are waving your penis back in forth in the sink.
I always use thw short urinal. I twnd to lean into a good piss.
I touched my junk to the side of the urinal once and had to wash it in the sink.
Try explaing to the walmart employee why you are waving your penis back in forth in the sink.
Posted on 6/8/16 at 11:53 pm to geauxnavybeatbama
The normal size because I'm secure with myself.
Posted on 6/8/16 at 11:58 pm to geauxnavybeatbama
Piss wherever you want, but own it. I have a tiny Penis, but I'm a grown-was man. If I have to piss, I'll go right there. I'm too old to be jumping into lockers to hide my junk.
This post was edited on 6/9/16 at 8:07 am
Posted on 6/9/16 at 12:20 am to geauxnavybeatbama
I was actually faced with this exact situation earlier today. I used the short urinal.
Posted on 6/9/16 at 12:21 am to geauxnavybeatbama
quote:
He said I had a nice watch so at least he was nice.
How exactly did he see your watch?
You should carry around an "out of order" sign to hang on stall doors next to yours and such.
Posted on 6/9/16 at 12:26 am to geauxnavybeatbama
Find the floor drain and get busy pissing.
Life's too short for drama and BS decisions.
Extra points for loudly ripping wind during the urination.
Life's too short for drama and BS decisions.
Extra points for loudly ripping wind during the urination.
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